Tuesday, January 21, 2014

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Mai toh chala sone; Keep Calm & Thank God; Waheguru Bless; Night!! Night!! (-_-)

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Colgate introduced new toothpaste which contains lemon too. At this rate in 2020 we just need to squeeze toothpaste for making tasty food..

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I'm scared of joint families because one day they'll plan a trip to Rampur and ask me to drive a bus..

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People with a shy personality tend to make better lovers, friends, spouses & partners..

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'Piya, O re piya, Piya re, Piya re, Piya' ~ A drunk person..

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A small area of the brain called amygdala enables you to read someone else's face for clues to how they are feeling..

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Go where you are celebrated, not tolerated..

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Not having friends has the same health risk as smoking a pack of cigarettes a day..

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That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt..

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70% of people are no longer close to someone they once claimed as a best friend..

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Every love story is a fairy-tale until there's another fairy in the story..

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Being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as experiencing a physical injury..

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Ironically, the people who ignore you now will somehow need you later..

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Kids who have imaginary friends tend to have a stronger memory as adults, a higher IQ and can more easily solve complex problems..

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Be the problem solver of her life and get friend zoned free free free..

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"OMG I have to tell you this story about" *starts laughing* *takes breath* "Ok there was this..." *startslaughing*

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Teacher : "Nothing rhymes with orange" Gappu : No! 'Nothing' does not rhyme with 'orange'..

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A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions..

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it..

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Principles for Peace of Mind #8.. Meditate Regularly: Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour every day, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.

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70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered with idiots..

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Instead of doing my homework I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do..

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Bad handwriting? Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy..

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You will actually learn more from using Google for a week than from 4 years of going to high school..

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The people who are willing to do anything & everything for others are usually the one's who get hurt the most..

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Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because worrying is bad for you too..

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People tend to sabotage and torture themselves because they feel they don't deserve to be happiness, they're used to the pain..

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Without that 'little voice' in your head you wouldn't be able to read this..

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I used to think air was free but then I bought a bag of chips..

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The Frogs..

A farmer came into Chinese town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could sell him a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!" So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks. The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well... where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!" 
  
1- Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs.
 
2- Problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.