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My girlfriend is so negative that when I asked her out to be my girlfriend, she said no; okbye..

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Sometimes we have to lose our way to find out what we really want, because we often ignore our needs until we are lost..

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Comment song that describes your current situation..

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You can't love something without wanting to fight for it..

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सो गए बच्चे गरीब के यह सुनकर.... कि ख्वाब में फरिशते आते हैं रोटियाँ लेकर..

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Be with someone who can make you laugh when you don't even feel like smiling..

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Q. What is the hinglish word for Dead People?? A. DiaLogue; okbye..

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Some people are going to leave, but that's not the end of your story. That's the end of their part in your story..

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"I have no idea how to fix a car but let me open the hood & stare at the engine for 5 minutes. Miracles do happen." - Most Car owners..

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Trust is the hardest thing to find and the easiest thing to lose..

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'Johnny Johnny' 'No papa, I'm busy' *Awkward silence*

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Don’t change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love you, and you’ll love yourself more too..

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Law of queue: The person ahead of you always has a complicated transaction..

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Regrets are just wasted thoughts, focus on the present..

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A perfect gf is beautiful, smart,caring, loving hot & most important married to someone else; okbye..

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अगर व्रत करने से भगवान खुश होते तो सबसे अधिक सुखी कई दिनो तक भूखे पेट सोने वाला वो गरीब होता!!

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I believe snakes would hate humans a lot less if they knew world's first mobile game is dedicated to them..

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Smart Response To Written Note..

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Biscuit packets should mention d number of dips a biscuit can tolerate before shamelessly falling in the tea..

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अजीब लोग बसते है... तेरे शहेर मे जालीम... मरम्त कांच की करते है... पथ्थर के औझार से.....

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ख्वाहिशों को जेब में रखकर निकला कीजिये जनाब, खर्चा बहुत होता है मंजिलों को पाने में...

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Laptops and desktops have started giving me headaches. Should I take a tablet? Okbye..

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Strangers can become best friends just as easily as best friends can become strangers..

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Raina raina raina; amazing 87 in just 25 but chakk de punjabi; KXIP in finals..

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Zinta ta zinta zinta zinta ta ta; preeti..

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If you want to be trusted, be honest. If you want to be honest, be true. If you want be true, be yourself..

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Pray for the wi-fi, wifey toh mil jayegi; okbye..

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You should never be with someone for the wrong reasons..

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226 on the board by KXIP; Chha gye Viru..

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Not bragging my science skills but if you fill a red bucket with water, the water looks red; okbye..

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The fastest way to get hurt is to look back while running forward..

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend, remaining one has no time to recommend..

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People like to bring up your past when your present and future look better than theirs..

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The Longest Word In The English Dictionary Is mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskpleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting

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That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

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Thoughtful Words by Ratan Tata: If you want to walk fast, walk alone. But if you want to walk far, walk together. How strange it is: We wish to wear high brands but we feel most comfortable in Pajamas We wish to sit in Taj and Marriot with elite people, but we enjoy road side tea with friends and people we love. We wish to own big cars and go on long drives, yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road. We have 64 GB iPods filled with songs but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can’t be compared.

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Wires were dispersing on the floor ~ taarein zameen par; okbye..

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Stop hoping for things to happen, and make them happen..

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दिमाग तो सबके पास होता है, दीमक किसी-किसी के दिमाग को लगा होता है..

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Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had..

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You turn me on. ~ Ceiling fan to me..

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Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future..

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It is difficult to walk slowly towards a FastFood restaurant..

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Life's not about all the steps you've taken, or all the places you have been, it’s about the footprints you leave behind..

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Behind every student, there is the 'fear of 4 people'..

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The only things making you unhappy are your own thoughts..

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Doctor: How are you? Patient: I'm good. Doctor: NEXT..

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Be strong and smile at life even though it hurts sometimes..

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"Yaar kal wo mall mei ek chappal thi. Bahot mehengi thi. Verified bhi thi." "Bhai verified wali ko Nike bolte hai."

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Kabhi kabhi dil me kya khyal ata hai??

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If something is not happening to you, doesn't mean it's never going to happen. Sometimes you're just not ready for it..

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When you like a person and he/she arrives suddenly, it's "100 saal jiyega tu" And when you don't, it's "Shaitan ka naam liya aur shaitan hazir"..

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Love someone who completes the song you were humming and forgot the lyrics..

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Bhagwaan ko kabhi khaasi nahi hoti. Because, 'Khuda na Khaasta'; okbye..

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Rejection doesn’t hurt, expectation does. Lies don’t kill, denial does. Forgetting doesn’t heal, forgiving does..

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If Neil Nitin Mukesh marries Yami Gautam... I m sure their kids will be CFL bulbs; okbye..

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Karma is nature's boomerang..

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If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up..

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Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka, dhobi ne kutta rakh kar galti kari; okbye..

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Believe in yourself and there will come a day when others will have no choice but to believe with you..

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That awkward moment when you find your friend's dad uses two phone numbers and he had saved them as 'papa 1' and 'papa 2'..

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The problem with being open minded is that people try to put all their trash inside your head..

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That's the thing about some people. You can't forget them, and they don't remember you..

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Ladka red light jump kare toh 'bigdi huyi aulaad', 'ladki kare toh 'Sharif ghar se hai, late ho rahi hogi'; wah bhai wah..

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Earlier during earthquakes people rushed to open spaces. Now during an earthquake people rush to their mobile to post it on Facebook; okbye..

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She- what are you doing? He- thinking about u. She- Aww, how cute? He- I didn't know thinking about vowels was cute. *Blocked forever*

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If by yoga you mean stretching from my bed in an awkward way to plug my phone into the charger, then yes, I do yoga every day; okbye..

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*Before exams* -Kitna aata hai? -Sab aata hai. -Sab me Kya Kya aata hai? -Sab pe 'tarak Mehta','FIR' aur 3-4 program aate hai. *Slaps*

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One of my friends can guess anyone's approximate age. Uska Sense of Umar bahut accha hai; okbye..

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'Dance like nobody's watching' unless your name is Basanti. Then dance like dogs are watching; okbye..

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Me: Hey what's your name? She: Khushi. Me: Where are you from? She: Noida. Me: But khushi ka koi thikana nahi hota na? *BLOCKED*

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Not many people know about this, but they can enter a movie hall without checking-in on Facebook; okbye..

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If you cant stand up for yourself, no one else will.. - :Sumit!!

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In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took..

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How many animals are there in this pic?

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I am breaking up with you. It's been long time, I cannot tackle you anymore. Let's not disturb each other from now onwards. - Me to insomnia..

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Remember, being yourself is the only way to find out who truly cares and loves you for you..

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Ironically, the term 'Whats in a name'' was coined in the same country which has had I,II,III,IV kings by the same name..

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Keep in the front of your mind that some people only deserve to be in the back of your mind..

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Lets create a story; add one line.. It was Sunday..........

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Aliens: "We're gonna hijack your planet." Indians: Free WiFi milega?? Okbye..

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Those who've never lost have never experienced the ecstasy of rising from the ashes..

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Live the life you want to live, be the person you want to remember. Make decisions, make mistakes and if you failed, at least you tried..

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Neki kar dariya bhar pani me doob marr; okbye..

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Don't get bitter, get better..

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Unjumble this; EIDRFN..

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Mature nahi hoon. Mujhe jaane do. - Me to a policeman; okbye..

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Unjumble this; OCEELLG..

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Your past does not determine what happens in your future, unless you allow it to affect you..

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The librarians went on a strike. It was a "Book Hadtaal"; okbye..

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In life, many things don't go according to plan. If you fall, get back up. If you stumble, re-gain your balance. Never give up..

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I'm so punctual I reach office daily at my own time; okbye..

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Sometimes you have to do what’s best for you and your life, not what’s best for everyone else..

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Its just matter of time when jaan becomes jaanu; then jaanwar; and then ja marr; okbye..

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Everyone is nice to you until and unless 'ek help karega?' process gets completed; okbye..

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People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel..

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I respect your opinion only if you don't let me know what your opinion is; okbye..

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Too many people go through life waiting for things to happen instead of making them happen..

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एक हरियाणवी लड़का गुगल सर्च कर रहा था उसने लिखा.. How to impress a girl if week in English ... Google answered * * * * जाट सुधर जा ...खेती ऐ कर ले लड़की पटान मे किन्मे फायदा ना है!!

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True friends will love you for the person you are, not the things you do..

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They don't want to listen to the horns that's why they have earphones plugged in; okbye..

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Letting go isn’t the end of the world; it’s the beginning of a new life..

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Women's logic: I won't tell u wat problem I am facing, u r expected to use ur divine powers to guess it..

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Nothing can make an Indian angry more than extra sugar in the tea..

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'Basanttiii, who let the dogs out.' 'Yuki, ye kon bhonka.' Okbye..

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Basanttiii, who let the dogs out; okbye..

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What people regret everyday? Sleeping late at night..

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The worst lies are the ones you tell to yourself..

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'Hey bro! Kya haal chaal dikhta nai aajkal?' 'Bhai paisa lauta dunga tension mat le.' Okbye..

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No matter how hard it is, just keep going because you only fail when you give up..

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What's the probability of you getting a good looking girl in the same coach in your train? Hint: Aryabhatta invented that number; okbye..

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Sometimes it feels like the lyrics to a song you're listening to, were written just for you..

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Laugh as much as you can but start from yourself first; okbye..

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Don't worry about what others think. People are always negative, don't let it bother you..

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All I need is a sound sleep during office time at office, atleast 6 days in a week; okbye..

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Khayali Pulav is the only thing I can cook; okbye..

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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive..

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Whenever you suffer from headache, think about the Ravana, how much he had suffered; okbye..

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- :Strugglin!!

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It is always too soon to quit..

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Change cant be give to you, you yourself have to bring the change.... says the bus conductor; okbye.. - :Strugglin!!

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The only thing constant in this world is "Change".. - :Strugglin!!

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There are two types of pain in this world: pain that hurts you, and pain that changes you..

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On wall.. G1: will set temperature of AC at 20. G2: cool. In chat.. G2: didi kya kar rahe ho? G1: cooler me paani bhar rahi hu; okbye..

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Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it..

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Live more, complain less; More smiles, less stress; Less hate, more blessed; Thank God; Read2smile; Take care; Night!! Night!!

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An old lady asked me the way to the temple, I replied 'Magistrate'; okbye..

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Stand up for something, even if it means standing alone. Because often times, the one who flys solo has the strongest wings..

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Finally, I found love. It's in Oxford Dictionary. Page No. 354, 13th para; okbye..

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- :Strugglin!!

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न जाने क्या मासूमियत है तेरे चेहरे पर . .... तेरे सामने आने से ज़्यादा तुझे छुपकर देखना अच्छा लगता है ...!!!

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Don't sweat it or regret it, forget it and move on. There's always reason to be hopeful..

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He:Tune photography ka course kaise kara? She: Selfie; okbye..

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Be positive, live for today. There’s always an answer, always a way..

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Lets play filmi funtakshri.. Murder.. Race..

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You can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten..

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- :Strugglin!!

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- :Strugglin!!

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*During swearing-in ceremony* Narendra Modi: "I swear...." Honey Singh: "Choti dress mei bomb lagdi menu" #hrsimrn

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Esha: Maa, Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. Hema Malini : Kisse ? Ladka Accha To H? Kitna Kamata H? Esha: Uske Ghar Kent RO. Hema: Rishta Pakka Karde; okbye..

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#hrsimrn

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Advantages of having a bad handwriting.. 1) no one tries to copy from you in exams. 2) no one borrows your notes. 3) both of the above; okbye..

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- :Strugglin!!

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It's monday and I won't tolerate any good thing about monday; okbye..

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Gud morning.... Start ur day with this #cute pic.. #hrsimrn

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What!! MI qualified to playoffs!! Scored 195 in just 14.4 overs!! Just amazing!! Nazara hi aa gya!!

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Never forget the hard times of your life, they are the ones that define & polish you..

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I find it very disturbing when I end phone calls with "I love you" and the caller always says like, "Thank you for calling airtel"; okbye..

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शायद इश्क का भूत उतर रहा है सिर से..... मुझे अलफ़ाज नहीं मिल रहे शायरी के लिए..

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Don't expect from others what you can't promise them yourself..

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Work is temporary, hatred towards Monday is permanent; okbye..

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The only thing harder than walking away from something special, is looking back and not crying..

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पंडित जी आजकल मियां बीबी के ब्लूटूथ तो आपस में पेअर होते नहीं सात जनम का साथ क्या घंटा निभाएंगे; okbye..

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People do not realize how important decisions are until they make the wrong ones..

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What would you call the childhood version of Tea? Balti; okbye..

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My Heart Hearing Your Voice By Reading From Your Words..

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Hema Malini's whatsapp status: "Kent talk, RO only" okbye..

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No matter Who is going to get against but Standing for the truth will Never ever become wrong decision..

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Friend: Honey Singh is destroying the music industry. Me: I swear. Friend: Choti dress mein bomb lagdi mennu. *Hides dead body*

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People come into your life for a reason, season, or lifetime. Embrace them for however long they plan to stay..

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वो गिरी मुझ पे आज बिजली के खम्भे की तरह.... खुदा की कसम करंट खा के मजा आ गया.....!! okbye..

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Every HEART sings a song incomplete, Until another HEART whispers back..

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Q. What will you call your Maasi who is completing her diploma in engineering?? A. Diplomacy; okbye..

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In the process of correcting others mistakes, we forgot to look at our own mistakes..

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Keep Calm; Thank God; Take Care; Read2smile; Stay Blessed; Night!! Night!!

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I love finding money in my clothes.....its like a gift from me..to me..

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Avoid alarm clocks,use phones that can't be thrown..

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Agar zindagi me Dhoke khane hi hain to Phal aur Sabziyan Dhoke Khao; okbye..

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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest..

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जिस गाँव की मिट्टी में मैं पला बढ़ा.. वो शहर आ कर धूल बन गई..

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वो मुहब्बत के वादे तोड़ते रहे अपने और हमारा ऐतबार बढ़ता गया उनप..

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The person who has truly loved you is the only one who has the strength to accept your mistakes and forgive you..

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The day you learned not to cry was the day you learned the word #$@&$#@$..

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Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll..

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Hugs were invented to cure the pain which words failed to cure..

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Apparently Hema Malini can remain thirsty if water is not purified by Kent RO..

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GF: I need some space. Me: *snatches her phone, clears all the data and then hands it back to her* Here you go..

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123456654321- Troll free number to learn how to troll..

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Lets play ATLAS.. India..

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Lost in translation or are we just imagining things... - :Sumit!!

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The hardest things in life are what make you the strongest..

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'BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' What's similar in it and most of the people? A character is missing..

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Pure hearts are rare but there are some!

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He: Yaar humare college ka Dean bahut #$@&$# tha. Good that he retired. Me: Achche Dean aane waale hain; okbye..

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He : i'll catch a grenade for you. She : prove it. He : *plays call of duty* okbye..

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WHAT IS "X"? X is a 7 letter word, X is impossible 4 GOD, New babies like X better than milk, The poor have X and the rich look for X from the poor, If you eat X you will die, X is more important than your life. I swear with my life I will give you X if you get the answer. What is X?... #hrsimrn

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ਨੀ Tu ਗੋਰਿਆਂ Te ਫਿਰੇ Marrdi__ Brown ਮੁੰਡਾ Na ਪਸੰਦ Tainu ਆਵੇ_

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When you stop chasing the wrong people, you give the right people a chance to find you..

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Late night during exams.. *mom enters the room to check* *throws mobile out of reach* *starts using calculator*

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*Enters the house* *Wifi doesn't connect automatically* *looks up* *Damn , wrong house* okbye..

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:P

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I fell in love with you.. not sure why or even how..

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*keeps phone aside* *studies* *No one notices* *takes phone in the hand for pico seconds* *mom notices* *dad notices* *walls notice*

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Without 'U', colours still remain colors; BreakupLine..

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live!

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Concept clearing is a myth, no one even believes in it..

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We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are..

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Om didn't eggreed with anyone ki omlette tha; okbye..

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Your Individuality is what makes you Unique.. Let Your Personality Define You..

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Gurpurab Greetings; Its bday of Shri Guru Amardas Ji (3rd Guru of Sikhs); Waheguru Bless..

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And-a-man walks into Nicobar; okbye..

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There is, there was and there will be used present tense, past tense and future tense respectively..

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Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind..

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"Chha gye guru" ~ Sidhu, to the clouds..

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That one person in the class who shows that only he/she studies in the class and others come to the class just for time pass..

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Tatastu ~ desh ka ashirwad; okbye..

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No matter what happens..some memories can never be replaced..

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Complete in intersting/funny style; Basantiii, __________________..

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A sharmili paneer ki sabji will be called Shy Paneer; okbye..

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एक तू...एक तेरा दर्द...दोनों एक जैसे ही तो हैं...!

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जिनके आँगन में अमीरी का शज़र लगता है, उनका हर ऐब भी ज़माने को हुनर लगता है।

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Hahaha..... :p

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Keep Calm; Thank God; Take Care; Read2smile; Stay Blessed; Night!! Night!!

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When a wise man argues with a woman... He says Nothing..

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You have two ears and one mouth. Follow that ratio. Listen more, talk less..

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True words aren't always pretty; Pretty words aren't always true..

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I go deaf when I'm texting..

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I just signed a bank form. Thankfully I dint hear "Golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai" song in background..

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Mom made curry at home with her hands; hathcurry thi wo; okbye..

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That little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text..

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Sunglasses were invented to protect your eyes from Yami Gautam..

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Man: Doctor, this bucket has a hole, please repair it? Dr: R you stupid! Do you know who I am? Man:Yes, you r specialist in plastic surgery…

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Take a piece of paper, write calories on it, burn them..

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Thesewordsneedspacetoo..

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That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion..

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"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense..

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Tukde tukde kar diye unhone hamari tabir ke hamare samne, Baad me pata chala ki wo tukde jod jod ke roye……….. - :Shiri!!

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A good appearance may get their attention, a good heart keeps it..

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When Girlfriend was born, doctor said "मुबारक हो खर्चा हुआ है" !!

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रिलेशनशिप स्टेटस: "मिल जाये कोई छोरी... काली हो या हो गोरी"..

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Gupta ji: "Aur beta ajkal dikhayi nahi dete ho". Me: "Uncle mujhe Mr. India wala gadget mil gaya hai, kabhi kabhi off karna bhool jata hu"

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Husband: Mere Relatives Ghar Aa Rahe Hain, Kuch Bana Lo...!! Wife Ne Fatafat Muh Bana Liya..

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टुकड़े पड़े थे राह में किसी हसीना की तस्वीर के, लगता है कोई दीवाना आज समझदार हो गया..

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Word game; Comment word that ends with 'ike'..

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Son: papa mera maths ka exam hai.. main jata hu. Dad: Arre beta, Mathematica lagwa ke jao..

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He: "How are you?" She: "I'm f9" He: "Wow, I never knew you're a function key of some keyboard" *Blocked For Life*

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Siddhu uses the MuHowrah bridge..

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On wall.. G1- Vote 4 Chnge! G2- Me 2 gng 2 Vote! In chat.. G2- Didi, Kise Vote dia? G1- Vote Chhorh, Wo Log free Nail Polish Kar rahe hai, Jaldi Ja!

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Height of revenge: After being rejected by her, Pappu started driving rickshaw in her street and now.... he rejects her everyday..

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Word game; Comment word that ends with 'ane'..

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Any genious online??

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Q: What's the source of electricity in our city? Student: Its the elections! We get electricity only when there is election in the city!

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Beshak mushkil waqt bta kr ni ata, Mgr sikha kr aur smjha kr boht kuch jata hai..

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Physical attractions are common, but a real mental connection is rare. If you find it, hold onto it..

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Sometimes its better to keep it all inside, where the only person that can judge you, is yourself..

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Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor..

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My gf told me she learned karate once. I said yes I know. Your kharate in the night are true black belt!

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Keep Calm; Thank God; Take Care; Read2smile; Stay Blessed; Night!! Night!!

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Best part about having multiple personalities is that you're never alone!

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Silence can be the world's strongest weapon in torturing people's emotions..

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Girl: Apne uncle ko phone do. Kid: Aunty wo bathroom mein hain. Girl: Unko kaho unki Janeman ka phone hai. Kid: Par phone pe toh Chudail likha hai.

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There's nothing more risky than pretending not to care..

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Yahaa'n libaas ki qeemat hai.. ai dost.. aadmi ki nahi..

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes..

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One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered..

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon..

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Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy..

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Which of the following lines will better scare a man away? - Get away or I'll call the police! - I love you and want to marry you.

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- :Sumit!!

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"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened." - Mark Twain..

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Hum Saath Saath Hain was remade in Tamil. It was called Hum South South Hain..

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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it..

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Being defeated is often temporary condition, Giving up is what makes it permanent..

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Feelings of anger and sadness are both processed in the same region of the brain which is why people confuse them..

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India - Where English is a medium to 'Impress' not 'Express'..!!

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Sometimes I don't tell you what i'm feeling, because I'm hoping the silence between us would give you a clue..

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In Classroom.. Teacher: tera dhyan kidhar hai? Naughty Pappu : Tera Hero idhar hai. *teacher slaps*

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No matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the people you love..

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If talk is cheap then my silence is diamonds. - Manmohan Singh..

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Bank: A place where you apply for a loan by proving you don't need it..

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A smiling and positive person is a blessing for all..

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Counting someone else's sins Won't make your any less..

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Nothing separates the generations more than music..

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Humans have the ability to think their way into stupidity..

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'सब्र' और 'सच्चाई' एक ऐसी सवारी है..... जो अपने सवार को कभी गिरने नहीं देती..... ना किसी के कदमो में...और ना किसी की नज़रों में...

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Smart answer by a female... . . . On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... . . . 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...i want to gift it to my wife.. .!!' . . . Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!'

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Money comes like a snail, and leaves like a cheetah..

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Nowadays The evil that humans do, surprises even the devil..

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Like a wild animal "The truth" is too powerful to remain caged..

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Stupidity is like art; anyone can do it, but only the gifted are masters at it..

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दो बातें इंसान को अपनों से दूर कर देती हैं, एक उसका 'अहम' और दूसरा उसका 'वहम'....

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When a friend does something wrong, don't forget all the things they did right..

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One mistake and everyone judges you..

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Perfect Timing!!

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True story :P

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Sometimes it is not enough to do our best; we must do what is required..

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She : Hey what you do? He : I'm a spider man. She : ◑__◐ He : ◑__◐ She : ◑__◐ He : I mean web designer.

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Men: Lack of self control. Women: Lack of selfie-control.

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Teacher: Show me the 1000 words essay. Me: *clicks a picture and shows* Teacher: Picture? Me: A picture is worth 1000 words. *Kicked out*

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Mind ~ A beautiful servant; A dangerous master..

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:P

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:)

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Make A विष ~ One Snake To Another..

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- :Strugglin!!

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Q. What doesn't have wings, but flies everyday? A. Mazaak.. Okbye; Take Care; Read2smile; Stay Blessed; Night!! Night!!

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Q.What is the difference between a beehive that has 100 bees and another that has 81? A.Hardly anything Unnees bees ka fark hai!

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If they can keep your secret safe and untold, they can do anything for you..

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Him: You're the apple of my eye. Her: Aur tum meri aankho ka kalingad ho..

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"Main hun Na." ~ Sodium..

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Alia bhatt's mom is crying with Alia nearby her. Alia's dad: Ye magarmach ke aansu rona band kar. Alia bhatt: Haww! Crocodile? *runs away*

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Those who love you for the person you are and not for what you can do for them..keep them in your life!

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GET FUN HERE

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Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth..

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"Tell me about yourself" "Yourself is a pronoun, used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as object of a.." *rejected*

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Already planning a foreign vacation with my share of the black money that will be brought back and refunded to me..

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When you stop chasing it, you also start replacing it..

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No matter how wide your wings are if you don’t lift your feet off the ground you'll never learn to fly..

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People are so busy that they don't even have time to text 'O' before 'K'..

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Aksr log apne vade bhul jate he or hume itni buri adat he ki hum unhe yad dilaye bina reh nhi skte..!! - :Jimish!!

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Gave a girl my number last week, she said she'll call me when she gets home. I'm starting to think she's homeless..

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Gave a girl my number last week, she said she'll call me when she gets home. I'm starting to think she's homeless..

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Respect people who find time in their schedule to see you. Love people who never look at their schedule when you need them..

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Our brains have a negativity bias and will remember bad memories more than good ones..

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Credit Joy. Debit worry..

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true :P

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तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें.. इन्सानों को पहचानने की! अपने गुनाहों पर सौ पर्दे डालकर. हर शख़्स कहता है-ज़माना बड़ा ख़राब है।

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Real richness is when you are so expensive that no one can buy your character..

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Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them..

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I never changed. I just learned..

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Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?”

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..

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Be selective with whom you share your secrets, pain and sorrows. Because only few are serious... Others are just curious...!!!

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The problem with people is they listen to 'reply' they don't listen to 'understand'..

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Typing 'lol' when your face shows less expression than a brick..

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Girl:- awwww, howzz eww Supzz Uah dp is so kew Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- behen pehle guthka thook ke aao muh se.

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Money doesn't change who people are, it just amplifies their personality..

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Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder..

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Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense but some are blessed with an extra 7th senses . . Non-Sense.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons..

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दुनिया की सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ,पुरानी पैंट में दस की नोट मिलने की ख़ुशी एक तरफ।

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बीमारी के टीके और जिंदगी की सीखें, बचपन में मिल जाएँ तो बहुत फायदा है।

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You've really grown rich when your "Luxuries" become your "Necessities"!!

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Meri likhi bato ko.......! Wo samajh ni sakti.......! Kyoki m ehsaas likhata hu.........! Or wo alfaaz padati h.....,!..!! - :TP!!

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Na Jane Itni Mohabbat Kaha se Aa Gayi Hai Tere Liye..... Ki Mera Dil Bhi Ab Teri Khatir Mujhse Rooth Jata hai....!! - :TP!!

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Words are free!! But How you use them.... That may "COST"...

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Q:What were Gabbar Singh's favourite biscuits? A: OREO. Remember in the entire movie 'Sholay', he kept shouting... "OREO Sambha"!" okbye..

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"Everyone goes with the flow.. but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life.." Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC POLICE.. Pagal ne "Parchi" kaat di..!!

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Never judge someone by the opinion of others..

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Priyanka : Robert, I need some space in our relationship. Vadra : Ok. Take Gurgaon Sector 61 & 62!

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India Loksabha Election 2014 results; NDA di balle balle; UPA thalle thalle; abi bhi AAP ko kuch kehna hai kya??

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Teacher: Agar koi planet Prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Alia Bhatt: "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega. Teacher: Kyu? Alia: "Ye Dunia Pittal di!"

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My Girlfriend Is Really Good At Hide-N- Seek.. I Still Haven't Found Her Yet..

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Too many people undervalue what they are, and overvalue what they are not..

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अर्ज़ किया है:- . "दिली तमन्ना है कि मैं भी अपनी पलकों पे बैठाऊँ तुझको, . बस तू अपना वजन कम करले,...

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Making noise like they're counting a hundred currency notes and then spitting out one Rs1000 note is how ATM machines troll !! :/

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence..

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A person never forget two faces.... First who Helps him in critical situation.... & Second who left him in Critical Situation..!!

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Spending some Time to make someone smile is worth than spending time in impressing someone..

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer..

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Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored..

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No Person in this World is Born as a Friend, Or as an Enemy..Our Behavior, Attitude & Character Makes them What they are to us.

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Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends; But only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life!

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मौत से बचने का सबसे शानदार तरीका है, दूसरो के दिलों में जिन्दा रहना सीख लो....

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Mention your friends having tattoo and watch out their reactions on it..

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Once you hit the soul, Looks are unnecessary..

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Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go..

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Don’t Question God.., As he May Say, If you are So Eager for Answers, Then Please Come Up....

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इश्क करो तो आयुर्वेदिक वाला करो, फायदा ना हो तो नुक्सान भी ना हो..

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ब्रश करने के बाद कुल्ला करते समय दांत उंगली से घिसने पर जब तक उनसे 'टीचू टीचू' की आवाज़ ना आये, तब तक उन्हें साफ़ नहीं माना जाता।

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Greetings; Budh Purnima..

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Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram..

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Lie Because everyone doesn't deserve to know the truth..

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Amazing hand painting..

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Some whatsapp groups are meant to be opened after every week, just to use that Mute Group feature..

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A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets..

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Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling...

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The one who can smile through his sadness for others happiness is clearly the bravest..

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सुलझा हुआ सा लोग मुझे समझते है .... पर उलझा हुआ सा मुझमे, तेरा वजूद भी है....!!

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One of the best feelings in the world is when you know that you actually mean something to someone..

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मेरे धड़कनों के शोर करने में बस तेरा नाम यार आता है, अब तो तेरे इग्नोर करने पे भी प्यार आता है !!

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There is just a little gap between careless and care less..

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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more..

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Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you... But Do not give them a chance to build a 'NEST' on your head...!!

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तकलीफ तोह सबको होती है, कुछ बोल देते है ; कुछ भुला देते है!!

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READ IT TWICE- Ur true character is measured by How u treat those who can do nothing for u!

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The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love..

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Tolerance is The Highest Degree of your Strength, And desire to take Revenge is The First Sign of Weakness..

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When everything seems to be going against you Just remember that, "The airplane takes off against the wind", not with it..

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Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't interfere..

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How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her..

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तजुर्बे ने एक बात सिखाई है... एक नया दर्द ही... पुराने दर्द की दवाई है...!!!

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'Just kidding' ka sahara le kar log aksar sach keh dete hai ya apni bhadaas nikaal lete hai!

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Awesome Explanation . . Kyun chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation . .. Kyun jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's rotation. .. Kyun machalta hai mann, Because of disorder in digestion. .. Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! I just explained .. Kyun gum hai har disha, Because u have poor sense of direction. .. Kyun hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction. .. Kyun aata hai mazaa, Because u enjoy the situation. .. Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! As u can see i just explained .. Kyun aati hai bahar, Because of change in season. .. Kyun khota hai karar, Because of taking tension. .. Kyun hota hai pyaar, Because of opposite attraction. .. Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! Memory loss?

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Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why? Girlfriend: No; I can't think. Pappu: That's why!

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When the heart starts functioning for someone . . . the brain starts malfunctioning too much..!!

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Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth. Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!

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Pls note: When you undervalue what you do, the world will undervalue who you are...

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The World appears beautiful/ugly depending on our perception. A School Bell may sound irritating at 9am bt d same sounds melodious at 5pm..

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Hello Popatlal hai? haan hai bol, kya chahiye . chal hat, jhut mat bol, .. Popat green hota hai.. Lal nahi...

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माचिस की ज़रूरत यहाँ नहीं पड़ती... यहाँ आदमी आदमी से जलता है...!!

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RR Mahadev; Kamaal hi krdi; RR vs RCB; RR won..

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तेरे पास भी कम नहीं, मेरे पास भी बहुत हैं, ये परेशानियाँ आजकल फुरसत में बहुत हैं...

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"जो इंसान , औरों से उलट चलता है , वही इतिहास लिखता है!" . . ये बात ट्रैफ़िक पुलिस को बहुत समझाया पर बिना चालान काटे वो माना हीं नही !

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Pappu:I asked her for a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty:She agreed? Pappu:No...she said some other time maybe. So I said - How about 7 PM?

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Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!

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Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love!

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Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!

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Everyone is mad,You just need to ask them 297 times..

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Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss? Girl: Chloroform!

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I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There is a difference..

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention. Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!

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Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play. Bunty:how do u know? Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!

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Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!

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I'm not saying you are fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. You'd be three of them..

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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie? ? ? ? ? Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna parh jaye..

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Jeeto to her son, Pappu, Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl? Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!

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मैं "किसी से" बेहतर करुं क्या फर्क पड़ता है..! मै "किसी का" बेहतर करूं बहुत फर्क पड़ता है..!!

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वक्त मिले कभी तो कदमों तले भी देख लेना..., बेकसूर अक्सर वहीं पाये जाते हैं...!!!

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Dear karma, I have a list of people u missed..

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Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud..

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Wife is cute When she is mute and Husband is honey When he gives money..

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समय बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता. जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर पहनकर लोगों को डराते थे आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते हैं ..

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Mohabbat Dard-E-Dil Ki Aisi Dawa Hai ... Agar Mil Jaye Toh Marj Khatam, Aur Naa Mile Toh Mareej Khatam !!

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Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday.

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Facebook is the best way to br misinformed. ~ Abraham Lincoln..

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God gave the gift of creativity to people. They created a lot of Gods in return..!!

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If during the party I stand outside. Does it mean I'm outstanding?

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That moment when you can't keep yourself from laughing in an awkward situation..

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Trust Me, I'll Be Right Back - Happiness.....

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Evil Follows You, Goodness Needs To Be Followed.....

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Beauty Is Temporary, Make Up Is Forever.....

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I could be a Morning person if morning happened to be around Evening..

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I told the banker that I was changing bank & wanted to open an account. Great. What's the name of your former bank? I said, Piggy.

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Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit. Bunty: Quite interesting, But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!

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Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!

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Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'. Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!

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lOVE uNDERsTANDS aND tHEREfORE wAITS.. - :Sumit!!

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\u003C3 Maavaan Thanddiaan Chhaavaan \u003C3 Happy Mother's Day.. I call my mom "Mummy" and you??

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Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones.

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Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer. Pappu: Exactly!

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Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.

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Teacher: This is the 6th time this week that i had punished you. What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank god Sunday is holiday, Sir..

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She: Tu hasta nahi hai kya? Me: kyu? She: tere haste hue photo nahi hai. Me: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya? *Blocked*

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You're never too old to learn something stupid..

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it..

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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo..

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does..

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..

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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem..

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Haven't heard much about Shruti Hassan's mother. Is Kamal Hassan playing her mother too?

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Manager: Hike will be as per bell curve. Employee: what is that? Manager: hindi mein bole toh ghanta milega!!!!

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