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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. - Mcglashen..

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Wilson..

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I asked god for a bike, but i know god doesn’t work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Philips..

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates..

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