Monday, March 30, 2015

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Movies of school life Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.

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Meri jeb me hai, aja nikal le. ~ Answer by most people when they are asked where someone is!

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Ek baar jo maine Headphones pehen liye fir to mai kisi ki nai sunta!

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Boy - bhaiya guitar dikhana. Shopkeeper - kon sa ? Boy - facebook DP wala!

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Believe me or not but we all start our weekends with "aaj fir jeene ki tammana hai" and end up on "aaj fir marne ka irada hai"!

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He: Do you love me? She: No. He: Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot! *Blocked*

Sunday, March 29, 2015

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Wife: Dekho baarish ho rahi hai. Sanjeev Kapoor: Haan bana raha hoon pakode.