"यूँ दिल हाथ में लिए ना फिरा कर...सुना है इश्क के शहर में दिल के लुटेरे बड़े हैं...!"
Sunday, August 31, 2014
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था मैं नींद में और मुझे इतना सजाया जा रहा था.... . बड़े प्यार से मुझे नहलाया जा रहा था.... . ना जाने था वो कौन सा अजब खेल मेरे घर में.... . बच्चो की तरह मुझे कंधे पर उठाया जा रहा था.... . था पास मेरा हर अपना उस वक़्त.... . फिर भी मैं हर किसी के मन से भुलाया जा रहा था... . जो कभी देखते भी न थे मोहब्बत की निगाहों से.... . उनके दिल से भी प्यार मुझ पर लुटाया जा रहा था... . मालूम नही क्यों हैरान था हर कोई मुझे सोते हुए देख कर.... . जोर-जोर से रोकर मुझे जगाया जा रहा था... . काँप उठी मेरी रूह वो मंज़र देख कर.... . जहाँ मुझे हमेशा के लिए सुलाया जा रहा था.... . मोहब्बत की इन्तहा थी जिन दिलो में मेरे लिए.... . उन्ही दिलो के हाथोँ, आज मैं जलाया जा रहा... - :Madhur!
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जिंदगी की किताब में बार बार अतीत देखने के लिए पन्ने पलटोगे तो वर्तमान के पन्नो के कोने मुड़ जायेंगे।
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मोहब्बत का इरादा अब बदल जाना भी मुश्किल है, तुझे खोना भी मुश्किल है, तुझे पाना भी मुश्किल है.
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जापान से मेरा बहुत गहरा और आत्मीय रिश्ता रहा है। जब मैं छोटा था तो पिताजी कहते थे, जा पान ले आ।
Saturday, August 30, 2014
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तू जब प्यार से मेरा नाम पुकारती हैं… मैं वहीं मौजूद होता हूँ… तेरे लबों पे थोड़ा… तेरी ज़ुबाँ पे थोड़ा
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मेरे बस में हो तो लहरों को इतना हक़ भी ना दूँ...! . . . लिखुँ नाम तेरा किनारे पे और लहरों को छूने तक ना दूँ...!!
Friday, August 29, 2014
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किसी ख़ास की खोज में किसी प्यार करने वाले को न खो देना...ख़ास उसी को बना दो जिसे आप की फिकर हो।।।
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मन सरसों की गठरी जैसा है: एक बार गठरी बिखर गई , तो सभी दानों को इकठ्ठा कर लेना असम्भव जैसा होता है......
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जब सड़क पर बारात नाच रही हो तो हॉर्न मार-मार के परेशान ना हो. गाडी से उतरकर थोड़ा नाच लें. मन शान्त होगा टाइम तो उतना लगना ही है.
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Kitabon ki tarah bahut alfaaz the mere paas.. kitabo ki tarah hi ab,khamosh rahte h hum...!!
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No matter you are American or Brazilian or french or Spanish or German, according to Indians you are .... Angrej..
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अगर आपकी पत्नी के पास ड्यूल सिम फोन है और वह दो फोन नंबर इस्तेमाल करती हैं, तो उनका नंबर Wife 1 और Wife 2 नाम से कभी सेव न करें।
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उसके हाथों में ख़ंजर कहाँ ढूंढते हो ज़नाब !......महज़ एक अदा ही हुस्नवालों की काफ़ी होती है क़त्ल करने को..
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पति : कहाँ गयी थी?? पत्नी : Blood donate karne.. पति : जब तक मेरा खून पीती थी तब तक तो ठीक था, अब उसे बेचने भी लगी??
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ख़ुदा जाने तेरी आँखों में क्या हैं, के दिल मजबूर होता जा रहा हैं..! मोहब्बत का अधुरा सा फसाना, बहुत मशहूर होता जा रहा हैं..!!
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मेरे लहज़े की मिठास.... तुझे बहुत रुलाएगी !! जब तेरी बे-रुखी पे.... कोई बे- रुखी दिखाएगा !!
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लोगो से सुना है मोहब्बत आँखों से होती है... पर यहाँ तो दिल वो भी ले जाते है... जो पलकें भी नहीं उठाते...!!
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किस की समझू कीमत"ए खुदा"तेरे इस जहान में … तु मिट्टी से इंसान बनाता है और इंसान मिट्टी से तुझे..!!
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पत्नी को कहो कि वह हत्यारिन लग रही हैं। रात का ख़ाना नहीं मिलेगा. अगर आपने कहा कि कातिल लग रही हैं तो शाम कि चाय पकोड़ों के साथ मिलेगी।
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Teri dunia de wakhre ne hun dastoor bade, Sacheyan nu koi puchda nahi, Jhoothe hoge ne mash-hoor bade. Ae khuda...
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Iss chote se dil me kis kis ko jagah du mai. . Gam rahe.. dam rahe. . Fariyad rahe ya teri yaad rahe. .
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Dil mera Karbala hai muddat se, Ab bhi cheekh-o-pukar baqi hai. Sha'iri zeest ban gayi lekin, Sha'iron mein shumar baqi hai. - :Shiri!!
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रात भर चलती रहती हैं उँगलियाँ मोबाइल पर... किताब सीने पे रख कर सोये हुए एक जमाना हो गया...
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वक्रतुण्ड महाकाय सुर्यकोटि समप्रभ निर्विघ्नं कुरु मे देव सर्वकार्येषु सर्वदा Vakra-Tunndda Maha-Kaaya Surya-Kotti Samaprabha Nirvighnam Kuru Me Deva Sarva-Kaaryessu Sarvadaa Happy Ganesh Chaturthi. - :Shiri!!
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यदि आप ग़ुस्सैल और अहंकारी हैं तो आपको दुश्मनों की ज़रूरत नहीं है, आपको बर्बाद करने के लिए ये दो ही गुण काफ़ी हैं ।
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ना माँ के प्यार से,ना बाप के दुलार से इन्सान जल्दी से सोता है तो सिर्फ एकता कपूर के सिरीयल अत्याचार से
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जब तक आप अपने पहले प्यार को नहीं भूलोगे तब तक आप किसी और के प्यार को समझ नहीं पायोगे....और न ही उस के प्यार की इज्ज़त कर पायोगे।।।
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जब धरती अलग होने का फैसला करती है तो खाइयाँ बनतीं हैं और जब मिलने का तब बनते हैं पहाड़ बिना किसी से मिले यों ही इतना ऊँचा नहीं उठ सकता कोई !
Thursday, August 28, 2014
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आज भी कई माँ अपने बच्चो को ये बोल कर सुला देती है बेटा सो जा रात को सपने में फरिसते रोटी ले कर आयेंगे ।।
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मुझे तलाश है उन रास्तों कि, जहां से कोई गुज़रा न हो...! . . सुना है... वीरानों मे अक्सर, जिंदगी मिल जाती है....!!
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मुझे जिन्दगी कि सच्चाई तब पता चली जब रस्ते में पड़े फूलो ने मुझसे कहा "दुसरो को खुशबु देने वाले अक्सर इसी तरह कदमो तले कुचले जाते है।
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Maut Milti Hai Na Zindgi Milti HE Zindagi Ki Raaho Mein Bebasi Milti H, Rula Dete Hain Kyu Mere Apne.. Jab Bhi Mujhe Koi Khushi Milti H - :Madhur!
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इंसान ने वक़्त से पूछा-मै हार क्यूं जाता हूँ वक़्त ने कहा-मै हर वक़्त चलता रहताहूँ,इसीलिये मैं जीत जाताहूँ तू भी मेरे साथ चल,कभी नहीं हारेगा
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
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मुस्कुराने की आदत भी कितनी महंगी पड़ी हमको…..! . . . उसने छोड़ दिया कहकर……!! "तुम तो अकेले भी खुश रह लेते हो "
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तेरी ख्वाहिश कर ली तो कौन सा गुनाह किया, लोग तो इबादत में पूरी क़ायनात मांगते हैं खुदा से ।
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"Beta, tumhe koi ladki pasand hoto batao, hum shadi kara denge" "sach?" "Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye"
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Do hisso me bant gaye hay mere dil ke tamaam armaan, Kuch tujhe paaney nikle .....To kuch mujhe samjhane nikle!!
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Zindagi Main Tumhe Kabhi Gum Na Mile, magar. Har Khwaish Poori ho Par Yeh bhi to Jaroori nahi. - :Shiri!!
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When I push you away please understand that it is either because of me not wanting to hurt you or me not wanting to hurt myself. Mostly its latter one - :Ahmed!!
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हमारे मुक़द्दर में ग़म आएँ तो क्या हुआ ...... ख़ुदा ने उनकी ख़्वाहिश तो पूरी कर दी......!!
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socha tha ki manzil mil hi jaayegi humko zindagi ne umar bhar ka musafir bana diya - :Shiri!!
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Tamaam umar mujhey tootna Bikharna Tha... :: wo Meharban Bhi Kahan Tak Samait-ta mujh ko.. - :Shiri!!
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Every time I see a relative walking towards me, I hear the song, "Mere sawaalo ka jawaab do... Do na." playing in the background.
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The pages of yesterday cannot be revised,but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
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पत्नी : सुनो, घर में चीनी नहीं है , पति : 25 km अन्दर आ गए है, फिकर मत करो कुछ दिनों में रसोई तक भी आ जायेंगे...... !
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दो तरह के आदमी हैं एक-किसी ऐंबुलेंस को देख अपनी गाड़ी साईड में करलेते हैं दुसरे जो जाम में फंसे ऐंबुलेंस को देख गाड़ी उसके पीछे लगा लेते हैं
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Aaj Ka Suvichar- Patni PaperWeight ki tarah hoti hai... . . . . . Woh aapko Fadfadane to deti hai... Par uddne nahi deti..
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Wo bhul gaye ke unhe hasaya kisne tha, jab wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha, wo-kehte hai wo bahut ache hai shayad wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye btaya kisne tha....
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Samay Ke Saath Badal Ne Ka Hoonar To Har Koi Rakhta Hai.. . Maza To Tab Aaye Jab Waqt Badal Jaye Aur Insaan Na Badle..!! - :Irshad!!
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जिस ने कहा कल दिन गया टल जिसने कहा परसो बीत गए बरसों जिसने कहा आज उसने किया राज.. - :Madhur!
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
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उनका कंधा खुदा ने न जाने कितना मज़बूत बनाया है,,, मेरी ख्वाहिशों का बोझ उठाते हुए माँ बाप ने कभी उफ़ तक नहीं किया...
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बचपन में सबसे अधिक पूछा गया एक सवाल । -बड़े होकर क्या बनना है....? अब जाकर जवाब मिला । -फिर से बच्चा बनना है ....!!
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15) "शिक्षा सबसे अच्छी मित्र है. शिक्षित व्यक्ति सदैव सम्मान पाता है. शिक्षा की शक्ति के आगे युवा शक्ति और सौंदर्य दोनों ही कमजोर हैं !
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13) "अपने बच्चों को पहले पांच साल तक खूब प्यार करो. छः साल से पंद्रह साल तक कठोर अनुशासन और संस्कार दो .सोलह साल से उनके साथ मित्रवत व्यवहार करो.आपकी संतति ही आपकी सबसे अच्छी मित्र है."
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12) "ऐसे व्यक्ति जो आपके स्तर से ऊपर या नीचे के हैं उन्हें दोस्त न बनाओ,वह तुम्हारे कष्ट का कारण बनेगे. सामान स्तर के मित्र ही सुखदाई होते हैं ."
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6)"भय को नजदीक न आने दो अगर यह नजदीक आये इस पर हमला करदो यानी भय से भागो मत इसका सामना करो ."
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5)"कोई भी काम शुरू करने के पहले तीन सवाल अपने आपसे पूछो ---मैं ऐसा क्यों करने जा रहा हूँ ? इसका क्या परिणाम होगा ? क्या मैं सफल रहूँगा ?"
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3)"अगर कोई सर्प जहरीला नहीं है तब भी उसे जहरीला दिखना चाहिए वैसे डंस भले ही न दो पर डंस दे सकने की क्षमता का दूसरों को अहसास करवाते रहना चाहिए. "
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2)"किसी भी व्यक्ति को बहुत ईमानदार (सीधा साधा ) नहीं होना चाहिए ---सीधे वृक्ष और व्यक्ति पहले काटे जाते हैं."
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Agar Rakh Sako To Ek Nishani Hu Main Aur Kho Do To Ek Kahani Hu Main Rok Paya Na Jise Ye Jahan Sara Woh Ek Boond barish Ka,Paani Hu Main..!! - :Madhur!
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ਤੇਰੇ ਬਾਰੇ ਵੇਹਮ ਦੀਆਂ ........ਮੇਰੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਟਾਈਮ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਸ ਯਾਦਾਂ ਹੀ ਪੱਲੇ ........ਮੇਰੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਟਾਈਮ ਦੀਆ
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THIS ATTITUDE ROCKS!!! Teeth to tongue:-If I jst press little u'll get cut! Tongue replied:-If I misuse one word all 32 of u'll come out!
Monday, August 25, 2014
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जब फ़िल्म कलाकार के अंदर का समाजसेवक जग जाये और वो सामाजिक मुद्दों पर स्टूडियो-२ जाकर गपियाने लगे तो समझ लीजिये उसकी कोई फिल्म आने वाली है।
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उधर सूरज की बेरुखी से हिमानी कतरा कतरा पिघल रही थी, इधर लोगों ने मुहब्बत का नाम ग्लोबल वार्मिंग रख दिया..
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जो लोग दूसरों की आँखों में आंसू भरते हैं..!! वो क्यों भूल जाते है कि उनके पास भी दो आँखें है ..!! - :Madhur!
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After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCDEFGHIJK." "What does that mean?" She asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!" he replied. Wife Smiling asked, "So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
Sunday, August 24, 2014
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कुछ लोगों का दिल जीत लिया ,,आकर,, इस बरसात ने,,, और ! कुछ इस सोच में डूबे हैं की आज वो सोयेंगे कहाँ..!
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लाटरी का टिकट खरीदने वाले आदमी में और औरत से बहस लड़ने वाले आदमी में बस यही फर्क है कि लाटरी का टिकट खरीदने वाला आदमी जीत भी सकता है!
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किताबों की तरह बहुत से अल्फ़ाज है मुझ में..... और किताबों की तरह ही खामोश रहता हूँ मै...!!!
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Reflection cannot be seen in boiling water, the same way, truth cannot be seen in anger, analyze before u finalize!
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She: Today, my bf kissed me on my lips. He: Oh wow. What did you do? She: I kissed him back. He: Why back? Lips pe hi kar leti. *Blocked* - :Madhur!
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कुछ लड़किया मोबाईल हाथ पर लिऐ शिशे के सामने ऐसा चेहरा बनाती है जैसे खुद का चेहरा देख के डर रही हो.अब आपका ये हाल है तो दुसरो का क्या होगा.
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आज अमर शहीद राजगुरु जी का जन्म दिवस है....... हम उन्हें शत्-शत् नमन करते है ..!! राजगुरु भगत सिंह के अच्छे मित्र और सच्चे देश भक्त थे !!
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Question: Please don't use a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune, 16 get off. Name the driver?
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बिखरा वजूद , टूटे ख्वाब , सुलगती तन्हाइयाँ , कितने हसीन तोहफे दे जाती है ये अधूरी मोहब्बत.!!
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We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give!
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In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is absolutely true?" "No," the man said, "I actually just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?" "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?" "No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?" This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why he never found out that his best friend was having a secret affair with his wife!
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It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride!
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You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth!
Saturday, August 23, 2014
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Daulat Ke Bazar Me GaRib Hu DOSTI Ki DuNiya Me BaDnaSib Hu ApKe Pas MeRe LiYe WaQt Hi Nahi Aur LoG SamJte Hai Ki Mai ApKe SabSe KaRib Hu. - :Madhur!
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Character Building Thoughts! 25. I am honest; I do not cheat or steal. 26. When I am angry, I use self-control and do not hurt others. 27. I am being creative when I draw, paint or write a poem or story. 28. I say, "No!" to things that could hurt my body like tobacco/cigarettes/alcohol. 29. When I do what I say I will do, I am being responsible. 30. I am grateful for what I have, so I share with others. 31. I try to learn something new each day. 32. When things do not go my way, I stop and think of what I can do to make them better. 33. I do not make fun of other children because I don't know what their life is like. 34. I feel successful when I do my best. 35. Everyone has good and bad feelings. 36. I take care of myself by eating healthy food, exercising and getting enough rest. 37. I am being punctual when I am on time and do not keep people waiting. 38. When I cooperate with others, I get more done. 39. I follow the rules and try to make my school a better place. 40. I like to get to know children who are different from me. 41. Since I tell the truth, my friends trust me. 42. I look for what is good in others and I say what I like about them. 43. I buy only what I need and I save my money. 44. When I use my time wisely, there is usually enough time to do what I want to do. 45. I think before I act; how I act affects how others treat me. 46. Using manners helps me keep my friends. 47. I have courage to stand up for children who are teased. 48. Before I do something, I ask myself, "Is it safe?" 49. I am me -- I do not try to be like someone else. 50. I care about living things on earth so I recycle and do not litter. 51. When I write down what I think and feel, I learn about myself. 52. I plan ahead and think about what I want to do when I grow up.
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Character Building Thoughts! Thought to be posted, read, and discussed at the beginning of each week. It could then be read daily with the students. At the end of the week ask them what they learned or how the thought applied to their lives or activities during the week. Have the children give written or oral examples, or have them draw a picture to illustrate their ideas. 1. How I look is not as important as how I act. 2. I treat others the way I want them to treat me. 3. I am a good sport; I follow the rules, take turns and play fair. 4. It is okay to laugh at funny things, but not to laugh at others. 5. I do not gossip; if I cannot say anything helpful, I do not say anything at all. 6. When I am sad, I help myself feel better by thinking of things that are good in my life. 7. In order to have friends, I must act in a kind way. 8. I believe that I am someone who can do important things. 9. What I say and how I say it tells others the kind of person I am. 10. I appreciate my family, my teachers, and my school. 11. I treat everyone with respect. 12. When I listen, I show others that I care about them. 13. I am being a good citizen when I volunteer to help others. 14. I think for myself and make smart choices that are good for me. 15. Each day offers a new start to do my best. 16. I try to understand what my friends are feeling. 17. Everyone makes mistakes, so instead of getting angry with myself, I try to do better. 18. I do not give up; I keep trying until I can do my work. 19. Sharing with others makes me feel good and makes them feel good too. 20. I work out my problems without hurting myself or others. 21. I am being polite when I wait for my turn and say please and thank you. 22. When I smile at people, they usually smile back. 23. I encourage my friends to do their best. 24. My values guide me to do what is right. To be continued......
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When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give you!
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Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!
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There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard!
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God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way!
Friday, August 22, 2014
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Statement 1: Dil to bacha hai ji Statement 2:Dil ye ziddi hai Inference: Bachche ziddi hote hai..
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Raah Vich Kande Beejan Walea Da Dhanwadi haan Sambal Sambal Ke Turne di jihna jach sikha ditti
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दुनिया के ग़म फ़ुर्सत दें तो दिल के तक़ाज़े पूरे हों कूचा-ए-जानां! तेरी भी तो सैर-ओ-सियाहत बाकी है शहरे-तमन्ना! बाज़ आया मैं तेरे नाज़ उठाने से एक शिकायत दूर करूँ तो एक शिकायत बाक़ी है एक जरा सी उम्र में 'आलम ' कहाँ कहाँ की सैर करूँ जाने मेरे हिस्से में अब कितनी मुहलत बाकी है
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sala aise mere saath aise q hota hai Between ten people, nine maybe in love with you But, You'll fall in love exactly for that one who doesn't love you. why me? - :Irshad!!
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Loving someone who loves somebody else is like hugging a cactus. The more you hug, the more it hurts but you just can't let go that feeling. - :Irshad!!
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Rajni jokes.. ------------------------------------------ Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...! ----------------------------------------------------------- People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via .......Calculator... ----------------------------------------------------------- Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: only 1 or 2. Reporter: only 1 or 2? Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts! ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! ----------------------------------------------------------- Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second... ----------------------------------------------------------- Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti ----------------------------------------------------------- When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one... Teachers used to bunk! ----------------------------------------------------------- While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty" ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant. ----------------------------------------------------------- This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete INTERNET... - :Madhur!
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No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending!
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10 Things that You Can Control in Your Life! 6. Your basic physical health. Much about our health is a factor of genetics, environment, and exposure. Much more of our health is simply a matter of the decisions we make about our health, such as: diet, exercise, drugs, sleep, routine physicals, check-ups, etc. 7. The environment you live in: Your house, the condition of your home, the town you live in, the amenities available to you are all things you can control, although some to a lesser degree (i.e., you decide to tolerate them or move someplace else). 8. Your fiscal situation: Having or not having enough money is a factor of what you make versus what you spend. 9. Your time: You choose how to "spend" your time and how much of your time to give to various activities. You'll never get more time than the 24 hours your given each day. 10. Your legacy: All your actions, words, and knowledge that you share while you are living become the gift that you leave when you are gone.
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10 Things that You Can Control in Your Life! We humans spend much of our time trying to control every aspect of our lives. Unfortunately, too often we try and control things that are simply beyond our control. The list of what we can control is quite short, but once you know these 10 things you will be able to take control of your own life. 1. What you do: Your actions are yours alone. You choose to make them or not make them and you are responsible for the effects of those actions. 2. What you say: Likewise, the words you speak (or write) are also consciously chosen. Like actions, they have an impact on your life and the lives of those you contact. 3. What you think: Yes, there are some subconscious thoughts that you can't control. But the things that you really think about, your beliefs, your ideals, etc. are concepts you have chosen to accept and believe in. 4. Your work: Many people like to overlook this one, it being much easier to say, "Oh, I'm! trapped in my job because I don't have a degree, experience, etc." That's simple a way of denying one's responsibility in having chosen the job in the first place. It's your job and you chose it. If you stay (or go), that's a choice as well. 5. The people you associate with: There's a famous T-shirt that states: "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys." Colloquial is very often correct! Your friends can either lift you up or bring you down. You make the decision which type of friends you wish to have. To be continued......
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
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The boss calls his secretary and says, "Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip." The secretary calls husband and says, "Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself." The husband calls his girlfriend and says, "My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun." The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, "No tuition this weekend." The boy calls his grand father, "Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together." Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary and says, "Business trip is cancelled. I'm going to spend weekend with my grandson." The secretary calls husband, "I won't be going." The husband calls his girlfriend, "I am sorry My wife is not going." The girlfriend calls boy, "You have tuition." Boy calls his grandpa and says, "Sorry grandpa I've classes." . . . . . . . The grandpa calls secretary....
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who'? "I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. "And then she said, 'Now you can do what ever you want.' "So here I am....!!!" Moral: Never deny a man meeting his friends!!!
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Four Principles of Spirituality! The First Principle states: "Whomsoever you encounter is the right one" This means that no one comes into our life by chance. Everyone who is around us, anyone with whom we interact, represents something, whether to teach us something or to help us improve a current situation. The Second Principle states: "Whatever happened is the only thing that could have happened" Nothing, absolutely nothing of that which we experienced could have been any other way. Not even in the least important detail. There is no "If only I had done that differently…, then it would have been different…". No. What happened is the only thing that could have taken place and must have taken place for us to learn our lesson in order to move forward. Every single situation in life which we encounter is absolutely perfect, even when it defies our understanding and our ego. The Third Principle states: "Each moment in which something begins is the right moment" Everything begins at exactly the right moment, neither earlier nor later. When we are ready for it, for that something new in our life, it is there, ready to begin. The Fourth Principle states: "What is over, is over" It is that simple. When something in our life ends, it helps our evolution. That is why, enriched by the recent experience, it is better to let go and move on. Think it is no coincidence that you're here reading this. If these words strike a chord, it's because you meet the requirements and understand that not one single snowflake falls accidentally in the wrong place! Be good to yourself. Love with your whole being. Always be happy.
Thursday, August 21, 2014
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जाते जाते उसने पलटकर इतना ही कहा मुझसे मेरी बेवफाई से ही मर जाओगे या मार के जाऊ l - :Madhur!
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Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM....... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers! The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two! He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!! The crowd cheers!!! Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!
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10 Conflict Resolution Tips! One of the most common and frustrating impediments to worker productivity is conflict between employees. Unresolved conflict can strain relationships, create tension and negativity, and dampen morale. Whether engaged in a heated debate, a disagreement, or an outright feud, take a strategic approach to resolving the problem. You'll be most effective if you avoid making these common mistakes. 1. Don't make assumptions about the situation or the other person's perceptions, motivations, or reactions. You'll get a much clearer and more accurate picture by asking the other person directly. 2. Don't take it personally - it rarely is! 3. Don't look for blame. Instead, try to identify cause. 4. Don't avoid the problem. It'll only get worse, breed resentment, and resurface at a later date. You've simply got to deal directly with the issue at hand. 5. Don't attack the other person's character. That's just playing dirty. It will not help you work things out and it will almost certainly have a lasting, negative impact. 6. Don't gossip about the problem or about the other person involved. It's unprofessional and will only make matters worse. 7. Don't bring it up in public. This is a private matter to be resolved between you and the other party. 8. Don't bring it up when there's not enough time to address it. Instead, leave adequate time for a thorough discussion - or introduce the issue and schedule a time to resume talks in the immediate future. 9. Don't bring it up when you're angry, stressed, or feeling ill.That's a disservice to you and the other person involved. Wait until you're calm. 10. Don't address the situation in an email. Email leaves far too much room for misinterpretation. While we're on the subject, don't copy others on a personal matter. This will almost certainly make the other party feel defensive, angry, or humiliated. It won't, however, help resolve the problem.
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My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy ? H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P : Your Wife ? H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only. P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? H : My Wife, because she doesn't work. P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast? H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast. P : How do your kids go to school? H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work. P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do ? H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work. P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do ? H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works. P : What does your wife do then ? H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed. Whom do you think works more, from the story above ??? The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK' ??!! Yes, Being Homemakers do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important! Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. All about a WOMAN .... * When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. * When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted. * When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted... Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!
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Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. "A football player." "A doctor." "An astronaut." "The president." "A fireman." "A teacher." "A race car driver." Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "Possible" Little Johnny replied. "Possible?" asked the teacher. "Yes," Little Johnny said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."
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George went over to his fiancee's house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, "How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?" "Not on her best days, she can't match your everyday cooking." "Does she buy you gifts like I do, the electronic toys that please men so much.?" "She can't buy me anything. She has no job and no money." "Then she must be beautiful and hotter! Is she that much better than me?" "No, you are fantastic." "Then what can this woman possibly do better than me that you want to marry her?" "She can sue me for child support."
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A travelling salesman's car breaks down on a deserted road, and he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer, being a kindly soul, says to the man that he can spend the night and they'll sort his car out in the morning. "There's only one small problem," says the farmer, "We don't have much room, so y'all will have to either sleep on the couch, or share the spare bedroom with Baby." Thoughts of middle-of-the-night crying, early-morning nappy changing and all those other unpleasant things that come with sharing a room with a strange baby spring to mind, so the salesman agrees to sleep on the couch. The next morning, he walks into the kitchen in the hopes of scoring some breakfast, and he sees this absolutely stunning, hot blonde busy making coffee. She turns around when he walks in and coos, "Hi, I'm Baby, who are you?" He replies, "I'm the stupid salesman who just spent the whole of last night alone on the couch!!"
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
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मर जाने के लिए, थोडा सा 'ज़हर' ही काफी है, दोस्तों, मगर, जिंदा रहने के लिए काफी ज़हर पीना पड़ता है ।।
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तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें..... इन्सानों को पहचानने की...! यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से .... सब बदलते नकाब हैं...!
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जब भी रब दुनिया की किस्मत में चमत्कार लिखता है. मेरे नसीब में थोड़ा और इंतज़ार लिखता है..!!!
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ਸੱਜਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਉਡੀਕਾਂ ਕਰੀਏ ਅਸੀ ਰਾਹਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਖੜ ਕੇ ਸੁੱਟੀਆਂ ਫੂਕ ਕਿਤਾਬਾਂ ਦੇਬੀ ਅਸੀ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਕਾਇਦਾ ਪੜ ਕੇ...
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Na Sangharsh Na Taqlif To Kya Maza Hai Jeene Mein Bade Bade Tufaan Tham Jate Hain Jab aag lagi ho seene mein...
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बहुत अजीब हैं ये बंदिशें मोहब्बत की; कोई किसी को टूट कर चाहता है; और कोई किसी को चाह कर टूट जाता है!
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Always keep a few debts pending, if you have no one else to cry at your funeral, at least the creditors will... - :Madhur!
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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice... "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know its the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart etc. etc...." Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!" Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer!
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George Washington and his Father! Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Joey: Because George still had the axe in his hand!
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An Italian girl! A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. "Thank you, honey," she says. "What would you like me to bring back for you?" He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!" When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good," she replies."And what happened to my present?" "Which present?" she says. "The one I asked for—an Italian girl!" "Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl."
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कभी साथ देने क वादे, कभी भूल जाने की क़स्में, मुझे आज तक पता ना चला कि तू मजबूर है या मगरूर...!
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13 Things to Remember All the Time.. 1- No one can ruin your day without your permission. 2- Most of the people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3- Other can stop you temporarily but YOU can do it permanently. 4- Success stops when you do. 5- You will never have it all together. 6- Life is journey not a destination. Enjoy the trip. 7- The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 8- If you don't start, it is certain you won't reach. 9- He or She whoever laughs , lasts. 10- Life is what is coming, not what was. 11- Success is getting up one more time 12- When things go wrong, don't go with them. 13- Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
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एक पल में जो आ कर गुजर जाए यह हवा का वोह झोका है ..और कुछ नहीं प्यार कहती है दुनिया जिसे , एक रंगीन धोखा है .. और कुछ नहीं ..
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अगर फेसबुकपर लड़कियों के नाम से बने सभी प्रोफाइल को सही मान लिया जाए तो दुनिया में लड़कियों की आबादी लड़कों से बीस गुणा ज़्यादा ह!
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love Tip.....अगर आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड सिन्धी है तो उससे कुछ पैसे उधार ले लें। कभी छोड़कर नहीं जाएगी।...
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गम में भी पूरा गम नहीं मिलता अपनों की वजह से , खुशी में भी पूरी खुशी नहीं मिलती बिछडों की वजह से .....
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There's nothing wrong with making a mistake, what's wrong is not taking the effort to make it right!
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Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how u feel and misinterpret wht oder ppl mean..!!!
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Hum Jaa Rahe Hain Wahan Jahan Dil Ki Ho Qadar... Bethe Raho Tum Apni Adaaen Sambhaal Ker.. - :Shiri!!
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Ladki ko Line or Kútte ko Pathar... soch samjh k marna chaiye... Warna dono peeche pade,to peecha nahi chorhte!
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I was drinking in town last week, so I took a Bus home. It might not sound a big deal to you, but I've never driven a Bus before!
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Being nice to someone you don't like doesn't mean you’re fake, it means you're mature enough to tolerate your dislike for them!
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Society before self. Its the most selfish thinking one can have. So be selfish nd serve the society, u'll be served automatically.
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India has a good chance of becoming a developed economy than me finding a pretty girl who loves me!
Monday, August 18, 2014
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वक़्त के एक पन्ने पर जो आदमी तुम्हे देवता दिखाई देगा; अगले पन्ने पर वही दोषी भी दिखेगा; यही आज का सत्य है..
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कितना अच्छा होता.... अगर हर दिन की समाप्ति पर,,,, जिंदगी पूछती...! Save changes...?? Yes/No.....
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ये सर्फ एक्सेल के 'दाग अच्छे है' विज्ञापन फ़र्जी है। अगर असलियत मे बच्चे कपड़े इस प्रकार गंदे करके लाए तो कपड़ो से पहले उनकी धुलाई होती है।
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Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that made you strong; whenever you start to doubt yourself. Remember those who believe in you..!! - :Irshad!!
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एक अजीब सा मंजर नज़र आता है; हर एक आँसूं समंदर नज़र आता है; कहाँ रखूं मैं शीशे सा दिल अपना; हर किसी के हाथ मैं पत्थर नज़र आता है.....iii - :Madhur!
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New day new blessing. Dont let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, becoz each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness.....
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She : Pura dimag ka dahi ho gaya hai. . . . . . . . . . ,Me : Khatta ya metha ? *Blocked instantly* . iss baar meri kya galti thi.
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क्या अजीब सबूत माँगा है उसने मेरी मोहब्बत का, मुझे भूल जाओ तो मानू की तुम्हे मुझसे मोहब्बत है..
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If u spend 2 much time holding on to the 1 who treats u like an option, u'll miss ur chance to find the one who treats u like a priority...
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Kuch waqt ki rawani ne hame yun badal diya, Wafaa-en ab bhi baqi hai mohabbat chorh di hum ne ...
Sunday, August 17, 2014
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"इतना, आसान हूँ कि हर किसी को समझ आ जाता हूँ , शायद तुमने ही .. पन्ने छोड़ छोड़ कर पढ़ा है मुझे …!!"
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Irritate me once, we are cool. Irritate me twice, we are still cool. Keep on irritating me, you must be a WhatsApp group!
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दो पल की जिंदगी है, इसे दो ही असूलों पर गुजार दो। रहो तो फूलों की तरह वर्ना .. बिखरो तो खुशबु की तरह!
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हमारी काबिलियत का अंदाज़ा तुम क्या लगाओगे गालिब, के हम तो कब्रीस्तान से भी गुज़रते है तो मुर्दे उठ कर कहते है "भाई एक-एक बियर हो जाये।" - :Madhur!
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Life goes on. With or without someone. But if you find someone who wish to live it with you, this journey just becomes beautiful!
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Kitni be- dard hai ae gardish-e duniya tu bhi, Kaisa murjha gaya woh phool sa hansta chehra ....
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Most people remain quiet even when they really want to say something in order to avoid an argument with someone they care about!
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Nahi karenge TuM se koi gila HuM aaj k Baad....kabhi bhi..... jaB 'Khuda" Raazi Huaa To TuM To kYa Har cheez ko... Mera Hona padega.. .
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Honestly, I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad in me and still wants me!
Saturday, August 16, 2014
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ये दुनीया भी कितनी निराली हे .. कभी छोटी सी चोट लगने पे रोते थे, आज दिल टूट जाने पर भी संभल जाते हें!
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बरबाद कर देती है मोहब्बत हर मोहब्बत करने वाले को, क्यू कि इश्क़ हार नही मानता और दिल बात नही मानता....
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वो पानी का एक कतरा है जो आसू से बह जाये....आसू तो वो है जो तड़प के आँखों में ही रह जाये...!!!
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कारवां-ए-ज़िन्दगी हसरतों के सिवा कुछ भी नहीं.. ये किया नहीं, वो हुआ नहीं, ये मिला नहीं, वो रहा नहीं !! - :Shiri!
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किसी की मजबूरियाँ पे न हँसिये , कोई मजबूरियाँ ख़रीद कर नहीं लाता । . . कोई घरवालो के दबाव में भी शादी करता है!
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जब आपका शादीशुदा दोस्त कहे की सोच के बताऊंगा----- उसका सीधा सीधा मतलब होता है कि बीवी से पूछ के बताऊंगा!
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सस्ता सा कोई इलाज़ बता दो इस मोह्ब्बत का ..! "एक गरीब इश्क़ कर बैठा है इस महंगाई के दौर मैं''....!
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We are born in one day. We die in one day. We can change in one day. And we can fall in love in one day. Anything can happen in just one day!
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तुम बहुत सुन्दर लग रही हो ..i love you darling.. " परिवार की शांति के लिए बोले जाने वाले इस झूठ का पाप नही लगता-
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The best gift to give to your friend on birthday is to fight one week before the birthday,so that you don't have to give a gift!
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Do you ever sit and realize there's too much of a problem in life that you need to take a break from just by not caring too much!
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If you go out somewhere and come back home with phone battery not dying then either you had a good time or that place didn't get signals!
Friday, August 15, 2014
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ये क्या सोचेंगे.. वो क्या सोचेंगे.. दुनिया क्या सोचेगी.. इससे ऊपर उठ कर कोई सोच ले तो ज़िन्दगी सकुन का दूसरा नाम हो जाए!
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ग़म-ए-दिल,दिल से जायेगा, मगर आहिस्ता- आहिस्ता... तेरे बगैर जीना तो आएगा, मगर आहिस्ता-आहिस्ता...
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ये हुस्न,ये शबाब हो जाएगा फ़ना गुज़रते वक्त के साथ...! . . छोड़ जिस्म की बन्दिगी, गौर कर रूह की सजावट पर...!!
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मैं तेरा आशिक हूँ, तुमने मुझे न चाहा न सही, पर मुझको तुमने पहचान लिया, मेरे लिए इतना ही सही !!
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Waqt Ka Taakaza kaho Yaa Kaho Isse Koi Khel Haathon Ke lakeeron Ka Aaj Jaam Haath mein Hai!!!! Bas pee lene Do, Main kal Sudhar Jaaunga - :Shiri!
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My talents include to trust and fall in love with the people that will never love me back!
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कभी कभी आप अपनी जिंदगी से निराश ओर परेशान हो जाते हैं, जबकि दुनिया में उसी समय कुछ लोग आपकी जैसी जिंदगी जीने का सपना देख रहे होते हैं।
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औरों के लिए जीते थे, किसी को कोई शिकायत न थी। अपने लिए जीने का क्या सोचा, सारा ज़माना दुश्मन हो गया...
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नफरत बुरी है, न पालो इसे; दिलों में ख़ालिश है, निकालो इसे; न तेरा, न मेरा, न इसका, न उसका; ये सबका वतन है, संभालो इसे!
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The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you!
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अगर आप शादी-शुदा हैं तो कृपया इस पर ध्यान ना दें: . . . . . . बाकी सब को . . . . . आज़ादी दिवस मुबारक़।
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If you think finding true love is difficult, try finding a gazetted officer to attest your documents one day before an exam!
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Aur Desh Azad Ho Gya; Itna Asan Toh Nhi Tha; Na Jane Kitne Balidan Hue; Azadi Pane Me Bahut Kuch Kho Gya; Aur Desh Azad Ho Gya.. Sabhi Swatantarta Sainanio Ko Shardhanjali Aur Aap Sab Ko Shubhkamnaein; Jai Bharat..
Thursday, August 14, 2014
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न्यूटन का गति का चौथा नियम यदि किसी व्यक्ति के पीछे भौंकता हुआ कुत्ता दौड़ा दिया जाये तो उस आदमी की गति में अचानक तीव्र वृद्दि होती है!
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निम्न लिखित बिमारीयां इसने बोला उसने बोला क्यों बोला कैसे बोला कहाँ बोला कब बोला तू बोला वो बोला मैने बोला EBOLA से भी ज़्यादा ख़तरनाक हैं।
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सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूँ मरने से पहले, ऐसी मेरी नीयत है; मौत से पहले तू भी बता दे ज़िंदगी, तेरी क्या कीमत है।
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""ऐसा क्यों होता है कि जब बारिश होती है तो......कार वाले कार इतनी तेज क्यों चलाने लगते हैं""
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Sochta Hu Dhokhe Se Zehar De Du...!! Sabhi KHwahishon KO Daawat Pe Bula Kar...!! - :Irshad!
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One day you will find someone who will show you why it never worked out with someone else!
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Wallah..!! Kya Kashish Thi K Mat Poochiye Janaab...!! . Mujh Se Yeh Dil Ladd Pada.. Mujhe Wo Chahiye Bass...!!!
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Interviewer: So tell me something about yourself? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe ghoomne wali chair pe round-round ghoomne mein bada maza aata hai * Gets kicked out *
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
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जिन्दगी में सज्जनतापूर्वक सफलता पाने के दो मन्त्र~....किसी से वादा करें तो उसे पूरा करें ......कभी किसी से कोई वादा न करें!
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फ़रिश्ते ही होंगे जिनका हुआ “इश्क” मुकम्मल, इंसानों को तो हमने सिर्फ बर्बाद होते देखा है….
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इनकम टैक्स का रिफंड लेना था फिर सोचा जंगल जा कर शेर के मुँह से निवाला ही निकाल लूँ, वह ज़्यादा आसान होगा!
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ना बादशाह हूँ मै दिलों का, ना शायर हूँ मै लफ़्ज़ों का .. .. बस जुबां साथ देती है, मै बातें दिल से करता हूँ !!
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""दिन रात मेहनत कर के जिंदगी का सलीका सिखाया जिन्होने.........ये कहकर पीछा छुङा लिया कि वो बूढे अब मेरे किसी काम के नही""
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प्लेटफार्म पर ढेर सारा सामान लिए खड़ी एक औरत से कुली ने पूछा , मैडम कुली चाहिए ? औरत ने बड़ी विनम्रता के साथ जबाब दिया, नहीं भैया मेरे पति मेरे साथ हैं...
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जिंदगी जख्मो से भरी हैं वक़्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो , हारना तो मौत के सामने हे फिलहाल जिंदगी से जीतना सीख लो...
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उसने हमे एक और दर्द दिया तो हमें याद आया..... के दुआओं में हमने ही तो उसके सारे दर्द मांगे थे...
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घरेलु upchaar (आज का ज्ञान) ............. अच्छा लगे तो औरों को भी लाभान्वित करें ~ 1. अगर आपको कुत्ता काट ले तो आप उसे काट लें, हिसाब बराबर.... 2. दूध फट जाए तो सफ़ेद धागे से सील लें, किसी को पता नहीं चलेगा .... 3. अगर आप के बाल गिरते हों तो मुंडन करवा लें, फिर नहीं गिरेंगे..... 4. अगर आप के दांत में कीड़ा लग जाए तो एक दो हफ्ते तक कुछ खाएं पीयें नहीं, कीड़ा अंदर ही भूखा मर जाएगा ... 5. अगर गले में दर्द हो तो किसी से गला दबवा लें, फिर कभी दर्द नहीं होगा.... 6. अगर आप को रात मैं नींद नहीं आती तो दिन मैं सो जाएँ .... 7. अगर आप के हाथ मैं बहुत दर्द है तो एक मज़बूत हथौड़ी लें और ज़ोर से पाँव पे मारें, यक़ीन करें आप हाथ का दर्द भूल जायेंगे .... Gharelu upchaar से फायदा हो तो दुआओं में याद रखना .... वर्ना खुश तो मैं वैसे भी हूँ!
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye, To Mang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye. - :Madhur!
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You gotta look for the good in the bad, the happy in your sad, the gain in your pain, and what makes you grateful not hateful!
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
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Funniest msg of 2014: Why Bums are split vertically? Coz if they were split horizontaly, they would clap when you run down the stairs! Stop imagining...:p - :Madhur!
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There will be haters, there will be doubters, there will be non-believers, and then there will be you, proving them wrong!
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A single word spoken at the time of anger is more poisonous, which makes us forget the hundred loveable conversation within a minute!
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Me : Hey what's your name? She : Prakriti Me : I need something She : What? Me : Prakriti ka sparsh. *Chattttack*
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उसे रोकता भी तो किस तरह, के वो शख़्स इतना अजीब था... कभी तड़प उठा मेरी आह से, कभी अश्क़ से न पिघल सका...
Monday, August 11, 2014
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Hrithik entered a dark room. Hrithik scared. Hrithik turned on the lights. Hrithik Roshan!
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keep your room windows covered with curtains; apka pyar andha ho skta hai; hmara staff nhi ~ hotel malik ki kalam se..
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Aankhein band karke chale hain kisi ke sang... Jaan chali jaati hai, aitbaar nahi jaata hai... - :Sangharsh!!
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If you love a person, don't give up. Just wait for that person. And if that person won't love you back, wait until your heart VOLUNTARILY QUITS.. - :Irshad!
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कभी मिल सको तो इन पंछियो की तरह बेवजह मिलना ए दोस्तों... वजह से मिलने वाले तो न जाने हर रोज़ कितने मिलते है .....!!
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The best quote isn't having the most beautiful or the longest words, but the one that matches our feelings when we read it..!!
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Dillagi me ek waqt aisa bhi aata hai galib, Ke raat chali jati hai, ......... Andhera nahi jata ....
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क्या करोगे इतना पैसा कमा कर ना कफन मे जेब है ना कब्र मे अलमारी और साले ये मौत के फ़रिश्ते तो रिश्वत भी नही लेते...
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“ना रख उम्मीद-ए-वफ़ा किसी परिंदे से … जब पर निकल आते हैं … तो अपने भी आशियाना भूल जाते हैं…”
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जिंदगी तो उसकी है जिसकी मौत पे जमाना अफसोस करे, वरना जनम तो हर किसी का मरने के लिए ही होता है...।।।
Sunday, August 10, 2014
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Aisi bewafaai ki ussne , mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi…. apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne, ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi… - :Madhur!
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अब अपने ज़ख़्म दिखाऊँ किसे, और किसे नहीं.... बेगाने समझते नहीं, और अपनो को दिखते नहीं....!!!
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I thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane!
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The day is not far when kids will ask us "How did you used to survive with a 10 GB data pack?"
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Don't get upset if someone doesn't text you back. Most people only check their phones every 5 seconds, everyday, all day long!
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में अमन पसंद हूँ ,मेरे शहर में दंगा रहने दो... लाल और हरे में मत बांटो ,मेरी छत पर तिरंगा रहने दो.... !!
Saturday, August 9, 2014
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"मैं खुल के हँस तो रहा हूँ फ़क़ीर होते हुए ! वो मुस्कुरा भी न पाया अमीर होते हुए".. - :Madhur!
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चंद फासला जरूर रखिए हर रिश्ते के दरमियान... कयोकि बदलने वाले अक्सर बेहद अजीज ही हुआ करते हैं.....!!
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Teri muskurahat kheench laati hai hume teri galiyon me, Warna faqat pura shehar baqi hai aawaargi ke liye .
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Har Kinare Ko Kinara Na Samjho Har Sathi Ko Apna Sahara Na Samjho, Nazar Ka Farak Hota Hai Doston Har Nazar Ko Pyar Ka Ishara Na Samjho..!
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Whatsapp पर सबके DP तिरंगे हैं, ध्यान रखें अगर गलती से गर्लफ्रेंड वाला मैसेज बीवी को चला गया तो आप पंद्रह अगस्त से पहले ही आज़ाद हो जायेंगे।
Friday, August 8, 2014
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मै -"नेता चोर है,पुलिस खराब है,अधिकारी काम नही करते,लोगो को सुधरना होगा,आखिर कब बदलेगें हम?" दोस्त- साले साऊथ इंडियन फिल्मे देखना छोड़ दे..
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एक आदमी को रास्ते में पत्थर मिला जिस पर लिखा था-इसे पलट दो,कुछ बन जाओगे.उसने पलट दिया,दूसरी तरफ लिखा था-मुबारक हो आप उल्लू बन गए!
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Tadap Ke Dekho Kisi Ki Chahat Mein Toh Pata Chale Intezaar Kya Hota H Yu Mil Jaye Agr Koi Bina Tadape To Kaise Pata Chale Ke Pyar kya hota H - :Madhur!!
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लिखना तो ये था कि खुश हूँ तेरे बगैर भी.. पर कलम से पहले आँसू कागज़ पर गिर गया... - :Madhur!
Thursday, August 7, 2014
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तीन पत्ती में... तीन रानी मिलकर भी तीनबादशाहों को हरा नहीं सकती... और मेरे जिन्दगी में एक बेगम ने ही मुजे जित लिया........ - :Madhur!!
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कुछ मोहब्बत का नशा था पहले हमको, लेकिन जब दिल टुटा तो नशे से मोहब्बत हो गयी ...... - :Madhur!!
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'रिश्ते' ओर 'रास्ते' के बीच एक अजीब रिश्ता होता है.... कभी रिश्तों से रास्ते मिल जाते है, और कभी रास्तो मे रिश्ते बन जाते है......!! - :Madhur!!
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वो मेरी किस्मत में नहीं सुना है लोगो से, फिर सोचता हु किस्मत खुदा लिखता है लोग नहीं.... - :Madhur!!
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This sunday "Friendship Day" Next sunday "Rakhi".. Is sunday aap ladki ke peeche, next sunday ladki aapke peeche.. - :Irshad!!
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Dil ke zazbaaton ko samjho hamare...lafzon se sab bayan nahin hote.aankhon ki bhi ek zubaan hoti hai. - :Shiri!!
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"जब मोहब्बत बेहिसाब की तो ज़ख्मो का हिसाब क्या करना।" अक्ल कहती है की मारा जाएगा, इश्क कहता है की देखा जाएगा... - :Shiri!!
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सीख रहा हूं अब मैं भी इंसानों को पढने का हुनर सुना है चेहरे पे किताबों से ज्यादा लिखा होता है! - :Madhur!
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You can't build a relationship on promises. You build it with love, determination, and trust!
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Zakham..Khareed Laya Ho'on Baazar-E-Dard se... Yaaro... Dil Zidd kar Raha tha Mujhe Mohabbat Chahiye...!!
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मेरी आँखों के जादू से तुम अभी वाकिफ़ नही हो, हम उसे भी जीना सिखा देते है, जिसे मरने का शौक हो ...!!
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Hai Aarzoo Ke Ek Raat Tum Aao Mere Khwaab Mein.... Bas Dua Hai Ke Us Raat Ki Kabhi Subah Naa Ho...!!!
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अरे जनाब, मत पूछिये हद हमारी गुस्ताखियो की ! हम आइना जमीं पर रख आसमां कुचल दिया करते हैं !!
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
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यारा मेरे जीने के लिये तेरा अरमान ही काफी है , दिल की कलम से लिखी ये दास्तान ही काफी है ......
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Bas iss aas mein jee rahe ki teri arzoo na mit jaaye kahin bahut dino se dil udaas nahin - :Shiri!!
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Apni Pehchaan Tumhein Batayein Kaise, Tumhari Pehchaan Tumse Jatayein Kaise, Ek Baar Puch Ke Toh Dekha Hota, Sochna Kya Tha Tumhe Aazmaien Kaise. - :Shiri!!
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कैसी अजब पेहचान बनाइ है तुने मेरी जान .. .. नाम तेरा आए, तो लोग याद मुजे करते हे !! - :Madhur!!
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लाख मशहूर होगे किस्से मेरी ऐयाशी के , पर जबसे तूने छुआ मैंने किसी को नहीं छुआ... - :Madhur!!
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Humain Ehbaab Ki Lambi Qataar'on Se Nahi Matlab, Ho Koi Dil Se Hamara Tu Bas Ek Shakhs Hi Kafi Hai... - :Shiri!!
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Haan Main Janta Houn Yeh Shehar Yeh Raste mere Nahi...!!! Phir Bhi Meri In Aankho Se Intezaar Ki Aadat Nahi Jaati. - :Shiri!!
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Tanhai se ghabra ke mahfilon me gaye Hamse bhi jyada tanha nikle jitne bhi dilon me gaye - :Shiri!!
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Dekh Ke Dunya Ko Main Bhi Badloon Ga Ab Apna Mizaaj_E_Zindagi Raabta Sub Se Hoga Lekin Waasta Kisi Se Nahin - :Shiri!!
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Dil par naam tera aankhon mein teri aas rakhenge; Labon par bas tera hi naam hoga, Dhoond lena humein hum us paar milenge - :Sangarsh!!
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इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर " ऐ बेखबर" शहर में तेरे जीत से ज्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के हे....।। - :Madhur!
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Cinema halls be like : Now we are going to start our movie right after these 37 ads from our sponsrs, keep waiting!
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Ek Mehboob La Parwah... Ek Muhabbat Be-panah... Dono Kafi Hai Sakoon Barbaad Karne K Liye !
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You know that you are forever alone if you always go to a theatre to watch some movie only!
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Humne uske baad na rakhkhi kisi se mohabbat ki aas.......... Ek shakhs hi kafi tha jo sab kuch sikha gya......
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
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1990 में गाँव में पक्के मकान वाला सरपंच बन जाता था, अब सरपंच बनने .वाले का मकान पक्का बन जाता है!
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टीवी पर एक भी ढंग का शो नहीं आता, लेकिन रिमोट पर बटन इतने दे रखे हैं की बंदा एयरोप्लेन उड़ा ले।
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Bharat Heavy Electricals Ltd to open it's branch in China. It will be called as Chinese BHEL!
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तन्हा ज़िन्दगी का भी अपना ही मज़ा है...... ना किसी के आने की ख़ुशी..... ना किसी के जाने का ग़म.........!!!!
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दुनियादारी सिखा देती हैं मक्कारियां......! वर्ना पैदा तो हर कोई साफ़ दिल ही होता है....... !!
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*Falls sick, gets a text from her 'Get well soon' * * Replies 'But I don't need well I have municipality water connection' * Natija toh pta hi hoga..
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तेरे डिब्बे की वो दो रोटिया कही भी बिकती नहीं....... माँ ,होटल के खाने से आज भी भूख मिटती नहीं..... - :Madhur!
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Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings. Pizza is beautiful!
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हुनर तो सब में होता है .... बस फर्क इतना है .... किसी का छिप जाता है ... किसी का छप जाता है....!!!!!
Monday, August 4, 2014
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Kishore Da's bday; which is your fav. song of him? I like these two: 1. Mere mehboob qayamat hogi.. 2. Tum bin jaoon kahaan..
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful that you have a glass and there's something in it!
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Just let go. Let go of how you thought your life should be, and embrace the life that is trying to work its way into your consciousness!
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else!
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मुझे गँवारा नहीं हैं ....उधार की खुशियाँ.... मैं अपने ग़मों में रहता हूँ.... नवाबों की तरह umr jalwon mein basar ho yeh zarori to nahi her shab e gham ki sahr ho yeh zarori to nahi neend to dard ke bistar pe bhi aa sakti hai unki aaghosh mein sir ho yeh zarori to nahi aag ko khail patangon ne samajh rakh hai sub ko anjaam ka dar ho yeh zarori to nahi shaikh karta hai jo masjid mein khuda ko sajde iske sajdoon mein asar ho yeh zarori to nahi sub ki saqi pe nazar ho yeh zarori hai magar sub pe saqi ki nazar ho yeh zarori to nahi koi dil mein liyeh armaan chala jata hai koi khoye hoay ausan chala jata hai husn walo se yeh kehdo ke na nikle bahir dekhne walo ka eeman chala jata hai bholi surat hai baatein hein bholi mou mein kuch hai magar dil mein kuch hai laakh chehra saheeh chaand jaisa dil ke taalon se Allah bachae +----------+ Humari hansi ab na jane kyun humko gawara nahi, Apne hi dard me hansu itna bhi mai aawara nahi. +----------+ Zindagi mujh se kehti hai har dam udaas mat rahiye, Main kehta hoon mujhe ek wajah to de hasne ke liye. +----------+ Zindagi tera koi ahsaan nahi hai mujh pe Maine duniya mein her ek saans ki qeemat di hai +----------+ Hume kya maloom the ke aise bhi zamane aayenge Log karenge katal humara aur hum kaatil kehlayenge +----------+ Aye khuda agar yeh sach hai ke pyar me tera wajood nazar aata hai, Toh phir kyun toot jaate hai dil aur khud tera wajood bikhar jata hai!! +----------+ Sabak wafa ka jise yaad hoga, mohabbat mein wahi barbaad hoga Suna hai Ishq karne wala ab wafa ki shart se aazaad hoga +----------+ Abhi is taraf na nigah kar, main gazal ki palkein sawar loon Mera lafz lafz ho aaina, tujhe aaine mein utar loon +----------+ Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh, Yeh aankhen aaj nam kyon hai. Tujhe kabhi paaya hi na tha, To aaj khone ka ghum kyon hai +----------+ Maine jab bhi dil ki shama jalai hai,koi aandhi jaroor aayi hai Amanat samjha hai har gham aur haste haste nazar milai hai +----------+ Kuch aaj waqt ka takaza hai,Dil me zakhm abi taaza taaza hai Gir padte hain aansu mere kagaz par,Lagta hai Kalam mein Syaahi kam or dard jyaada hai +----------+ Koshish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki,Chahat Ko To Zaroorat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota, Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki +----------+ Kuch iss kadar meri shaksiyat mein shaamil hai tu, Teri yaad na aye iss waaste kudh ko bhulaye baithe hain +----------+ Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage - :Shiri!!
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There comes a point when you have to realize that you'll never be good enough for some people. The question is, is that your problem or theirs?
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