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A generous spirit is its own reward, but I still prefer cash..

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Yesterday I changed my wifi name to "Hack if you can"; when I checked it today it was "Challenge accepted"..

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Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored..

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I wish some conversations came with a fast-forward button..

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Hey, to whoever invented the zero: Thanks for nothing..

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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life..

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The Judge: "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again." The Criminal: "That's what I told the cop, but he wouldn't listen!"

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I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer's..

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WARNING: If you do it right the first time, they'll ask you to do it again..

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun..

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I meant to behave but there were too many other options..

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So much to do; so little desire to do it..

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It's National Tell a Lie Day. So, just another day for every politician..

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I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it..

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I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work..

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Fb has saved me from a terrifying keeping-my-thoughts-to-myself addiction..

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Patient: "I didn't care for the four-letter word the Doctor used during my surgery." Nurse: "What was it?" "OOPS!"

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