New post..

Its a paradox that everybody wants to leave but nobody likes to be left behind..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

Me: Saari saari raat, soye na hum... She: AWWWWWWW :* Me: Yaar, macchar bohot theey na isiliye.. *Single again*

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

Your words define what you intend to be. Your actions define what you truly are..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know you're eating her popcorn..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

मैं फिर से निकलूँगा तलाशने को मेरी जिंदगी में खुशियाँ यारो,, दुआ करना इस बार किसी से मोहब्बत न हो..!!

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

सिर्फ "पाना" ही मोहब्बत नही, उसके साथ नट बोल्ट भी चाहिए ।

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

A guy was eating only maggi. Doctor said uski diMaggi haalat theek nahi hai; okbye..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2

New post..

You don't learn to be honest, it comes from within..

- via Read2smile on Facebook..

http://ift.tt/1f2PaB2