One day... Morning 8.30AM, .... just woke up. My Nepali Cook Ram Prasad : "oo Saaab Ji, wo Motor kharaab ho gi." Me : (Extreme shocked ) "Arre yaar!! Naya Sayaapa, ab nahaunga kaise...??" Ram Prasad : "Bahar fek du Shaaab Ji ishe..." Me :" Arey pagal hai kya? Karwata hoon theek shaam ko.. Electrician plumber ko bulakar...." Ram Prasad : Thik hai Shaaab Ji... fir abhi Aalu me Motor ki jagah Gobbi daal du....??"
Monday, February 9, 2015
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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
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My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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