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I was a hungry young man. Then I saw Lauki for lunch. Now I am an angry young man.

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Chetan Bhagat is judging a dance show. Now waiting for Prabhudeva to give book reviews.

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*Messages dad* Me:Dad main pine ke liye baith gaya hu! D: KYA? BADTAMEEZ! MUH MAT DIKHANA AB! M: It was a typo dad, Pune*... PUNE...

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Q. What do you call Dhoni's father in law? A. Mahisasur.

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*Meets a Friend at ATM* He:- Bhai yahan kaise! Me:- Bas ATM ke Chedd se Aalu ke Parathe aane ka intezaar kar raha hu.

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Two Wi-Fi routers got married. It was a range marriage.

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An empty glass is an opportunity for another 'Drink'.

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Song of the month : Kiska hai ye tumko intezar MAY hoon na...

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Udhaar ki zindagi ka koi borrow sa nahi.

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She: thoda sa pyaar hua hai thoda hai baaki. He: bc, pyaar hai ya bank ki installment?

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HR: What is your weakness? Me: i'm very short tempered. HR: Explain? Me: I can't. HR: Please explain. Me: Fir Wahi Baat BHEN# #OD!

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Girl : Hi, my name is Kritika Kamra. Guy : Hi, I am Raju Gusalkhaana.

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Mom : le beta naya shirt layi hu....try karke bata kaisa hai... boy : kabhi bahu bhi la diya karo try karne ke liye. *Flying chappal received at 180kmph�*