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Retweeted Faizan Raza (@faizanismm): Sodium :- Mene nayi Gaadi khareedi hai Chlorine :- Achha, Chloride pe fir

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Retweeted aniel-ani (@ani_royal007): fastest Networks In India Jio 4g Airtel 4g Idea 4g Vodafone 4g Aunty G..!!😂😂 Baate ponchai chutki main

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Retweeted pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz): Of all the nicknames I've been given, my most favourite is 'Bhai ek kaam tha tujhse'

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Retweeted aniel-ani (@ani_royal007): Uncle-Yahan Mall ke Andar pan milta hai kya Me-uncle Panbhar milta hai..!!

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Retweeted Suyash (@lalababula): When I was a kid, my teacher was very fond of music. Kaan ke neeche kya bajati thi.

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Retweeted aniel-ani (@ani_royal007): She-Hum kahan jare hai He-Long Drive pe She-😍Toh pehle q nhi btaya He-Muje bhi abhi pata chla she-aww He-gaadi ke brk nhi lagrey!!😂

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Retweeted Âsʜ🐰 (@DilTootaAashiq): हद तो तब हो गई जब 1 लड़का मैडम से may i go to toilet बोलकर मूवी देखने चला गया। 😂 #TolietEkPremKatha

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Retweeted Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty): Wife : Surprise me Doctor : * Writes in good hand writing *

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Retweeted im_Aishwary (@im_aishwary): If Robert Vadra visits at your place as guest, never say “Be comfortable.. apna hi ghar samjo” NEVER.😁

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Head aaya to aaj se padhunga tail aaya to kal se *Tossed a coin* Toss to 3 baar karna chahiye

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Teacher: ye equation dekh kar kuch samajh araha hai? Student: nahi Teacher: To tujhe kya aata hai? Student: paseena

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Retweeted Âsʜ🐰 (@DilTootaAashiq): I want to go back in time To figure out How I managed with 1gb data / month 🤔🤔

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Pehle charge karle thoda baad mai angutha ghisna - my phone

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Retweeted im_Aishwary (@im_aishwary): Song 'Chhupana bhi nahi aata, batana bhi nahi aata' originally belongs to Sarahah..😂

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Retweeted Swagshank (@zZoker): Me- "Do you love me?" She- "Naah" Me- *reads it backwards* "Thank you, me too"

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Retweeted Swagshank (@zZoker): 2G, 3G is temporary .. Parle-G is permanent

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Retweeted doju (@bdheeraj): Which is the favourite song of Jains? A. Jain kyun log pyaar karte hain, Jain kyun woh kisi pe marte hain; Jain Kyun...

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Retweeted The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega): Who are the default parents of Indian children ? Today and Yesterday/Tomorrow. Because aaj kal ke bachhe #ReallySorry

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Retweeted Silly Point (@FarziCricketer): Skype would have been called "Rain" if there was one more 'e' in its name.

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Retweeted Tweetera (@DoctorrSays): Interviewer : what are Ur skills? Me : Bike hilakar guess karleta hu ki petrol kitna hoga. *Hired*

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Retweeted Exaspe₹ating Aashiश (@aashishjoshi00): *Insurance agent calls* He: Sir life insurance le lo Me: Nahi chahiye He: kyun sir? Me: Taaki mere marne par sab sachme dukhi ho jaaye😂

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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): According to salman khan weight of ☕ should be 1gm.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/xvt3Aqbq1b

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हिंदी: ये क़ानूनी है.. Bihari: illegal ba..

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Retweeted VAISHALI SINGH (@imvaishalisingh): India me 90% log gussa hone par khaana nhi khaate 😂😂

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😀😀 भारतीय महिलाओं की ✌दो पसंद....😍😍 .. ... ... गप्पें और गोलगप्पे😝😝😝😂😂

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Gangs of Wasseypur Black & white version. https://t.co/SgmwJvdfFN

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): When you say "ise apni hi gaadi samjho" in loudspeaker. https://t.co/NbENlvlXDF