Read2smile: January 2014

Friday, January 31, 2014

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'Please be patient' ~ Doctors..

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'Itna dimag kaise chala lete ho bhai?' 'Aaj kal CNG se chala raha hoon. Petrol kaafi mehnga jo ho gaya hai.' - :FacePalm!!

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Patience pays; Patient also pays; To doctors..

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Life is not only about finding happiness; but also about finding the right people to share it with..

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Politician 1: What's your new cell number? Politician 2: Tihar #877..

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Itne bhi bekaar nahi hum; Sookhe patte bhi jalaane ke kaam aya karte hai..

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Just saw a mosquito flying happily over the mosquito repellent machine working on active mode. This is why I've trust issues with everyone..

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When late in reaching office, a punctured tyre is the best friend one can have..

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Case of The Mondays #8..

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'Bhaad' is the most favorite place of frustrated people..

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"Sir, which type of Tea would you prefer?" Emraan Hashmi: Chumma Cha Tea..

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"Long time no ghee" - a husband forced to diet..

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'Raat ka samaa, jhoome Chandrama'. Because either Chandrama is drunk or the one who sings this..

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We have to admit, life is one of the finest teacher..

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Speaking truth can never harm anyone. Except husbands..

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Damn You Auto Correct #3..

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Case of The Mondays #7..

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Damn You Auto Correct #2..

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Case of The Mondays #6..

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Damn You Auto Correct #1..

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Gurpurab Greetings; Its bday of Shri Guru Har Rai Ji (7th Guru of Sikhs); Waheguru Bless (-_-)

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Case of The Mondays #5..

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Driving in India.. Truck drivers are the James Bonds of India, and are licensed to kill. Often you may encounter a single powerful beam of light about six feet above the ground. This is not a super motorbike, but a truck approaching you with a single light on, usually the left one. It could be the right one, but never get too close to investigate. You may prove your point posthumously. Of course, all this occurs at night, on the trunk roads. During the daytime, trucks are more visible, except that the drivers will never show any Signal. (And you must watch for the absent signals; they are the greater threat). Only, you will often observe that the cleaner who sits next to the driver, will project his hand and wave hysterically. This is definitely not to be construed as a signal for a left turn. The waving is just a statement of physical relief on a hot day..

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Case of The Mondays #4..

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Driving in India.. Night driving on Indian roads can be an exhilarating experience (for those with the mental makeup of Chenghis Khan). In a way, it is like playing Russian roulette, because you do not know who amongst the drivers is loaded. What looks like premature dawn on the horizon turns out to be a truck attempting a speed record. On encountering it, just pull partly into the field adjoining the road until the phenomenon passes. Our roads do not have shoulders, but occasional boulders. Do not blink your lights expecting reciprocation. The only dim thing in the truck is the driver, and with the peg of illicit arrack (alcohol) he has had at the last stop, his total cerebral functions add up to little more than a naught..

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

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Life has a guarantee; Guarantee of death.. Keep Calm; Thank God; Night!! Night!!

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She: Hi. Me: Re hi tera ghunghta. Neend udaye tera ghunghta.. She: Bye. - :EndOfStory!!

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Keep Kaam and stay away from berozgaari..

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Its death anniversary of Mahatama Gandhi.. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win"

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Some people are like those YouTube ads that you can't Skip. No matter how annoying they are, they make regular appearances in your life..

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"Pados mein kya chal raha h? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu!"

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#IamSoRich that I left my Job today to do full time Facebook, post on page.. #saM

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#IamSoRich because I'm single.. #saM

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#IamSoRich that she didn't ask my name before falling for me.. :-P #saM

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#IamSoRich that I pay for air by buying lays packets.. #saM

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#IamSoRich That I buy petrol for my diesel car.. #saM

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Meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever.. :-D ;-) #saM

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Putting your cold feet on someone's warm feet is the evilest thing in winters... :-D :-P #saM

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Life is more fun and exciting inside our head.. :-) #saM

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In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself.. #saM

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The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor.. :-P #saM

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I spend too much of my time imagining stuff that'll never happen.. #saM

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That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.. :-D #saM

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Mom started watching Colors again after 20 hours break.. :3 #saM

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The favorite hobby of women drivers of my city is to turn left after giving indicator for right.. #saM

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Photoshop Level __________________.. - :Shirshendu!!

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Driving in India.. One-way Street: These boards are put up by traffic people to add jest in their otherwise drab lives. Don't stick to the literal meaning and proceed in one direction. In metaphysical terms, it means that you cannot proceed in two directions at once. So drive, as you like, in reverse throughout, if you are the fussy type. Least I sound hypercritical; I must add a positive point also. Rash and fast driving in residential areas has been prevented by providing a "speed breaker"; two for each house. This mound, incidentally, covers the water and drainage pipes for that residence and is left untarred for easy identification by the corporation authorities, should they want to recover the pipe for year-end accounting..

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Case of The Mondays #2..

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Driving in India.. Leaning Tower of Passes: Most bus passengers are given free passes and during rush hours, there is absolute mayhem. There are passengers hanging off other passengers, who in turn hang off the railings and the overloaded bus leans dangerously, defying laws of gravity but obeying laws of surface tension. As drivers get paid for overload (so many Rupees per kg of passenger), no questions are ever asked. Steer clear of these buses by a width of three passengers..

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Case of The Mondays #1..

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

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Usme 'Mai' Bahut Hai; Magar 'Mai' Nahi Hu..

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When you expose all your weaknesses to people, you're actually giving them a chance to ruin you..

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I am so poor that I turn on 'Airplane Mode' on my mobile phone to get the feeling of being on an airplane..

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Less said is best said..

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Less said is best said..

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Gabbar: Tera kya hoga Kaaliya? Kaaliya: Sarkaar, maine aap ki toothpaste khai hai. - :FacePalm!!

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Har kisi ko; nahi milta; yaha pyaz zindagi me. ~ My Jain friend..

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I know I haven't updated anything awesome since a long time. And this update is no different..

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You can never progress if you are letting things that don't deserve your attention continue to bring you down.. - :Irshad!!

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Driving in India.. Mopeds: The moped looks like an oil tin on wheels and makes noise like an electric shaver. It runs 30 miles on a teaspoon of petrol and travels at break-bottom speed. As the sides of the road are too rough for a ride, the moped drivers tend to drive in the middle of the road; they would rather drive under heavier vehicles instead of around them and are often "mopped" off the tarmac..

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Adorable Photos of Dogs Enjoying Their Ride #8..

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Driving in India.. Auto Rickshaw (Baby Taxi): The result of a collision between a rickshaw and an automobile, this three-wheeled vehicle works on an external combustion engine that runs on a mixture of kerosene oil and creosote. This triangular vehicle carries iron rods, gas cylinders or passengers three times its weight and dimension, at an unspecified fare. After careful geometric calculations, children are folded and packed into these auto rickshaws until some children in the periphery are not in contact with the vehicle at all. Then their school bags are pushed into the microscopic gaps all round so those minor collisions with other vehicles on the road cause no permanent damage. Of course, the peripheral children are charged half the fare and also learn Newton's laws of motion en route to school. Auto-rickshaw drivers follow the road rules depicted in the film Ben Hur, and are licensed to irritate..

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I wonder.............

Perfectly Timed..

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Without "ME"...............

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Driving in India.. Occasionally you might see what looks like a UFO with blinking colored lights and weird sounds emanating from within. This is an illuminated bus, full of happy pilgrims singing bhajans. These pilgrims go at breakneck speed, seeking contact with the Almighty, often meeting with success..

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

OMG; Secret Revealed.......

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Shielding Yourself From Negativity.. Shielding yourself from negativity will help you in many ways such as strengthening your thought processfor better personality development, focusing on solutions instead of problems and attaining peace of mind in nearly all kind of tough circumstances. The intention of staying away from negativity is not to ignore the tough realities, rather to change your focus on things which matter most so as to change these tough circumstances. For example, keep worrying about joblessness will not bring you a new job. Instead, Focusing on applying for jobs, developing interviewing skills, reading personality development articles, refreshing your knowledge will definitely improve your probability of getting new job. Focus is very important tool to shield yourself from negativity. Remember the fact that what you focus on, increases. Which means if you focus on negative things, you will end up having negative personality. On the contrary, if you focus on finding solutions to the problems, you will be successful; sooner or later. Your focus decides the direction of your thoughts; your thoughts give birth to actions. These consistent actions become your habits and eventually make your overall personality. You will focus on positive things only if you have a germs-free mind; the mind free from pessimism and free from negativity. So how to achieve this state of mind? Below are some tips: 1- On your smart phones, download wisdom quotes and other personality enhancement applications from relevant app libraries / stores and read them often. Keep trying new applications every week. 2- 'Like' Facebook pages such as Positively Positive, Wisdom quotes, Positive thoughts etc to start receiving daily dose of wisdom. 3- Stay away from negative souls. They are consistently polluting your brain. Check if you are surrounded by such people who criticize things all the times. If yes, change your company. 4- If you notice that a...

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My whole life is just “oh ok”..

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I am a woman, even the autocorrect has no right to tell me whats right and whats wrong.. - :Susheela!!

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Actually, "M" Is "V" Holding Crutches..

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Monday, January 27, 2014

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Your left is my right. Your right is my wrong..

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Love is dangerous. Don't say you weren't warned..

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Then: 'Man is a social animal'. Now: 'Man is a social-media animal'..

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STOP existing, START living..

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Life gave me lemons, so i made pickels ~ Grandma..

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Your cup of coffee is not my cup of tea..

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Chhote tinko se lgi aag bde pedo ko jla k rakh kr skti hai..

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There is such a reassuring difference between 'promise' and 'pakka promise'..

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Cartoons Teach Us that you can walk in the air until you look down and realize that you're walking in the air..

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A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit & in shape..

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'Jab fry kiya to talna kya' ~ Fried potatoes..

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*After a patch up* She: Mujhe tumse koi geela shikwa nahi hai. He: To kya dry shikwa hai? *Broke up again*

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As long as you're a curious one, life will never be boring..

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He: Chahunga main tujhe saanj savere. And they broke up because he didn't clarify about night..

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai... :-P #saM

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..... :-P #saM

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Ironically we copy others to carve a unique place in the world.. #saM

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how ,many people bring knives on a Date -_- :v

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I think too much and then make myself sad or mad..

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Chances of you being a doctor is directly proportional to the chances of your father being a doctor..

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Receiving a text message which says "Can i ask you a question?" is known to scare almost 90% of people..

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The strongest people tend to smile even during their toughest times. Smiling is a psychological symbol of strength..

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In Parallel Universe, Mirror Shows Character..

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It's hard to find that person who loves you no matter what. It's harder to be that person..

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Price tags are the contract killers of feelings..

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Take a right. Again a right. One more right. A right again. Congrats! You've reached from where you started.. Lesson: Take a wrong sometime..

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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt..

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Don't feel ashamed of what you're earning, there are people who want to earn respect on MTV Roadies..

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My cat said "meow", so I answered with a "meow", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to.. - :Sunita!!

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Some breakups are actually patchups between you and happiness..

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A disease never discriminates between rich and poor. It's the treatment that does..

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Having a 'real life' is the best battery saving app ever..

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Stay Sharp (Story).. Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason,the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees. “Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!” Very motivated for the boss’ words, the woodcutter try harder the next day,but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees. “I must be losing my strength”, the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. “When was the last time you sharpened your axe?” the boss asked. “Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees.” Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don’t take time to sharpen the axe.” In today’s world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be that we have forgotten how to stay sharp? There’s nothing wrong with activity and hard work. But God doesn’t want us to get so busy that we neglect the truly important things in life, like taking time to pray, to read. We all need time to relax, to think and meditate, to learn and grow. If we don’t take time to sharpen the axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness. So start today. Think about the ways by which you could do your job more effectively and add a lot of value to it..

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A rich girl's false cry of 'I don't have any clothes to wear' is a poor girl's reality..

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Sab pareshan hai; Koi apni nakamyabi se; Koi doosro ki kamyaabi se..

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Vacuum Cleaner out of order. Needed few people who can ROFL..

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Q. Why does a keyboard has two 'Windows' button? A. For better ventilation..

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I'm thankful for every break in my heart, I'm grateful for every scar, some pages turned, some bridges burned, but there were lessons learned..

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Patience has calories, because sabar ka phal meetha hota hai..

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We like listening to songs that match our emotional states as they help validate our feelings..

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Dear music, 'm sic' without 'u'..

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Forgiveness doesn't always mean you want that person back in your life, it also means you're finally willing to let go..

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Dhua mein yaad rakhna ~ Lungs to smokers..

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Men and women who listen to similar music tend to be better communicators and have longer lasting relationships..

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'When in doubt, call on his office number' ~ Wives..

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People with awkward and weird personalities tend to make the best friends..

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Diet rule : If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories..

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It only takes one negative thought in the morning to completely ruin your entire day..

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Facebook's Seen And WhatsApp's Last Seen. . . . . . . . . . Were Designed To Make Everyone Single..

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I fell in love with your imperfections. But then you became perfect..

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You are blessed if you found someone who's more excited and happy about your birthday than his/hers..

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Playlist me favorite songs sunte hi mera jeevan shuffle ho gya..

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A girl's WhatsApp status - 'Daddy's priceless' as if someone asked her, "Behen, daddy kitne ka doge?"

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Looks matter, and grammar as well..

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I am so poor that I use 2G network to watch online videos..

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THE DONKEY.. One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less from people but more from God. You have two choices... smile and scroll, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson. ‘WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON’

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #12..

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The Power of Good Words.. A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the unfortunate frogs they would never get out. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and simply gave up. He fell down and died. The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and suffering and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs asked him, "Why did you continue jumping. Didn't you hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time. This story holds two lessons: 1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day. 2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path. The power of words… it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times. Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another..

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Don't worry if you're not winning, you're learning..

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Q. What's the most favorite song of a brain? A. Chalte chalte yun hi ruk jaata hoon main..

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Your hair looks good.. *Conditioners apply..

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Sunday, January 26, 2014

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Who cares about a couple's history when they have the right chemistry..

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Knowledge is to know you have the potential, wisdom is to know to invest it wisely..

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Love is when you both see the same creature in the shape of clouds..

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Life is too short to spend your time with the people you don't like..

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My flat is on the ground floor. I am such a down to earth guy..

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Moksh is when you don't receive a single WhatsApp group message in a day..

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You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common..

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You have lunch/dinner when you are with your loved ones. Otherwise you only have food..

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Mountain jokes are HILLarious..

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One day I took rope to school so that I could skip out..

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Free chocolates to anyone who brings me some..

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Employee (n.) - Subah ka bhoola insaan jo ki shaam ko ghar aa jata hai..

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The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision..

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Sometimes I think life is one big test and Im in the wrong classroom..

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"Mera Bharta Mahaan." - Baingan..

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Girls, only female mosquitos suck blood. Not the male ones. And yes I am talking about mosquitos only..

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"Aao tumhare earphones suljha du" aaj ki taarikh me "Aao tumhari zulaf suljha du" se kaheen jyada romantic line hai..

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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To- Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day..

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Mom says I am too immature for my age. I say that's bullshit, and my teddy bear agrees.. - :Sakshi!!

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Life Changing Sentences #15..

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #9..

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Jai Ho; Spell Check; Jai Hind..

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Two bulls hit each other. It was BullsHit..

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At any given time, 65% of ppl feel physically, mentally and or emotionally tired, feeling like they need a break from life in general..

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Happy Republic Day..

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Life Changing Sentences #14..

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #8..

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Life Changing Sentences #13..

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #7..

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Saturday, January 25, 2014

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'ForeverALoan' ~ A middle class man with a home loan on his name..

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Once you learn how to be happy, you won't tolerate being around people who make you feel like anything less..

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Time. Depending on who is asking for it, people run out of or find anyhow..

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Psychological fact, losing something makes you twice as miserable as gaining the same thing makes you happy..

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Traffic sense is to the road what common sense is to the brain..

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You really love him/her, don't you?' Its a psychological question, no name was mentioned but still, someone came into your mind..

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If it stays on 'Typing...' for a long time, it's actually 'Thinking...' whether to send this or not'..

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Katagelasticism refers to the psychological condition in which a person excessively enjoys laughing at others..

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Everyone of us is wonderfool..

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Unhappy children grow up to make more money than those who were happy, using childhood disappointment as motivation to do better..

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'Airplane mode' in train because no network..

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Fake friends are no different than shadows, they stick around during your brightest moments, but disappear during your darkest hours..

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Pundit: 'Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.' Bride: 'Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der se hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.'

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The best friendships tend to be with the people in which you can openly be weird with..

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Its 'Ghar ki daal, murgi barabar', when you return home after a long time..

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If you look deep inside the heart, it is nothing but a twisted earth..

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Psychology says - Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow..

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Sticks and stones may break your bones .... but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal..

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'Smart' phones, 'crazy' prices..

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Life Changing Sentences #12..

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More the number of social networking apps on your mobile, more disconnected socially you are..

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The first to apologize is always the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest..

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Te Amo; Me Te Amo; Tu Chhaanv Hai Tu Dhoop Hai.. Te Amo; Me Te Amo; Tere Hazaaro Roop Hai..

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The more social networking apps, the more reasons you get to ignore people..

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Expecting nothing from others is a great way to avoid disappointment. This also relieves: -Depression. - Anxiety. -Paranoia -Stress..

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There are only two volume levels in the TV in my house.. 1. Kuchh sunai nahi de raha aawaz tez kar de.. 2. Behra hai kya? Aawaz dheere kar de..

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1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 word, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second..

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Shoes are nothing but a cover to hide torn out socks..

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Tata Nano is just a computer mouse who made it large in life..

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Sometimes its better not to say anything. Saying how you truly feel might make things worse..

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In simple words, 'simple' should be spelt 'simpal'..

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There's at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime..

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Dear smart phones, get a battery life..

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Listening to nature sounds is a natural way to relieve stress..

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Life in 1 song.. Age 1-15 : Naino mai sapna.. 15-25 : Sapno mai Sajna.. 25-35 : Sajna pe dil aa gaya.. 35-75 : Kyu Sajna pe dil aa gya?

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Psychology says, being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones..

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Gaon mai bijli aayegi sun kar logo ke sath kutte bhi khush hue. Bole , "bijli aayegi toh khumba bhi lagega"..

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When Set Max was born, Doctors said, "Mubarak Ho, Suryavansham hua hai"..

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Nooo!! My New Scarf!!

If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #6..

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Life Changing Sentences #11..

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Amazing!! What a Click!!

If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #5..

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Life Changing Sentences #10..

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Friday, January 24, 2014

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Dastak; Neend Ki; Night!! Night!! (-_-)

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Q. What do villains say to John when He beat them in movies? A. John, Abraham Karo..

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We all are students of life. None passes out here. Everyone passes away..

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'Rust' in the word 'Trust' is the reason I have trust issues..

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Don't underestimate the power of a government peon..

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On a highway, a diversion can be 'Dieversion'..

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Studying for 30-50 minutes at a time (with 10 minute breaks in between) is the most effective way to retain information..

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80% of the telecom companies are earning from "Baby", "Shona", "Jaanu", and "Aur Sunao" of the late night conversations..

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People who are really close, particularly best friends, have the odd ability to communicate through facial expressions..

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W O R D because spread the word..

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The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest..

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It's not a five star hotel if there is no free wifi..

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Psychology says, no matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the people you love..

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Relationship status: Eating ready- to-eat items since a couple of days..

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Every 5 years we replace more than half of our friends with new ones. Friendships that last 7 years tend to last a lifetime..

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If we aren't meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?

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Over thinking is psychologically harmful. The mind replays negative experiences in an endless loop which causes emotional distress..

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Lunch pe milte hain: Daal to Chawal..

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Pain never really goes away, you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger..

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I may be wrong but I thought you were my parallel universe..

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #4..

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Sitting in complete silence for at 15 minutes each day reduces anxiety, muscle tension, stress and heart attack risk..

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Its death anniversary of Indian Classical Music Ustad Pandit Bhim Sen Joshi.. "Mile Sur Mera Tumhara; Toh Sur Bane Hamara"

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The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence..

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I know i will die while installing or uninstalling apps..

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Your dreams contain hidden clues to your future. 52% of what you dream can possibly become reality..

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Saale sab jalte hai mujhse ~ Maachis..

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Hearing and or seeing something that hurts you emotionally but having to pretend it doesn't bother you is proof of emotional strength..

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Life Changing Sentences #9..

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We are the WTF generation: WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook..

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Long immigration queue? Yeah. Welcome to India mate..

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Business Idea: Minding your own..

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The good news is, I'm going on a long drive with 30 girls, and the bad news is I'm the bus driver..

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2013. The year when Shahid Kapoor got famous for 'Gandi Baat' and Sanjay Dutt got infamous for 'Gun-di Baat'..

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Atelophobia is a psychological condition that causes people to over think and obsess over the thought of not being good enough..

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Q. How does the mind troll the heart? A. It tells the heart 'Please don't mind'..

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Most people aren't actually anti- social. They choose to be alone because they hate spending time with stupid people..

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Apes : Humans :: Driving license pic : Profile pic

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Marry someone who makes you laugh when you really don't want to smile. You'll live healthier and longer..

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Change is eternal. So never trust your autowal when he says 'Sa'ab chhutta nahi hai'. He always has it..

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Music is stored in the most sensitive region of the brain which is why certain songs can evoke a strong emotional response..

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