Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Whenever someone says "Dekh bhai pyaar se samjha raha hun" wo pyaar se nahi samjha raha hota hai!
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Refrigerator in ads: cake, beer, icecream, fresh salad. In real life: lauki, tinde, baingan, do din purana doodh, ek saal purana achaar!
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Stages of love: 1. Pyaar hume 'Kiss Mode' pe le aaya. 2. Pyaar hume 'Kids Mode' pe le aaya. 3. Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya?
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Agar maggi par ban lag gaya toh jyadatar ladkiyan bio se cooking/culinary wagarh bhi hata lengi!
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BF- mela bachha,mela shona bilkul chinta mat karo,tum theek ho jaogi ek kissi karun..ab better laga.. Doc- *slaps* clinic se bahar niklo bc!
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Sasur: Aap Daaru pite ho,Shadi se pehle bataya nahi tha apne? Me: Aap aur aapki beti jo Neat Khoon Peete ho, ye kisne bataya tha mujhe?
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Between Mosquito and My Wife, There is A tough Competition going on.."Who can suck More Blood"!
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Ladkiya Sirf Do chize bana paati hai 1: Maggi 2: Muh. Ek chiz to ban ho gayi, bus doosri bhi agar ho jati to!
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