Saturday, February 28, 2015

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If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

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CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

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Be a sunshine for those who have grey clouds.

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Tu mujhe mil jaye aisi meri soch nahi. Mai tujhe mil jau itni tagdi teri approach nahi.

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Girl: Jaanu koi romantic gaana gao na.. . Dhyanchand: Tere Hockey rahenge..