जाते जाते उसने पलटकर इतना ही कहा मुझसे मेरी बेवफाई से ही मर जाओगे या मार के जाऊ l - :Madhur!
Thursday, August 21, 2014
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Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM....... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers! The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two! He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!! The crowd cheers!!! Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!
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10 Conflict Resolution Tips! One of the most common and frustrating impediments to worker productivity is conflict between employees. Unresolved conflict can strain relationships, create tension and negativity, and dampen morale. Whether engaged in a heated debate, a disagreement, or an outright feud, take a strategic approach to resolving the problem. You'll be most effective if you avoid making these common mistakes. 1. Don't make assumptions about the situation or the other person's perceptions, motivations, or reactions. You'll get a much clearer and more accurate picture by asking the other person directly. 2. Don't take it personally - it rarely is! 3. Don't look for blame. Instead, try to identify cause. 4. Don't avoid the problem. It'll only get worse, breed resentment, and resurface at a later date. You've simply got to deal directly with the issue at hand. 5. Don't attack the other person's character. That's just playing dirty. It will not help you work things out and it will almost certainly have a lasting, negative impact. 6. Don't gossip about the problem or about the other person involved. It's unprofessional and will only make matters worse. 7. Don't bring it up in public. This is a private matter to be resolved between you and the other party. 8. Don't bring it up when there's not enough time to address it. Instead, leave adequate time for a thorough discussion - or introduce the issue and schedule a time to resume talks in the immediate future. 9. Don't bring it up when you're angry, stressed, or feeling ill.That's a disservice to you and the other person involved. Wait until you're calm. 10. Don't address the situation in an email. Email leaves far too much room for misinterpretation. While we're on the subject, don't copy others on a personal matter. This will almost certainly make the other party feel defensive, angry, or humiliated. It won't, however, help resolve the problem.
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My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy ? H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P : Your Wife ? H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only. P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? H : My Wife, because she doesn't work. P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast? H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast. P : How do your kids go to school? H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work. P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do ? H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work. P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do ? H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works. P : What does your wife do then ? H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed. Whom do you think works more, from the story above ??? The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK' ??!! Yes, Being Homemakers do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important! Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. All about a WOMAN .... * When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. * When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted. * When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted... Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!
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Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. "A football player." "A doctor." "An astronaut." "The president." "A fireman." "A teacher." "A race car driver." Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "Possible" Little Johnny replied. "Possible?" asked the teacher. "Yes," Little Johnny said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."
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George went over to his fiancee's house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, "How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?" "Not on her best days, she can't match your everyday cooking." "Does she buy you gifts like I do, the electronic toys that please men so much.?" "She can't buy me anything. She has no job and no money." "Then she must be beautiful and hotter! Is she that much better than me?" "No, you are fantastic." "Then what can this woman possibly do better than me that you want to marry her?" "She can sue me for child support."
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A travelling salesman's car breaks down on a deserted road, and he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer, being a kindly soul, says to the man that he can spend the night and they'll sort his car out in the morning. "There's only one small problem," says the farmer, "We don't have much room, so y'all will have to either sleep on the couch, or share the spare bedroom with Baby." Thoughts of middle-of-the-night crying, early-morning nappy changing and all those other unpleasant things that come with sharing a room with a strange baby spring to mind, so the salesman agrees to sleep on the couch. The next morning, he walks into the kitchen in the hopes of scoring some breakfast, and he sees this absolutely stunning, hot blonde busy making coffee. She turns around when he walks in and coos, "Hi, I'm Baby, who are you?" He replies, "I'm the stupid salesman who just spent the whole of last night alone on the couch!!"
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