Tuesday, September 30, 2014

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When Indore people go outdore, they still remain in indore; okbye..

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Why try and be fake when being real takes less effort?

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Dil mera puchda e ajjkall swal tere..

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संसार में सम्माननीय लोगो के नाम के पीछे जी लगाया जाता हैं "जीजाजी" ही एक ऐसे महान व्यक्ति हैं जिनके आगे और पिछे जी लगाते हैं

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People should be BLESSED in life with friends who are both "Mirrors and Shadows"! Mirrors don't lie and shadows never leave.. - :Madhur!

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लड़कियों की प्रॉब्लम- Simple लड़के पसंद नहीं, Modern लड़के Sincere नहीं, रणबीर कपूर मिलता नहीं और मैं इन चक्करों में पड़ता नहीं...!!!

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Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes an "Atmosphere" in Disco!

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Whats app पर अब काम वाली बाईयों ने भी अपना ग्रुप बना लिया हैं और वे ग्रुप एडमिनिस्ट्रेटर बन कर रौब झाड रही हैं !

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"कडकड़ा कर तमाम बिजलियाँ हम पर ही आ गिरी जब हमने दुआ में हाथ उठाया आसमान की ओर "

Monday, September 29, 2014

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हमसफर यूँ अब मेरी मुश्किल हुई ~~ राह जब आसां हुई, मुश्किल हुई... हम तो मुश्किल में सुकूं से जी लिए ~~ मुश्किलों को पर बड़ी मुश्किल हुई...

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To err is human; To tarr is frog..

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Kitni dikash hai nigah uski; Na lagi ankh jab se hui chah uski..

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True lines~ Don't be disappointed if the person U luv doesn't luv U Coz God had said "this is my world,even I couldn't make my every creation luv me." - :Madhur!

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सब कुछ हासिल नहीं होता है जिंदगी में ... किसी का "काश" और किसी का "अगर" रह ही जाता है।

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उन की पलकों पर सितारे अपने होंटों पे हँसी ~~ किस्सा-ए-गम कहते कहते हम कहाँ तक आ गए…

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We are destined to meet each other in the same way your Pinky toe and Furniture in the dark are!

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मैंने तुमसे कुछ उम्मीदें पाल रखी हैं ~~ और नहीं तो थोड़ा सा मुस्कराया कर…

Sunday, September 28, 2014

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Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who'll realize it when they've lost you!

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Ab Police thaane jaana nahi padega kyunki Aunty Police bula legi; okbye..

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Stress: the fastest growing religion ever!

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We all see light in everybody else's tunnels but not in our own!

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The difference between earning a good living and living a good life, is enjoying what you do!

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" पढ़ते थे टाट-पट्टियों पे जब बैठकर तब तक धरती की गंध से लगाव था नानी और दादी की कहानी जब सुनते थे समझो कि हमें सत्संग से लगाव था "

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The people who make their dreams come true are the one's that find a way over the wall!

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Ek garib ladke ko chirag mila. Usne Uthaya aur Ragad Diya. Zordar Dhamaka Hua. Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Pas ke 40 bhi gaye. "Alladin ka Zamana gaya.. Lawaris chezo se door raho "kuch cheezein aladdin ki nahi Mujahideen ki bhi hoti hain' – Mumbai Police - :Madhur!

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बेहतर दिनो की आस लगते हुए हबीब हम बेहतरीन दिन भी गंवाते चले गए

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वो जो आँखों को सुकून देती थी…. कुछ रोज़ हुए हैं वो दिल को दर्द देती है…

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A great attitude becomes a great mood which becomes a great day which becomes a great year which becomes a GREAT LIFE...

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Sari family de kapde aa jande jinne di teri jean kudiye..

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Zidddddddi; ziddi ziddi ziddi arman..

Long Live Revolution; Inqalab Zindabad..


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iPhone 6 का तो पता नहीं पर इंसान के लिए आज भी सबसे महंगी चीज रोटी ही है

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जी भर कर बदनाम हो गये हम ... चलो जवानी का हक़ तो अदा हो गया

Saturday, September 27, 2014

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I took the Dove vs. Milk challenge and realised you can't drink Dove!

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Jab mujhse Mohabat hi nahi tohrokte kyu hoTanhayi mein mere baare meinsochte kyu hoJab manjile hi juda h toh jane domujheLot ke kab aaoge ye puchte kyunho….Zakhm laga kar mere Dil pe badisadagi seMere zakhmi Dil ka haal puchtekyun ho….Thukra kar meri Mohabbat ko estarah……..Palat palat kar Pyar se dekhtekyun ho……. - :Madhur!

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'चेहरे'..."अजनबी" हो जाये तो कोई बात नही लेकिन, 'रवैये'.. "अजनबी" हो जाये तो बड़ी तकलीफ देते हैं..!!!

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पप्पू Law of gravity सूनाओ सर बस last का जरा सा आता है सूनाओ ....And this is called law of gravity!

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वो क़त्ल भी कर दें तो ये आदत हुई हम आह भी भर लें तो गुनाहगार हो गए

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Pasand aata hun , pahunch me nahi. ~ IPhone!

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क्या आप जानते हैं कि तारक मेहता का उल्टा चश्मा में गोकुल धाम सोसायटी की सभी औरतें हमेशा खुश क्यों रहती हैं क्योंकि वहां एक भी सास नहीं है

Friday, September 26, 2014

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Anticipate the good so that you may enjoy it. ~ African Proverb!

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"Satisfy the person who expect a smile frm U.. And Surprise the person who never expected anything frm U" - :Madhur!

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If music is an escape, I am taking you along!

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No matter how many movies Leonardo Dicaprio act in, In India, he will always remain "Titanic wala hero"!

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Teri Dastan-E-Hayaat Ko Likhon Kis Ghazal Ke Naam Se, Teri Shokhiyan Bhi Ajeeb, Teri Sadgi Bhi Kamal!

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Kuch log janam se pehle hi famous ho jaate hain. Jaise ki Prince Geroge, iPhone 6, etc...

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What do you mean people are much more than a Facebook Profile?

Thursday, September 25, 2014

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Hum hi qatil hai; hum hi sipahi hai!

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Its funny how often people describe themselves when referring to others!

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College ki har ladki phool hai, usey chahana ek bhool hai, jo uski soch mein gul hai, samajho uske A.T.K.T ke chances full h. - :Madhur!

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Son to Dad : पापा, में इतना बड़ा कब होऊंगा की में मम्मी से बिना पूछे बहार जा सकु? पापा: बेटा अभी इतना बड़ा तो में भी नहीं हुआ!!!

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अगर आज किसी राधा को कृष्णा नहीं मिल रहा हो तो बता दू; . . . बचपन में मम्मी मुझे प्यार से कान्हा ही कहती थी।।

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और भी गम है जमाने मे इक मौहब्बत के सिवा ।।

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"थक गया है मेरा वजूद तुझे याद करते करते कभी रोता हू ,कभी हस के खुद कोे बहला लेता हू"

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कैसी तेरी खुदगर्जी ना धूप चुने ना छाँव ।।

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Maturity is when you learn not to broadcast your emotions for sympathy!

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No matter how much you know they love you, you'll have doubt sometimes. Humans by nature tend to doubt good things!

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The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours......

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Mind: you should sleep now. Facebook: hahahahaha!

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

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"Being Happy is more important than being Rich" P.S. - dont try this Stunt in real Life !!

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कई जीत बाकीहैं।कई हार बाकीहैं।अभीतो जिंदगीका सार बाकीहै। हमेशा ऐसा सोचो,यहाँसे चलेहैं नयी मज़िल केलिए,येतो 1पन्ना था,अभीतो पुरी किताब बाकीहै!

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Impressive words: dont try and perfect urself for one person... But, Wait for the one who loves ur imperfection..! - :Madhur!

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Jin logon ki shadi me mangal ka problem aa raha hai, unke liye khushkhabri. Wo log ISRO ja kar apna mangal set karva sakte hain.!

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मंगल पर आखिकार अपना यान पहुँच ही गया.चलो अच्छा है अब मांगलिक लड़के लड़कियों की शादी में होने वाली रुकावटों के कारण का पता तो चल जायेगा

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Now waiting for parents to say... "Beta Mars pe chale jao, aajkal bohot scope hai"

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I wasn't searching, but I knew That all I wanted was in you!

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Explain your anger, don't express it!

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The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself!

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Truth is everyone is gonna hurt you even if you try your best to avoid them!

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The right person is going to find your weird habits absolutely adorable!

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

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You can do anything, but not everything!

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It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see!

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Silence is a profound melody, for those who can hear it above all the noise!

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Is everything as urgent as your stress implies?

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If you aren't confused, you aren't paying attention!

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Sometimes to make intilligent decisions you've got to work without your heart!

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Love is when you don't need special occasions to make each other feel special!

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Don't lose a diamond while chasing glitter!

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कुछ तो हिसाब करो हमसे... इतनी मोहब्बत उधार में कौन देता है...!!!

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"नही है हमारा हाल, कुछ तुम्हारे हाल से अलग, बस फ़र्क है इतना, कि तुम याद करते हो, और हम भूल नही पाते." - :Madhur!

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हमे समझने की नाकाम कोशिशे तुम किया न करो जब हम ही न जान सके खुद को तो तुम कैसे हमे जानोगी

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तू तो ख्वाब थी, हकीकत कभी हुई तो नहीं मैंने बस ख्वाब हारा है, तुझे पाने का हौसला तो नहीं

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डरपोक है वो लोग- जो online नहीं आतेे... साला जिगर चाहिए- टाइम बरबाद करने के लिए

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तुम कुछ कम खुबसूरत होती तो कुछ गम न था लेकिन भगवान अगर तुम्हे कुछ अक्ल भी दे देता तो क्या बिगड़ जाता

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दिल जब उदास होता है तो दिमाग साला काम करना ही बन्द कर देता हैं !!!

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Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow!

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It's sad when the person who gave you the best memories.... ends up a memory!

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Sometimes.. you just need a break. Alone. To figure everything out!

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Problems don't stop your path, they are your path!

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Life teaches you everything... problem is, you will remain a student whole life!

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Love is something best accomplished with every particle of your heart & soul. No conditions!

Monday, September 22, 2014

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Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had!

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Sometimes, the hardest advice to follow is your own!

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Win as if you are used to it and lose as if you enjoyed it for a change!

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Can't talk, Ego only!

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झुकाकर नजर अपनी, आपकी गली से गुजर जाते हैं, और आपके प्यार का गम लिए, अकेले में मुस्कराते हैं !

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har cheej alfazon mein kahi nahin jaati khamoshi ki bhi koi zubaan hoti hai - :Shiri!

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सच्चे दोस्त की पहचान तब होती है जब वो मुसीबत के वक़्त दोस्त के साथ कंधे से कंधे मिला के खड़ा रहे। जैसे~शादी में उपस्थित हो के।

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इन्सान के होते हुए इन्सान का यह हश्र देखा नहीं जाता है मगर देख रहा हूँ- जिगर मुरादाबादी!

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यहाँ वीरानियों की एक मुद्दत से हुकूमत है यहाँ से नफ़रतें गुज़री हैं बरबादी बताती है !

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समंदर का हुआ है दिल , धरती से वो मिल आये... न मुमकिन था आना, बहुत से मेघ भिजवाये...

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कहानी बनके जिये हैं वो दिल के आशियाने में, लगेंगी हमको भी सदियां उन्हें भुलाने में |

Sunday, September 21, 2014

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Share on your wall. Let your friends come to know about Read2smile. Stay blessed; Night!! Night!!

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Greed has no beginning and no end!

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"What time is it?.." "There's a clock right there" "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK IS?"

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Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart!

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Na ishq me hai na pyar me hai; jo dard somwar office jane ke khayal me hai..

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Try marte raho; phone aur dil kabhi bhi lag sakta hai; okbye..

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Those who look for the bad in others will surely find it!

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That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture!

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Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind!

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Divided by liquor brands, United by hangovers!

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Mareez e Ishq pe rehmat Khuda ki Marz barhta gya ju ju dawa ki - :Shiri!

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Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are!

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Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it!

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Teacher: "Why are you late to class?" Student: "You are lucky I came to school"

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I am not a photographer, But I can picture you and me together!

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Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don't work out!

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I just changed my Facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was 'Too weak'!

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Well done is better than well said!

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मुस्कुराने वाले इंतजार करे, जिंदगी तुम्हारी भी लेगी!

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हर तरफ ख़ामोशी का साया है, जिसे देखो वोही पराया है, गिर पड़ा हु मोहब्बत की चाहत में लोग कहते है की पीकर आया है |

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I wish google map can also tell the way to your heart!

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Night!! Night!!

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Dont ask someone if theyre telling the truth. A liar will just keeping lying and an honest person will be offended!

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"Okay everyone hold.... HOLD... we will slide down and all attack at once!" - Ice cubes in the bottom of a cup!

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Exercise can be just as powerful as anti- depressants when treating depression!

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I'm going to change my name to 'Benefits' so that when you add me on Facebook it will say, "You are now friends with benefits."

Saturday, September 20, 2014

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It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing!

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Watching a horror movie can burn up to 200 calories - The same as walking for half an hour!

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Search "241543903" in Google images, you'll find pictures of people with their heads in the freezer!

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Then: TV is an Idiot Box! Now: Who is sitting in front of TV is an Idiot!

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Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?

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Your dance moves might not be the best, but making a fool of yourself will always be more fun than sitting on the bench alone!

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Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever person!

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Never stay with anyone who puts you down. Everything they don't like, someone else will love!

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Hey Mother, Teresa koi aur kahan..

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When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but as soon as I'm busy, BAM... still nobody texts me!

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There are two ways of being rich: One is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have!

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too!

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How much stuff is hidden on a phone is directly proportional to how quickly the owner will snatch it back!

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Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power!

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RACISM: When the white iPhone costs more than the black!

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तू लख भूला के वेख ले, असी यारी फेर वी निभावांगे ! तू पानी पी पी वेख ले, असी हिचकी बण बण आवांगे ! - :Madhur!

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I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidently smile!

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जिंदगी तो सभी के लिए वही रंगीन किताब है, फर्क है तो बस इतना की कोई हर पन्ने को दिल से पढ़ रहा है, और कोई सिर्फ पन्ने पलट रहा है।

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किसी से प्रेम करने की कोई वजह नही होती, प्रेम तो सिर्फ प्रेम है और यदि वजह पता चल जाए तो वो प्रेम नही "पसंद"है !!

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कामयाब होने के लिए अच्छे मित्रो की आवश्यकता होती है, ज्यादा कामयाब होने के लिए अच्छे दुश्मनों की.....

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क्यूँ इंतज़ार रहता है तेरे लौट आने का ~~ तू तो गुजरा वक़्त है जो फिर आ नहीं सकता …

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कर्म तेरे अच्छे है तो किस्मत तेरी दासी है। नियत तेरी अच्छी है तो घर में मथुरा काशी है।

Friday, September 19, 2014

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Mann Mast Magan; Mann Mast Magan; Bas 13 Naam Dohraye; Alka; Preeti; Sapna; Pooja; Reena; Sonia; Meena; Geeta; Teena; Swati; Ritu; Aditi; Madhu; Okbye..

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"हमने अपने नसिब से ज्यादा अपने दोस्तो पर भरोसा रखा है." क्यु की नसिब तो बहोत बार बदला है". लैकिन मेरे दोस्त अभी भी वहि है"

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"कोई आँखों से बात कर लेता है, कोई आँखों में मुलाक़ात कर लेता है, बड़ा मुश्किल होता है जवाब देना, जब कोई इंग्लिश में बात कर लेता है" - :Madhur!

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बस इतना ही कहा था मैंने.. "तेरे प्यार मैं बरसों से प्यासा हूँ" और उसने मुह मैं पाइप घुसेड के मोटर चला दी।

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Don't know it? You're unaware. Not willing to know it? You're ignorant. Not willing to know it coz you think you know it? lol You're funny.

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कुछ लोग बडे होने के वहम में मर गये... और जो लोग बडे थे वो अहम में मर गये... !!

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~~ इन्हीं रास्तों ने जिन पर मेरे साथ तुम चले थे; मुझे रोक रोक पूछा तेरा हम_सफ़र कहाँ है।~~

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तेरी झील सी आँखों मैं, ये दिल डूब जाना चाहता है फिर ये ख़याल आया साला अपने को swimming करना कहाँ आता है

Thursday, September 18, 2014

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Replying, "no" when someone asks if you're awake...

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Everyone has that one friend that ignore their calls, then act like they never got the call in the first place!

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Sometimes you try so hard to take care of everyone else that you forget to take care of yourself!

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When you eat your food slowly it causes better digestion, reduce stress, helps you lose weight, and enjoy your food!

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The moment where you're like, "WHO THE HELL TOOK MY, oh.. there it is.. "

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FAKE people have an image to maintain...Real people just don't care...!!!!

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The strongest people tend to smile even during their toughest times. Smiling is a psychological symbol of strength!

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes!

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लड़ना है ज़िन्दगी के मैदान में हर एक पल, एक दो दिन में कभी इम्तिहान नहीं होता !!

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Sometimes a dream is so realistic you had to think if it really happened or not!

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A married man's honest confession!! I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have!

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The ultimate source of happiness is our Mental Attitude. ~ Dalai Lama!

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Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn!

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We're all the same in different ways!

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" बन्दा खुद की नज़र में सही होना चाहिए,दुनिया तो साली भगवान से भी दुखी है " - :Madhur!

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Talk to yourself once in a day...., Otherwise you may miss meeting an excellent person in this world.

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I wanted to but i didn't say this!

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इतिहास गवाह है जब जब नारी ने असमय प्रेम प्रदर्शन किया है तब तब गाज जेब पर गिरी है

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Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better.

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गर रिश्ता निभाना है जीवन भर.... तो छोड़ दो बहुत कुछ, तुम्हें सब कुछ मिल जायेगा

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Always be positive. *Trips down stairs* Wow I got down those stairs fast!

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Depressed people dream up to three times as much as non-depressed people!

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My life is a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" moments!

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

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When people say " you've changed " there's a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to!

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Flirtationship = More than a friendship, less than a relationship!

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The word "scientist" did not exist until 1833. Before this, scientists were referred to as "natural philosophers."

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I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and walk the hell away!

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Long periods of silence is often attributed to over thinking. The quietest people tend to have the loudest minds!

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I never re-check my test... I just flip through the pages!

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Ab Ashish Pehle jaisa NEHRA!

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Every day, I think about texting you first. But then I think, "If you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first."

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The average person has 4 to 7 dreams a night, within a total of one to two hours!

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कुछ तो बात है कि 'वो' हमसे नाराज़ हैं... वर्ना क्यों बदले बदले उनके अंदाज हैं !!!

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Mom:"What did you learn in school today sweetheart?" Me: "Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.."

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उस दिन भि काहा था और आज फिर सुन लेसिरफ उमर ही छोटी है. लेकिन सलाम तो सारे लोगठोकते हे..!! - :Madhur!

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सोच-समझ के आग लगाना हमारे घर में~याद रहे हमारे घर के बराबर में तुम्हारा भी घर है ~।।

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में कभी हारता नहीं ... कभी जीतता हूँ .... तो कभी सिखता हूँ....

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किस किस को झंखिए ~किस किस को रोइए..। आराम बड़ी चीज है ~ मुँह ढक के सोइए....।।

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अकेले न बाज़ार जाया करो कही गुम हो जाओगी... P.S.*वो इतनी खूबसूरत नही थी की उसको नज़र लगे*

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जिन्दगी गुजर जाती है इम्तिहानो के दौर से, एक जख्म भरता है, तो दूसरा त्यार मिलता है।

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lol = drowning man! *lol* = drowning cheerleader! Share if you get it!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

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Life's too short not to take risks!

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Smiling immediately releases endorphins in your body, changing your mood and relieving stress!

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WhatsApp is the second green revolution in India!

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I truly respect the people who stay strong even when they have every right to break down!

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जिस कदर जिसकी कदर की… उस कदर बेकदर हुए हम.......

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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone6 launch. They will still continue to flash their old iPhone & say "iPhone chhe"...!!!

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Saying 'no' even before someone finishes their question!

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HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember and remembers what we want to forget!

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We can udnretsnad msseed up stneceens as lnog as the lsat and frsit lttrees of wdros are in crorcet plaecs!

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Kitna janti hai mujhe ye kalam meri.. .Main muskura kar bhi likhu fir bhi mera dard hie likhti hai.. - :Madhur!

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बचपन में लड़ते थें, माँ मेरी है, माँ मेरी है, बड़े होकर लड़ते हैं, माँ तेरी है, माँ तेरी है!

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एक बार नहीं , हम हजार बार भुला देते। हमारे गुनाह की, कोई एक तो शिला देते।

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लेना देना कब से मोहब्बत हो गई है जनाब.... हमने सूना था मिट जाने का नाम है ये..!!!

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जो कभी हंस के मिलते थे वो अब इल्ज़ाम देते हैं, वक़्त की बात है, लोग बदले गिन-गिन के लेते हैं...

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जब कभी तेरा नाम लेते हैं...दिल से हम इन्तकाम लेते हैं.. बस यही एक ज़ुर्म है अपना..हम मुहब्बत से काम लेते हैं..

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"Can I ask you something?" "You're already asking."

Monday, September 15, 2014

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My chinese friend died last week. So Yung. Okbye!

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You may not always end up where you thought you were going, But you will always end up where you were meant to be!

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Some people just need a pat. On the head. With a hammer!

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Music with a strong beat can stimulate brain waves which improve concentration, even after you’ve stopped listening!

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That moment when you do something epic and no one is around to see it!

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75% of people have a habit of putting way too much effort into people who really don't deserve it!

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PARENT: "We need to talk.. " ME: *Million things run through mind.. WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?* PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

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Unhappy people require more sleep than those who are satisfied with their lives!

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I have a bad habit of reading a text and not replying!

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Comment your bluetooth name!

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Crying isn't an indication of weakness. Since birth it's always been a sign that you are actually alive!

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I wish my eyes could take pictures!

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Our brains have a negativity bias and will remember bad memories more than good ones!

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The last thing I do every night and the first thing I do every morning is check my phone!

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इस से बड़ी प्यार की सजा क्या होगी... कि वो रोए हमसे लिपट कर किसी और के लिए.!

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Balle Balle; Asi Ni Rehna Kalle; Pai Jana Tere Palle; Tu Sanu Bhavein Na Karde!

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I bet you this read wrong!

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People are generally quicker to judge others faults, than to point out their own!

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Laughing so hard you make no sound at all!

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Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National Zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!! - :Madhur!

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ज़िन्दगी की किताब रुकी आखरी पन्ने पे आके थक गया हूँ अब तो पलट इसे तू आके

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When in doubt, walk. Not into a door or traffic though!

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हम भी फुलोँ की तरह अक्सर तन्हा रहतेँ हैँ.. कभी खुद से टूट जातेँ हैँ कभी कोई तोड़ जाता है

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उस ने पूछा मैं तुम्हें क्यों भा गयी इतनी ? मैं कहता हूँ मेरी जाँ हादसे हो ही जाते हैं

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तू नहीं तेरा जूनून काफी है हमने आजमाने की कसम खा ली है बीच महफ़िल में तेरा नाम लेकर हमने तुझे मनाने की कसम खा ली है !!!

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Night!! Night!!

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2. Being normal!

Sunday, September 14, 2014

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Women are naturally better liars than men. They're also better at detecting lies!

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You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before!

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Everyone has experienced something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were!

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Roses are red, I'm going to bed. Okbye!

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People who are angry or upset tend to be more attentive and critical of their surroundings than those who are happy!

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बिना किताबों के जो पढाई सिखाये उसे जिन्दगी कहते हैं .....

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When someone tells me to lower the volume, I slowly raise it back up!

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Right when you try to sleep, your mind will imagine things you'd like to happen!

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Bheje Ki Sunega Toh Mrega Kallu!

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Bheja Shor Karta Hai..

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I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle!

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Psychology fact: Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean you're being fake. It means you're mature enough to tolerate that individual!

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That mini heart attack you get when you're half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling!

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Meri koshish kabhi kamyab na ho saki,Pehle tujhe pane ki fir tujhe bhulane ki.....iii - :Madhur!

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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!

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People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel!

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कमाल का ताना दिया आज किसी ने मुझे.. के लिखते तो खुब हो.. कभी उसे भी समझा दिया करो.!

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When your phone doesn't have service you raise it 6 inches in the air because that will solve the problem!

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खुद ही दे जाओगे तो बेहतर है.. वरना हम दिल चुरा भी लेते हैं.....!!

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Studies show that working at a messy desk may actually help you think more creatively!

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I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. Okbye!

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A person's longest dream occurs in the morning, closer to when you wake up. This is usually the only one you can remember!

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What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!- Mario. Okbye!

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Admit it, you care about someone who probably doesn't care about you!

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People think being alone makes you LONELY but being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world!

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If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends!

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आरज़ू होनी चाहिए किसी को याद करने की......!! लम्हें तो अपने आप ही मिल जाते हैं....!!!!

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Weather Report! Barish here in Ludhiana, Punjab! Hor kithe kithe??

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Haal-E-Dil Bya Na Kar Paye; Qatal Jo Uski Nazron Ne Kia..

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Dilan Wale Kamre Ch Noor Hovega Ji; Jrur Hovega; Ke Ishq Roshni Di Cheej Hai..

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तेरी यादे इस दिल से मिट ना सकी... एक जमाने के बाद भी...! लगातार तूम मुझे याद आते रहे... भुलाने के बाद भी...!!

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Neend Vi Door Chali Jani; Chain Vi Tera Kho Jana..

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Lazmi Dil Da Kho Jana; Ishq Tainu Vi Ho Jana..

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ईश्वर में हमेशा विश्वास राखिए,उसके पास हमेशा आपके लिए आपसें अच्छी योजना है ।।

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Its Sunday! Share Read2smile with your friends! Have fun! ^Harry..

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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom; that's life, sweetened but not stirred well!

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Tu jind tuhio jaan meri!

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Music has the ability to explain & express the feelings in which you often choose to keep bottled up inside!

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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic. Okbye!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

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Over 90 percent of people are no longer friends with somebody that they once called their best friend!

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If you think I hate you, I probably do. Okbye!

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Making up a whole story in your head, hoping that one day it actually happens!

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People who dance often are likely to have higher self- esteem and a more positive outlook on life!

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That fake laugh you do when you didn't understand what someone was telling you!

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Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again!

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The most dangerous feeling is jealousy. It creates insecurity. Insecurity creates hatred, and hatred kills you softly!

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Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend!

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Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a big difference!

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The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense!

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I never argue, I just explain why I'm right!

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हुई है शाम तो आँखों में बस गया फिर तू कहाँ गया है मेरे शहर के मुसाफिर तू..

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In case of fire, exit the building before updating about it. Okbye!

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Creative people tend to have mellow personalities because they have slower nerves!

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Zebras are just horses who escaped from prison!

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Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put hands together and focus.. When you hug a friend that's a prayer.. When you cook something to nourish family and friends.. that's a prayer.. When we send off our near and dear ones and say Drive Safely or Be Safe, that's prayer too.. When you are helping someone in need by giving your time, energy and money.. you are praying.. Prayer is a Vibration. A feeling.. A thought.. Prayer is the voice of Happiness !! Stay blessed...

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Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them!

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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve!

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खेल हमेशा बड़ा खेलना चाहिए ताकि पंगे ज्यादा हो दंगे तो अपने आप हो जाते हे - :Madhur!

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Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and more stupid!

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The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing!

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Did you know if you scream "Bloody marry" 3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed. Okbye!

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Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come!

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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it!

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फूलों की नज़ाकत को वो ना समझा मुझे तोड़कर कहता है, तेरा ख़याल रखूँगा

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According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams. Okbye!

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Think before you speak, words can hurt and once it's been said, you can never take it back!

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The problem with some people is that they're breathing!

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Psychology states that playing board games and reading helps to preserve your memory!

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Bolo bolo kon hai vo..

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In case of an emergency, speak only in English. Never say prayers in any other language. You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into. An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

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In case of an emergency, speak only in English. Never say prayers in any other language. You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into. An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

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कहते हो सभी से ऐसे नहीं, अरे ! इसे वैसे करो, छोड़ो य़ार अपने भी अंदर कभी तो झांका करो II

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पागल कहा दुनिया ने तो फर्क न आया तूने कहा तो पागलपन की वजह पे जोश आया

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एक दिन गजोधर के घर चोर आयें चोर गजोधर से :- सोना कहां हैं ? गजोधर :- मालिक सारा घर आपका ही हैं ...जहाँ सोना हैं सो जाईये !!

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Share on your wall; Keep Calm; Thank God; Stay Blessed; Take Care; Read2smile; Night!! Night!!

Friday, September 12, 2014

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Positive thinking isn't expecting the best to happen every time. It's about accepting that whatever happens is the best for that moment!

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Your mind is currently tired of wishing, hoping and waiting for something that most likely will never happen!

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Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn't matter!

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There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime!

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According to facts, the more you talk about someone, the more you tend to fall for them!

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The higher your IQ, the more likely you are to browse the internet with multiple tabs open in your browser!

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95% of the time "I don't know" is just an excuse given by someone who is avoiding the truth!

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Every relationship has it's problems but what makes it strong is when you still want to be in it when everything sucks!

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People who meditate are less likely to over think. Meditation puts you in more control of your own thoughts!

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Studies show that the Internet is making us lonely, depressed and possibly crazy!

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If you have to talk to more than three people about the same problem, You don't want help, You want attention!

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Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret!!

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90% of the time, we agree with someone just to shut them up!

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Don't avoid cameras during your years in school or on vacation/holiday. You might not want to now, but you'll appreciate it later!

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Bad handwriting? Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy!

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When someone tickles you, the laughter is a panic response. You can't tickle yourself because your body doesn't sense any real danger! P.S. Gudgudi..

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Studies suggest that eye contact must be held for about 8.2 seconds for that 'Love at first sight' feeling to occur!

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While angry, people are more likely to have the courage to express things that they would have just kept to themselves!

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Do random acts of kindness for other people when you get the opportunity. It'll make you a better person and happier!

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Sometimes the saddest songs bring you the most comfort & the memories that make you cry are the happiest ones you'll ever have!

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Pain has the ability to change the way a person looks at and deals with every day life!

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Watsapp love song Aashiqui 3...  Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya status mera Tujhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to Khud se ho jaayenge Khafa  Kyonki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho�� Status bhi; mera Dp bhi; Mera update�� bhi ab tum hi ho Tere mera rishta hai kaisa Ek pal offline gawara nahin Tere liye online�� hain rehte Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰ Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina Har post mein naam teraaa ��Ⓜ Kyonki tum hi ho�� Ab tum hi ho�� Zindagi ab tum hi ho�� Morning bhi...mera noon bhi...meri evening bhi Ab tum hi ho.. ������������ ���������������� - :Shiri!!

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You can't change how people feel about you, so don't try. Just live your life and be happy!

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80% of women use silence to express pain. You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you!

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Mosquitoes have killed more humans than all the wars in history!

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नहीं चाहिए तेरे इश्क की दुकान से कुछ भी .... हर चीज़ मे मिलावट है बेवफ़ाई की.

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Remaining single for at least a year after a serious break up can help you transition easier into a new relationship!

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Day by day, nothing really changes. Yet when you look back, everything seems different!

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Hurt is often mistaken for anger. 85% of the time, a person isn't mad at you but instead, disappointed!

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The average person can only remember about 60% of what happened to them yesterday!

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Start smiling! Laughter is proven to reduce stress, improve the blood flow and reduce heart problems!

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Always speak truth to your parents... and... . run away immediately after this..... Bcoz the speed of "jutti" is faster than u!

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Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind!

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Humne socha tha ki woh tut kar hume chahenge Par humari badkismati dekho Socha bhi humne Chaha bhi humne Aur tut bhi hum hee gye .....:'( - :Madhur!

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मेरी ज़िंदगी का किस्सा नया है, शायद मेरे चश्मे का नंबर नया है ।। जो कहते हैं समंदर में पानी भरा है, शायद उनके लिए तालाब नया है ।।

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"किसको याद करें किसका गिला करें जब दिलबर ही रूठ जाये इस दिल का क्या करें"

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युग युगांत से यारो, सिर्फ ये ही विधान है ज़िंदगी ही समस्या है, ज़िंदगी ही निदान है

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बाढ आये-सेना को बुलाओ भुकम्प आये-सेना बुलाओ दंगा होजाये-सेना बुलाओ बच्चा बोरवेल मे फंस जाये-सेना बुलाओ रिब्बन काटने के लिये-नेता को बुलाओ

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मेरा ऐतबार करो शीशे के आगे जाओ अपना दीदार करो गर तुझे तेरी आंखों में मेरा चेहरा दिखता हो बहुत मोहब्बत है तुझको भी आओ और इकरार करो...!!

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फूल की तितली बनने की चाहत यूं पूरी हुई बाग़ मे आई ईक नन्ही बाला बालों में लगाया और उड़ गई..!

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Keep Calm; Thank God; Stay Blessed; Take Care; Read2smile; Night!! Night!!

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People who regularly help others are significantly happier and less likely to become depressed as they get older..

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Diamonds and coal are both made from the same element: carbon..

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It's actually better to take exams on an empty stomach because hunger makes you better able to focus..

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Don't chase people. Work hard and be yourself. Under these two principles the right people will find their way into your life..

Thursday, September 11, 2014

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According to law, if a baby is delivered on a flight, he/ she can get the citizenship of the country the airline is registered in..

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Going through sad experiences actually makes us smarter and through that we become better thinkers..

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Waiting is linked to depression. Time spent waiting for something that may never happen can be mentally painful..

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When thinking about life remember this: No amount of guilt can solve the past and no amount of anxiety can change the future..

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When you remember a past event, you are actually remembering the last time you remembered it, not the event itself..

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When a person dies, they have 7 minutes of brain activity left. It's the mind playing back the person's memories in a dream sequence..

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Going through a lot of stress during a long time can cause you to halt your brain and completely put it in non functioning mode..

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Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness..

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A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for..

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Pain alters our personality. Everyone has a story, there's a reason why they're the way they are!

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LuT Kar Le JaYenGe Tere Gamo Ko Ek dIn KhuShIYa Bhar JaYenGe Tere Daman Me Ek dIn Na De SaKeGa KoI TuJhe ItnI MohobbaT De JaYenge Ek dIn. - :Madhur!

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Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people!

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What's your WhatsApp status??

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Listening to music at high volumes can make a person calmer, happier and more relaxed!

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No matter what shape you are in, everyone can make improvements. This is your time. You can change your story!

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Creative people tend to lie more often (and are more convincing) that people who are not as creative!

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इतनी बदसलूकि ना कर... .. .. ,,,,,,ऐ जिंदगी,,,,,, .. .. हम कौन सा यहाँ बार बार आने वाले है...!!

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अगर कोई मुझसे किडनी मांग ले तो उतना दुःख नहीं होता जितना की कोई अगर मुझे नहाने का बोल देता हे ।।

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जो बरसी वो आवारगी थी , नमी तो बस आँखों में थी !

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जिन्हें गुस्सा आता है... वो लोग सच्चे होते हैं , मैंने झूठों को अक्सर......मुस्कुराते हुए हुए देखा है

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जो बसेरा है अपनी रातों का ,सब उसे आसमान कहते हैं. छत पे बारिश ने रात काटी है ,गीले-गीले निशान कहते हैं.

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फ़्लर्ट करना हर भारतीय का मौलिक अधिकार है जो सविंधान में लिखना रह गया था ।

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

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For me the only thing resembles with iPhone is.. iCannotpurchaseit..

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In India, people don't say "thank you" while receiving a gift. They say "Arey! Iski kya zarurat thi?"

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Life's too short to safely eject a USB!

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"Humari koi branch nahin hai" ~ Coconut Trees!

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Mr. India's whatsapp reads 'Last Seen At..Red Light Area'

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Shahid Kapoor's whatsapp status: Haider, I'm using whatsapp!

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Khushbu jaise hai; bas bikhre bikhre rehte hai!

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Stuff happens, people change, life changes, it breaks our heart and we move on because that's all we can do!

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मोहब्बत और मौत दोनों की पसंदअजीब है...एक को दिल चाहिए और दुसरेको धड़कन...! - :Madhur!

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भगवान से कुछ मांगना ही है तो हमेशा अपनी माँ के सपने पूरे होने की दुआ माँगना तुम खुद बे खुद आसमान की ऊंचाइया छु लोगे ।।

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हँसमुख चेहरा रोगी के लिये उतना ही लाभकर हैं जितना कि स्वस्थ ऋतु।

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ज़िन्दगी मैं भी मुसाफिर हूँ तेरी कश्ती का... तू जहाँ मुझसे कहेगी मैं उतर जाऊँगा...!!

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समय और स्‍वास्‍थ्‍य दो बहुमूल्‍य संपत्तियां हैं, जिनकी पहचान तथा मूल्‍य हम उस समय तक नहीं समझते जब तक उनका नाश नहीं हो जाता।

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काम करो ऐसा कि पहचान बन जाये; हर कदम चलो ऐसे कि निशान बन जायें; यह जिंदगी तो सब काट लेते हैं; जिंदगी ऐसे जियो कि मिसाल बन जाये!

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उसे लगता है.... उसकी चालाकियाँ हमें समझ नही आती.... हम बड़ी खामोशी से देखते हैं उसे.... अपनी नज़रों से गिरते हुए....!!!!

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Never chase love, affection or attention, if it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having!

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How to lose weight: Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever offered food!

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

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The spaces between your fingers were created so that life could slip through them; okbye!

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Lay's Potato Chips now officially has more number of flavours for its chips, than chips in its packets!

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The rain does not recognize anyone as a friend; it drenches all equally. ~Igbo Proverb!

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You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. -Rwandan proverb!

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Shahjahan aur mumtaz, phir se duniya me aao, Is baar Agra me nahi, Mumbai men mehfil jamaao, Banaya hoga kisi zamane me tumne Taj Mahal, Aaj... ek '2BHK' bandra mein banake dikhao. - :Madhur!

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लोग कहते हैं कि तुम्हारी आस्तीन मे सांप हैं यारों मैं क्या करूं मेरा वजूद ही चन्दन का है !

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हुस्न पर ऐतबार हद कर दी आप ने भी यार हद कर दी घर से भागे तो कोई बात नहीं ज़िंदगी से फ़रार हद कर दी

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फ़िक्र नहीं हमें की... तुम दिल तोड़ दो.... फ़िक्र है हमें कि.... कहीं तुम्हें इश्क न हो जाये...

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जिसको आज मुझमें हज़ारों गलतियां नज़र आती है....कभी उसी ने कहाँ था "तुम जैसे भी हो, मेरे हो"।।

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शक तो था के रिश्तों में नुक्सान होगा.... यकीन न था के सारा हमारा ही होगा.....

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अगर सच में किसी का साथ ज़िन्दगी भर चाहते हो , तो उसे कभी मत बताओ की उस से कितना प्यार करते हो।

Monday, September 8, 2014

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Don't disturb me. I am busy doing nothing; okbye..

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Silence speaks when words can't!!

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Society is funny, They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you....

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वक्त नूर को बेनूर कर देता है, छोटे से जख्म को नासूर कर देता है, कौन चाहता है अपने से दूर होना, लेकिन वक्त सबको मजबूर कर देता है ! - :Madhur!

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ना अपना बुराईयाँ, लेनी हैं तो खुशियाँ उधार ले.. ये दुनिया बड़ी खूबसूरत है दोस्त... हो सके तो खुद को सुधार ले |।।

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समझौतों की भीड़-भाड़ में सबसे रिश्ता टूट गया इतने घुटने टेके हमने आख़िर घुटना टूट गया

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तुम मुझे कभी आँखों से पुकारो तो सही, . . . . ये होंठों के तकल्लुफ़ तो ज़माने के लिये है!

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पिंजरे में बन्द परिन्दों को देखा है कभी ऐसे ही सिसकते हैं मुहब्बत के मुजरिम अक्सर

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एक समय था जब हम अपनों से रोज कई बार यूही रूठ जाया करते थे और आज हालात यह है की हम अपने दुश्मनों से भी मुस्कुरा कर मिलते है

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These days Asking for BBM or WhatsApp is old day's थोड़ी चीनी मिलेगी ?

Sunday, September 7, 2014

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Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock nahi khul raha hai.. Husbnd : aisa karo thoda oil garam kar ke us par daal do.. Wife : Kya usse lock khul jayega? Husabnd := Try toh karo . . . After15 mints Husband calls wife Tum ne try kia? Wife: Han kiya, par ab toh Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai . Husbnd: Jahil ki bachi Window toh batati konsi hai... - :Madhur!

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तेरी याद में हमने कलम उठाई, लिया पेपर और तेरी तस्वीर बनाई, सोचा था की उसको दिल से लगा कर रखेंगे, मगर वो तो बच्चो को डराने काम आयी।

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एक दिन जब वो मुझसे मिली तो बोलीे, क्या हमे याद करते हो ? अब उन्हें कौन समझाये , याद करना इतना आसान होता तो हम अपनी क्लास में टॉप न कर लेते

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ख़त देखकर वो झट-से भांप लेते हैं मजमून सारा काश इबारत-ए-दिल पढ़ने का हुनर भी आता उन्हें

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The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk! . . . समझे नही.? . . चलो हिंदी में बता देता हु- . . . चिकनी चमेली छुप के अकेली पौआ चढ़ा के आई

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सोचा था हर मोड़ पर तुम्हारा इंतजार करेंगे कुछ दूर चलने के बाद फिर सोचा की हर मोड़ पर तुम्हारा इंतजार करेंगे कमबख्त साली सडक ही सीधी निकली

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वक़्त और हालात"दोनों इन्सान की जिंदगी में कभी एक जैसे नही होते, वक़्त इन्सान की जिंदगी बदल देता है, और हालात बदलने में वक़्त नही लगता।

Saturday, September 6, 2014

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A person who can explain the meaning of Colour to a BLIND... That person can explain anything in LIFE'... Dua zuban se nahi Dil se nikalti hai... Qki Dua to uski bhi kabool hoti hai jis ki zuban nahi hoti. - :Madhur!

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हमारे हिम्मत न कर पाने का कारण यह नहीं है कि कुछ कर पाना कठिन है,बल्कि कुछ कर पाना कठिन इसलिए है कि हम हिम्मत ही नहीं करते।

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ये तो तय है कि मोहब्बत हैं..... पर कभी हिसाब नहीं किया हैं.....

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तू लख भूला के वेख ले, असी दोस्ती फेर वी निभावांगे ! तु पाणी पी पी वेख ले,असी हिचकी बण बण आवांगे !

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It's terrible to lose someone u love, but its even worse to lose urself while loving them!

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ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।

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सारी दुनिया मुझे लगे अपनी, ऐसे सांचे में ढाल दे मौला ll

Friday, September 5, 2014

Treat!! Bday hai ajj mera!! ^Harry!!


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Forgive yourself, fix what you can, and move on!

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Happy Teachers' Day!!

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Hum Gareeb Log Hain.. Kisi Ko Mohobbat Ke Siwa Kya Denge..!! Ek Muskurahat Thi.. Wo Bhi Ek Bewafa Ne Cheen Li...!! - :Zarin!!

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Jab udass ho tum to gun-guna lena mujhe, ♡ Jab Tumhara Koyi Na Bane To Apna Bana Lena Mujhe ... ! - :Zarin!!

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Pankaj fell in love Pankaj married Pankaj divorced Pankaj udaas Sonia was walking. Sonia slipped. Sonia fell into the drain. Sonia Gandhi Sameera went to a parlor Sameera did her hair Sameera did her makeup Sameera Reddy Kangana hit the ball Kangana took a single Kangana did not reach the crease Kangana Ranaut. Hrithik buys bulb Hrithik puts bulb in socket Hrithik switches bulb on hrithik roshan Lance arms weak. Lance joins gym. Lance does chin-ups. Lance Armstrong Poonam puts Chuna Poonam puts Kathha Poonam puts Gulkand Poonam puts supari Poonam Pandey Anil menbatti Anil agarbatti Anil dhoop Anil kapoor Umar walking on the road Umar got kidnapped Umar not found by family Umar gul Minisha purchased a cycle Minisha started riding cycle Minisha's height increased Minisha lamba William making fruit shake William took pears William put them in glass William shakespeare Mika went to studio Mika went to recording room Mika took the mike Mika singh - :Madhur!

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लोग कहते है कि I LOVE YOU दूनिया का most beautiful msg है लेकिन "SALARY IS CREDITED TO YOUR ACCOUNT" इस msg जैसा सुख दूसरा कही नहीं

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यहाँ ज़िन्दगी किस राह पर चल रही पता नहीं... और फ़ोन गूगल मैप को अपडेट करने को बोल रहा है...!!!

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ये भी गलत है जब जिन्दगी चार दिन की है तो टेस्ट मेच पाँच दिन का क्यूँ

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Friends are real only till situations are imaginary!

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The Bliss cannot come from outside. It's you, how you take everything in your life.

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The day is good when you start it with the name of God..

Thursday, September 4, 2014

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Never settle for less than you deserve!

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1996 - OMG!! He has a mobile phone. 2014 - OMG!! They have a land line at home.

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तकदीरे बदल जाती है.. जब जिंदगी जीने का कोई मकसद हो... वर्ना जिंदगी कट जाती हे... "तक़दीर" को इल्जाम देते देते...।।।

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Sanu desi dsdi a : :aap cha ch dubba ke.roti. Khandi.aa ,..

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Kbhi Fursat Mein Krenge Tujhse Hisaab Aè Zindgiiii....Abhi To Hum Uljhe Hain Khud Ko Suljháne Meín...!!!

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शिष्या: बाबाजी .......... मेरे पति आधी रात को कही चले जाते है और सुबह तक वापिस नहीं आते है बाबाजी: येह समस्या है या आमंत्रण हे...

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The worst part about waking up is- You suddenly realize that all your problems still exist! - :Zarin!!

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When someone smiles at you, it makes your day. When someone laughs at you, it makes my day. :D - :Madhur!

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Life is a cafeteria here. You can get anything you want as long as you are willing to pay price.

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जीभ में हड्डियां नहीं होती फिर भी जीभ हड्डियां तुड़वाने की ताक़त रखती है

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उसके जाने के बाद कितने दोस्त आए मरहम लगाने तब समझ आया एक तेरे लिए कितनो को छोड़ा था मैंने

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अगर कोई पूछे ज़िन्दगी में क्या खोया क्या पाया, तो बिना झिझक कह देना. जो कुछ खोया वो मेरी नादानी है और जो पाया वो मेरे रब की मेहरबानी है...

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आज हर लडके को पराठे और हर लड़की को कराटे सीखने चाहिए । पता नहीं कब काम आ जाये...

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तेढ़ी ऊँगली से घी निकालना आसान है पर सुबह 6 बजे उठना सबसे मुश्किल काम खास कर जब नहाना भी पड़े

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

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ऐसे-वैसे, कैसे-कैसे हो गये, कैसे-कैसे, वैसे- वैसे हो गये....!!

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I hate it when i'm drinking and someone tries to correct my vodkabulary!

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इस छोटे से दिल मे किस किस को जगह दू मैं , गम रहे दम रहे फरियाद रहे या तेरी याद…

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"Dhisum Dhisum" National sound of Punch in India!

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Boy texts his Girl friend "Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?" Here is the KILLING Reply - "Kaun mar raha hai ab! I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name"

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Ye Dil Nahi Ki Jiske Sahaare Jeete Hain Lahu Ka Jaam Hai Jo Subha-O-Shaam Pite Hain

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ਦੋਸਤੀ ਕੀ ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣੀ ਕੀ, ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਕੀ, ਮੌਤ ਕੀ, ਜਦ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਬਦਲੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਬਰਾਬਰ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ |

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Mana Ke Kuch Dilo Me Nafrat Hoti He Par Har Dil Me Hasrat Hoti He Har Insan Uske Aage Q Majbur Ho Jata He Jisse Use Bepanah Mohbbat Hoti Hai...!!! - :Madhur!

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If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing, Surely They Use "I Love You" Without Even Loving You..

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हर दर्द ज़िन्दगी का दिया हुआ वो मुस्कुराते हुए उठाते रहें… ज़िन्दगी से साँसे उधार ली थी, किश्तों में उधार चुकाते रहें

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एक बार अगर हम गलत राह पर चलना छोड़ दे, तो सही राह अपने आप मिल जाती है...

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ना कर हर पल हर ख़ुशी में याद मुझे तू एक गम में कर ले तो मै भी समझू किसी का हूँ ...

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ज़िन्दगी मेरे कानों में अभी हौले से कह गई ..... उन रिश्तों को थामे रखना जिन के बिना गुज़ारा नहीं ..

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कौन कहता है ! दुआओं के लिए हाथों कि ज़रुरत है,,, कभी किसी ! माँ ! कि आँखों में झाँक कर देखिये..!

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

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If u solve this, no one can stop u from being called BRILLANT!! Prove: A+B+B+B+80+90=100 Try n give ur answer!

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प्रो टिप# जब भी ख़ुद की ख़ूबसूरती पर घमंड होने लगे.. अपना आधार कार्ड वाला फ़ोटो देख लेना..!!

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लिखते रहे रोज ही मगर... ख्वाहिशों के खत कभी भेजे ही नहीं...

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People don’t change, their priorities do......

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Me To Chirag hu Tere Aashiyane Ka, Kabhi Na Kabhi To Bujh Jaunga, Aaj Shikayat Hai Tujhe Mere Ujaale Se, Kal Andhere Me Bahot Yaad Aaunga - :Madhur!

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कभी जो रखती थी मुझे हर गम से महफूज़ आज बन बैठी है वो किसी गैर की महबूब

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अगर दोस्ती दौलत हे... तो हम इस शहर के, सबसे अमीर इंसान है...!!!

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एक ज्ञानी कह गए - आपकी मेहनत संभव और असंभव का निर्धारण करती है ना कि आपका नसीब।।

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"इल्म और हुनर इन्सान को नाकामयाब नहीं होने देते"

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मै मिलता तो हूँ तक्कलुफ़ ही सही तुमने तो कोशिशे भी नहीं की कभी हाथ बढ़ने की ये दुनिया की रिवायते है कि नुक्स निकाला जाये ये कोई बात नही

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अगर नींद आ जाये तो सो भी लिया करो,रातों को जागने से मोहब्बत लौटा नहीं करती..

Monday, September 1, 2014

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वो अब चल चुके,वो अब आ रहे है..!! ये कह कह के हम दिल को समझा रहे है!!!

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तुम्हें भी याद नहीं और मैं भी भूल गया, वो लम्हा कितना हसीं था मगर फ़ुज़ूल गया...

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चलो भी अब ... इस बड़े शहरो की लाइट देख के थक गया हूँ... गाँव चलते हे नानी के घर जहा रात को जुगनू टिमटिमाते है ।

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ये दबदबा !! ये हुकुमत !! ये नशा !! ये दौलते !! सब किरायदार है,,,घर बदलते रहते हैं !!

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Remember: Someone is happy with less than you have!

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अगर किसी को अपने अहम का गुरुर हो गया हो तो उसे श्मशान भूमि उस जलते हुए मृत शारीर को देखना चाहिए। की वो क्या लेकर आया था और क्या लेकर गया।

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एक ग़ज़ल तेरे लिए ज़रूर लिखूंगा; बे-हिसाब उस में तेरा कसूर लिखूंगा; टूट गए बचपन के तेरे सारे खिलौने; अब दिलों से खेलना तेरा दस्तूर लिखूंगा। - :Madhur!

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Gurpurab Greetings; Shri Guru Granth Sahib Ji De Parkash Purab Di Vadhai Hove Ji..

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जिंदगी में वही लोग ईमानदार बन पाते है जो बचपन में मटर छीलते वक़्त सारे दाने बर्तन में ही रख देते थे

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वो पूछते हैं क्या है मज़ा आये हमें पीने में कैसे बताएं इससे भुझे आग जो है सीने में

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इश्क की वारदात में दिल मेरा घायल हुआ किसी की याद में हर लम्हा मेरा कायल हुआ

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उठे हुए को उठाना तो कोई बात नहीं , गिरे हुए को उठाओ तो कोई बात बने । बने हुए को बनाना तो कोई बात नहीं , बिगड़ी हुई बनाओ तो कोई बात बने

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रूठने की उसे आदत थी मनाने की मुझे, आ गए मुझमें भी कुछ उसकी अदा के टुकड़े