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Retweeted Immortal Mosquito (@KaatLoonga): When you are sitting in front of rotating table fan, your reactions be like- 😊😠😊😠😊😠....

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Retweeted डि.के. (@itsdhruvism): पेट्रोल भरवाते वक़्त शून्य की जाँच ज़रूर करे वरना पेट्रोल भरने वाला आपको April Fuel बना सकता है.

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Retweeted Saurabh Verma (@100rabhThe): My mother taught me multiplication tables, so I also call her PAHADA WALI MAA.

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Retweeted Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty): "Neki kar, Dariya Medal ....!" - - Michael Phelps

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Retweeted YA$H (@StarringYK): 4 types of Processors : Dual-Core : My cousin's phone Quad-Core : My friends phone Octa-Core : my neighbor's phone Haram-Core : My phone😓😑

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Retweeted happy birthday to me (@RamgarhKaJai): In India, every God has its day!

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Retweeted Laliya (@Lala_The_Don): बाइक की टंकी खुद ही हिल के पेट्रोल बता रही हैं, बाद में पता चला ये तो अर्थक्वेक हैं। 😂😁😂

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Retweeted Breaking Bad (@bad_humor1): वो तंबाकू से कर्क रोग होता है भी दिखाते हैं और विमल के 25 साल का जश्न भी मनाते हैं। आतंकवाद की तरह टीवी का भी कोई धर्म नहीं होता।

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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): My Mom Says Everyone Has A Beautiful Side. So I Guess I Am A Circle.

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Retweeted Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti): if Karan Johar opens a Coffee Stall in Kumbh Ka Mela then you can have Coffee With Kumbhkaran.

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Retweeted Logical Bastard™ (@1LogicalBastard): सबसे अपने बच्चों को आज कृष्ण बनाया है.. बड़ा होके जब लव मैरिज करना चाहेगा तो उसीको चप्पल से सूतेंगे..! :P :P

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Retweeted Bobby (@boobydeol): Man : Thakur sahab, aapse kucch baat karni thi Thakur : [calls Ramlal] Talk to my hand

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Retweeted Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty): God created us and we returned the favour by creating God.

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Retweeted Ashishhhhahaha :) (@khaana_khaaya): I have such kameene friends that when a girl comments on my facebook post. Likes on her Comment - 23 Likes on my post - 12

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): If you post an album titled "WeDdInG PhoToS", you are probably too young to be married.

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Retweeted BaWrA■■■SiD (@kumar_raj87): ऐ दिल थोड़ी सी हिम्मत कर ना यार.! दोनों मिल कर उसे भूल जाते है...!!

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Retweeted High_Roller (@Goodboy_Badman): Use your words, people are using you anyway.

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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Whenever I give someone an advice, I always end my sentence with "Fir Bhi Jaise Tujhe Thik Lage" So you can never say, I ruined your life.

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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): Lessons Re-visited... Staying within My Village is Still the Safest... *My Village name is AUKAAT...*

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Retweeted Hiren Gami (@HirenGami): स्वभाव रखना है तो उस दीपक की तरह रखिये, जो बादशाह के महल में भी उतनी ही रोशनी✨ देता है, जितनी की किसी गरीब की झोपड़ी में. . .

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Retweeted That Guy (@Woh_ladka): nobody is 100 perfect in this world.. even dettol kills only 99.9 gems only😂😂

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.

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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford

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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): When someone tells you to "get a Life," just take theirs. They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead.

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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): I have never feeling sad with 49 others.

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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): उड़ा दो सारी रंजिशें... इन हवाओं में यारो.., छोटी सी जिंदगी है... नफ़रत कब तक करोगे...

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Retweeted VCS ☔ (@sarcastic_vcs): Going to launch punjabi song soon, I have got lamborghini,A hot girl,Long Tshirts And gold chains, Just thinking of some lyrics now.

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Retweeted DeMotivationl Speakr (@thehasnainraza): She- Humare Paas Koi Rasta Nahi Bacha Hai Hume Bhaag Kr Hi Shaadi Krni Hogi He- Jab Koi Rasta Hi Nahi Hai To Bhagenge Kaha Pe *Break-up*

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Retweeted Nawab (@MeriTishnagi): लोगों की तो कहानी अधूरी होती है...वो तो मुझे ही अधूरा छोड़ गयी..

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up.

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Retweeted GauRatty (@YearOfRat): I don't need to find a reason to hate myself anymore. I got married for that.

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Retweeted T ã p ō r i (@wh0mi_): अगर मेरे और आपके विचार नही मिलते या मतभेद है तो इसका मतलब है हम दोस्त नही बन सकते, पर इसका मतलब ये नही है की हम दुश्मन हैं.!

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