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I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.

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Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

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I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

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Once you've accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.