New post!

COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

New post!

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

New post!

ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

New post!

CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

New post!

My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

New post!

My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

New post!

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

New post!

My favorite hello tune is HelloTuneCopyKarneKeLiyeSt arAur9DabayeMaasikShulk36 RupayeDownloadCharges15 ruHelloHaanHarryBol.

New post!

Promise you .. You will laugh when you find your role model ! No cheating....Even I didn't believe at first; but was pleasantly surprised in the end! Simple maths...then scroll down and check. No peeking. Steps:1. Pick up your favorite number between 1 & 9. 2. Multiply it by 3. 3. Add 3 to that. 4. Again multiply by 3. 5. U will get a 2 or 3 digit number. 6. Add those digits together. Now scroll down....To That number u got in the end.. . . . See, who is Your role model. . . . .! 1. Mahatma Gandhi 2. Jawaharlal Nehru 3. Bhagat Singh 4. Amitabh Bachhan 5. Sachin Tendulkar 6. David Beckham 7. Narendra Modi 8. Rajnikant 9. Admin 10. M.S Dhoni Isn't that great!!

New post!

Oh Bear! Khoob BHALOO!