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Whoever snuck the 'S' into Fast Food ...well played!

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There are two sides to every argument but I don't have time to listen to yours..

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Mausam ka haal; Barish here in Ludhiana, Punjab..

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The imaginary enemy of my enemy is my imaginary friend..

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You remind me of somebody I don't want to know..

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I’m so lazy, my snooze button just hit me..

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Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say..

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My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it..

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I try to stay in touch with reality but lately it won't return my calls..

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WARNING: To avoid suffocation, keep my hands away from your neck..

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Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a superpower..

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My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night..

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इंसान घर बदलता है। लिबास बदलता है। रिश्ते बदलता है। दोस्त बदलता है। फिर भी परेशान क्यों रहता है? क्यूंकि वो खुद को नहीं बदलता..

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I hate being left out almost as much as I hate being included..

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Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… Best friends don't let you do dumb things alone..

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Sure, I'm willing to put in longer hours at work. As long as they're lunch hours..

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I was all excited about making cool custom ringtones and then remembered no one calls me..

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Don't let little stupid things break your happiness..

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One day I would like to hit the refresh button and actually feel refreshed..

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