Monday, March 2, 2015

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My superpower is, I can change a Girl's 'Online' To 'Last Seen At' by just sending her a 'Hi.

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I love each and every none of you! Okbye!

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Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

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DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

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The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

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Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.