Thursday, August 25, 2016
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Retweeted Immortal Mosquito (@KaatLoonga): When you are sitting in front of rotating table fan, your reactions be like- 😊😠😊😠😊😠....
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Retweeted डि.के. (@itsdhruvism): पेट्रोल भरवाते वक़्त शून्य की जाँच ज़रूर करे वरना पेट्रोल भरने वाला आपको April Fuel बना सकता है.
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Retweeted Saurabh Verma (@100rabhThe): My mother taught me multiplication tables, so I also call her PAHADA WALI MAA.
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Retweeted Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty): "Neki kar, Dariya Medal ....!" - - Michael Phelps
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Retweeted YA$H (@StarringYK): 4 types of Processors : Dual-Core : My cousin's phone Quad-Core : My friends phone Octa-Core : my neighbor's phone Haram-Core : My phone😓😑
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Retweeted Laliya (@Lala_The_Don): बाइक की टंकी खुद ही हिल के पेट्रोल बता रही हैं, बाद में पता चला ये तो अर्थक्वेक हैं। 😂😁😂
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Retweeted Breaking Bad (@bad_humor1): वो तंबाकू से कर्क रोग होता है भी दिखाते हैं और विमल के 25 साल का जश्न भी मनाते हैं। आतंकवाद की तरह टीवी का भी कोई धर्म नहीं होता।
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): My Mom Says Everyone Has A Beautiful Side. So I Guess I Am A Circle.
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Retweeted Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti): if Karan Johar opens a Coffee Stall in Kumbh Ka Mela then you can have Coffee With Kumbhkaran.
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Retweeted Logical Bastard™ (@1LogicalBastard): सबसे अपने बच्चों को आज कृष्ण बनाया है.. बड़ा होके जब लव मैरिज करना चाहेगा तो उसीको चप्पल से सूतेंगे..! :P :P
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Retweeted Bobby (@boobydeol): Man : Thakur sahab, aapse kucch baat karni thi Thakur : [calls Ramlal] Talk to my hand
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Retweeted Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty): God created us and we returned the favour by creating God.
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Retweeted Ashishhhhahaha :) (@khaana_khaaya): I have such kameene friends that when a girl comments on my facebook post. Likes on her Comment - 23 Likes on my post - 12
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): If you post an album titled "WeDdInG PhoToS", you are probably too young to be married.
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Retweeted BaWrA■■■SiD (@kumar_raj87): ऐ दिल थोड़ी सी हिम्मत कर ना यार.! दोनों मिल कर उसे भूल जाते है...!!
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Whenever I give someone an advice, I always end my sentence with "Fir Bhi Jaise Tujhe Thik Lage" So you can never say, I ruined your life.
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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): Lessons Re-visited... Staying within My Village is Still the Safest... *My Village name is AUKAAT...*
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Retweeted Hiren Gami (@HirenGami): स्वभाव रखना है तो उस दीपक की तरह रखिये, जो बादशाह के महल में भी उतनी ही रोशनी✨ देता है, जितनी की किसी गरीब की झोपड़ी में. . .
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Retweeted That Guy (@Woh_ladka): nobody is 100 perfect in this world.. even dettol kills only 99.9 gems only😂😂
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): When someone tells you to "get a Life," just take theirs. They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): उड़ा दो सारी रंजिशें... इन हवाओं में यारो.., छोटी सी जिंदगी है... नफ़रत कब तक करोगे...
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Retweeted VCS ☔ (@sarcastic_vcs): Going to launch punjabi song soon, I have got lamborghini,A hot girl,Long Tshirts And gold chains, Just thinking of some lyrics now.
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Retweeted DeMotivationl Speakr (@thehasnainraza): She- Humare Paas Koi Rasta Nahi Bacha Hai Hume Bhaag Kr Hi Shaadi Krni Hogi He- Jab Koi Rasta Hi Nahi Hai To Bhagenge Kaha Pe *Break-up*
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Retweeted Nawab (@MeriTishnagi): लोगों की तो कहानी अधूरी होती है...वो तो मुझे ही अधूरा छोड़ गयी..
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up.
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Retweeted GauRatty (@YearOfRat): I don't need to find a reason to hate myself anymore. I got married for that.
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Retweeted T ã p ō r i (@wh0mi_): अगर मेरे और आपके विचार नही मिलते या मतभेद है तो इसका मतलब है हम दोस्त नही बन सकते, पर इसका मतलब ये नही है की हम दुश्मन हैं.!
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work.
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Retweeted गुरुघंटाल (शोनाBaBu) (@dillikakadak): 2-3 दिन इन्टरनेट बंद करने के बाद समझ आया की जिंदगी में सोशल नेटवर्किंग के बिना भी जीवन संभव है भाई साहब😂
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Retweeted Dr sushmita khanuja (@drsushmita1): #यकीन_नही_होता जिंदगी में कुछ ऐसे लोग भी होते है,जिन्हें पा नही सकते सिर्फ चाह सकते है...!!!
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: It's either a new woman - or a new car. ....
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Retweeted ❃busybird❃ (@Me_Shayrana): शतरंज में वजीर और जिन्दगी में जमीर, अगर मर जाए तो खेल ख़तम समझिये !! ~~~~~🍁~~~~~
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Retweeted हिंदी शायरी संग्रह (@Lalitbothra123): *किसी ने क्या खूब लिखा है:* *नजर का आपरेशन तो सम्भव है,पर नजरिये का नही..!!* 💯
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.
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Retweeted Rooh Punjabi (@Heeriyey): Where ever you are, where ever you go, you are always connected to divine love. #Waheguru
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Retweeted ✴चश्मिश कुडी✴ (@Hetal_Thakkar9): दिलो की दुरी ना आये इसलिए रिश्तेदारो तुम लोग मिलो की दुरी पे रहा करो।😬
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Retweeted ❤️!! सुष !!❤️ (@gsushma55): लो मान लिया हमने .. ऐतबार नहीं तुमको.. तुम याद नहीं हमको .. हम याद नहीं तुमको .. 🎼
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): Soon we will learn about the cause of Sindhu and Sakshi's success at Olympics Bournvita,Horlicks,Shampoo or cream.
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खुश रहने का मतलब यह नहीं कि सब कुछ ठीक है....! इसका मतलब यह है कि, आपने अपने दुखों से ऊपर उठकर जीना सीख लिया है.....!!
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वो कौन सा काम है जो 1 आदमी अपनी पूरी ज़िंदगी में 1 बार करता है, पर वही काम 1 औरत रोज़ करती है? बताओ क्या?
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): Ravan - arre ye itne saare ghode lekar kahan ja rahe ho?? Servant - kumbhkaran bhaiyya ne diye, 6 mahine tak roj ek bechna h.
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Retweeted PJwaleBABU™ (@Humor_DNA): "क्या तुम्हे पिछली बाते याद है" "नही, कमजोर याददाश्त का Memories हूँ"
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Retweeted ब्लैक पर्ल (@Black_Pearl47): इफ़ यू आर सुपर हीरो दैन आयम ओनली संतुष्ट विद् हीरो टैग, बीकॅाज़ मैं पैंट के ऊपर से चड्डी नहीं पहन सकता। 😜😜😉
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Retweeted Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker): Madhuri's 'Ek Do Teen' must've been the world's longest mic check.
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Retweeted ambuj singh (@neatshots): good morning. *hugs* typing this directly from sandas. :p
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Retweeted The Jey Dee (@jd_bajwa): Chinese 1 -main kaisi lag rahi hu? Chinese 2 - bilkul mere jaisi.
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Retweeted That Guy (@Woh_ladka): what is common between the earth and my mom's kitchen? Ek bhi plate idhar se udhar ho jaye to bhukamp aa jata hai...😂😂
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Retweeted ну∂αяαвα∂ωαℓι ☺ (@tweets_chor): Sakshi - Coach Kuldeep Deepa - Coach Bisbeshwar Sindhu- Coach Gopi Time for men to say.' Behind every successful woman, there's a man' 😜 👊
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Retweeted N (@ennwhee): AC repair guys want me to specify the fault to register an online complaint but I can't find an option that says gad gad aawaz aa rahi hai
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Retweeted Drunken Dude (@_imbrijesh): In india trains r not called by their names, they r called by 8 BAJE WALI, 9 BAJE WALI😂😂😂😂
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): I wonder how people who type "hiiiiiiii" instead of "hi" have so much free time.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): I am so middle class that i punch and kick the remote control instead of replacing the batteries.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): "In this same office, firing you." - Best answer to the "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): I've had such a bad week. First my girlfriend got run over by a bus, then I lost my job.. ..as a bus driver
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Admit it, atleast once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the heck down.
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Retweeted Twisted Reality (@Away_Label_Not): Does every family have a plastic bag full of plastic bags?
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Wife: doing make up honey, wait! Husband: you don't need make up baby.. Wife: awww.. Really? Husband: you need plastic surgery..
Monday, August 22, 2016
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Q. Which month is girl's favorite month? Ans. Awwwgust.
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Retweeted ParthS (@ThisIsSPartha): "Beta jara sabji laana" or "Beta ye bill bhar ke aana" are part of my only motivation for stepping out of the house in my free time.
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Retweeted ✴चश्मिश कुडी✴ (@Hetal_Thakkar9): He:-ये दिल अब सिर्फ तुम्हारा है। She:-ओके तो इसे बेचकर iphone दिलवा दो।😋 #breakup
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Retweeted TheBBC (@BabaBakChod): Truth hardly works in this world, because everybody wants to be happy here.
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Retweeted ^छुटकी सी निक्की ^ (@desi_girlNikki): Some people desperately need to ask *aap bhad me khud jaoge ya drop krke aaye aapko* 😶😶
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me an idiot.
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Retweeted Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy): Do whatever shit you want to do in life. People will judge a chicken for crossing a road too.
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Retweeted half illiterate (@anpadh00): ऑफिस में अगर आप अपनी भड़ास न निकाल पाओ तो डिस्पोजल ग्लास का ढंग से कचूमर निकले
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Retweeted Arun Lal (@dhaikilokatweet): Shadi ke baad se ek bhi picture nhi dikhayi.. tum mujhe bilkul bhi PVR nhi karte
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Retweeted गुरुघंटाल (शोनाBaBu) (@dillikakadak): SBI: Clerk1-क्या कर रहा हे? Clerk2-कस्टमर का वेट C1-ज्यादा कमेरा मत बन C2-ना यार सुबह से किसी को ServerDown नहीं बोला तो बेचैनी हो रही हे
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Retweeted Sabudana khichadi (@Dishasatra): Getting admitted in hospital is an achievement because you get a ward.
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Retweeted समारा (@why_russ): कुछ लोगों के सिग्नेचर ऐसे होते हैं जैसे वो पेन चला कर देख रहे हो कि चलता है या नहीं! 😂😂
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Retweeted Sailing Cloud (@twinitisha): Opportunity knocked your door but you were too busy scrolling your phone!
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): Maine ek chote bachhe se poocha "kaun se school mein jaate ho? Bachha - main jaata nahi, mujhe bheja jaata hai
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Retweeted Sailing Cloud (@twinitisha): Women are from trial room. Men are from payment counter.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros.
Sunday, August 21, 2016
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Retweeted muh_pe_bolunga (@muh_pe_bolunga): Bolt : i am fastest. Mom's chappal : lol , rofl 😂😂😂😂 Bolt : 😢😢.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Height of +ve attitude: On chat - Boy: i love you Girl: hahahahaha Boy to his friend: bhai, usne 5 baar ha bola. 😁
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): My parents did not force me to study as much as facebook forces me to install messenger.
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): रविवार का बेसब्री से इंतजार रहता था क्यूंकि 12:00 बजे शक्तिमान आने वाला होता था ☺
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): "Stressed" backwards is "desserts" so chill and have that cupcake.
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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): Forget Angrezi Lemons... When Life offers you Golgappa... Don't forget to ask for the free paapdi...
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): Who are we ? Indians What do we want? Medal in Olympics What do we want our children to become? Doctors or engineers
Saturday, August 20, 2016
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me.
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Retweeted Drunken Dude (@_imbrijesh): Studies have prove that . . . . Bald people have no hair😂😂😂😂
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): *school memories* For my class, there was no Good Morning. It was Goooooooooood Morning Teacher.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): *school memories* When my teacher says, "this is the worst class I've ever seen. Proud moment
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?" *45 minutes later* Me: "I'm very comfortable with silence."
Friday, August 19, 2016
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Olympics Olympict Olympiet Olympket Olymcket Olyicket Olricket Ocricket Cricket #India
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): O dariya.. mujhe nahi jaana uss paar Aaya Ganja mera, aaya Ganja mera.. - Drug addict
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Retweeted JYOTI # HTL (@jyotjag): Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ki Dosti Me Dub Jau, ___\(‘,')/___ -_ -_ -_ – _ - – - – - - Oye Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Me Toh Mazak Kar Raha Tha
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself...
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Whenever my girlfriend sings, I open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): She: what do you do? He: Phd She: wow! Doctorate He: no. Pizza Hut Delivery
Thursday, August 18, 2016
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): Kiss karte samay naak beech me nai aati. ~ Surpnakha
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Retweeted Sarcastic World (@sarcastictroler): He - Hey, Whats your hobby ? She - I love cherishing moments He - Wow so ur photographer ? She - No I take screenshots of chats
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Retweeted Sarcastic World (@sarcastictroler): Just saw a girl eating Oreo without twisting it open & licking cream Me - Excuse me mam, we live in a society with rules kindly follow them
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Retweeted Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor): I stopped going to Temple after I came to know... 1 like=1 prayer
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Retweeted Deadshot (@nishantgola): फिल्मों में जितनी जल्दी लोग विदेश पहुँचते दिखाए जाते हैं उतनी देर में हमारे पहचान पत्र की फोटोकॉपी भी नही हो पाती दोनों तरफ से।😂😂
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
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Retweeted Narendra Modi (@narendramodi): On this very auspicious day of Raksha Bandhan, Sakshi Malik, a daughter of India, wins a Bronze & makes all of us very proud. #Rio2016
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): इंतजार कर रहा पति- अरे और कितनी देर लगाओगी? पत्नी ( गुस्से में )~चिल्लाना बन्द करो घण्टे से कह रही हूँ 5 मिनट में आ रही हूँ समझ नही आता 😂😂
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): आज तक ऐसी गहरी और खतरनाक चाल तो सतरंज के विश्वनाथन आनंद भी नहीं चल पाए होंगे जैसी स्टार प्लस के सीरियल में सास और बहु आपस में चलती है ।
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
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Retweeted ღ Dolphin ღ (@jhalli_arti): Relative-aur beta aage kya socha hai👵 Boy- kuch nhi uncle bas tanki bhar gyi hogi to motor band kr dunga😕😕
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Retweeted teddy (@dimwittedjoker): बीवी : मैं तुमसे नाराज़ हूँ .... पति : मैंने क्या किया ??? बीवी : तुमने सॉरी बोलकर मेरे लड़ाई के मूड का सत्यानाश कर दिया .. पति : 😳😳😳
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Retweeted ⭐~~ Alisha ~~⭐#TMG (@Bae_ki_smile): Wrong call by a boy ☎️ Tring Tring Boy : #अपुन_बोला tu meri laila Girl : ye laila teri le legi tu likh ke le le Boy cuts the call 😂😂😂
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): 90% of people will fake laugh when they don't understand what someone said to them.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): At a restaurant? Wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch!
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People aren't necessarily mad at someone for leaving, they're mad at themselves for still hoping they'll come back.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): Always put your phone in your pocket with the screen facing your leg, so in case you bump into something your phone's screen is protected.
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Retweeted Mr. Smoker (@Itsmy_rule): इंसान एक जोक पे तीन बार हँसते है पहली बार सबको देख के, दूसरी बार जब हँसता है जब जोक समझ आता है, तीसरी तब पहली बार तो फालतू में हँसा था।
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Retweeted Thakur(3D) (@Thakur_sholay): आजकल कोलगेट में नमक और शैम्पू में विटामिन,बादाम मिनरल पाए जा रहे हैं…डर है किसी दिन ये दोनों मिड-डे मिल के मेन्यू में शामिल न कर दिए जाएं😃😂
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Retweeted The legends (@Kmr_Ani8): आजकल के बच्चे बहुत सीधे है,खुद बैग,बॉटल लेकर चुपचाप बस का वेट करते है,एक हम थे जिनको रिक्शे पर बैठाने के लिए नाटो सेना की मदद लेनी पड़ती थी😂
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Retweeted VickyPedia (@nice_indian): आजकल लोग इतनी जाँच शादी करने से पहले लड़के और लड़की की नहीं करते जितनी जाँच 1000 और 500 रुपये का नोट लेने से पहले करते है 😁
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Retweeted Neha Chauhan #HTL ❣❣ (@NehaCha73181383): पत्थरो तुम्हारी औकात ही क्या है ???😎 आज के इन्सान का दिल तो 😭 उफ्फ्फ्फ़....
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Retweeted ʂąɬɧყąŋ ƈɧųɠɧ (@chughsatyan): What does #UsainBolt do when he misses his bus... He waits for it at the next stop...
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Retweeted Dude छिछोरा (@akjjhajhria): *uncle enters बेटा 43 रूपये छुट्टे हूँ तो देना ऑटो वाले को, मेरे पास 50 का है *after 2 min अंकल 96 देके आया हूँ, जाओ वापस भी ले जाएगा
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Retweeted Arpit Bhargava (@imarpitbhargava): Nobody awaits for rakshabandhan as much as the sales manager of Cadbury 😝
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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): थोड़ी बेइज्जती तो उस समय भी हो ही जाती है जब कोई पेन देनेवाला बोले भैया..याद से लौटा देना😛
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): 'K' is the worst, most annoying, most irritating, aggravating response ever.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Isn't it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying? If people killed people for being annoying, I would’ve died 20 years ago
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): There are three stages of sadness: 1) Sad 2) Very Sad 3) Remove WhatsApp DP & Status
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): A mosquito bit Karna. Wo machchar daani ban gayaa.
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Retweeted #Dhakkanz Official (@dhakkanz): My #Followers are like my hair. Everyday I lose more than I what I gain. #Dhakkanz
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Retweeted فارحہ (@eDeepika): जो अच्छे समय में बहुत भाव खाते हैं, वो बुरे वक़्त में वडा पाव खाते हैं
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Retweeted reshma (@rreshma5): तुम रात दिन पढ़ कर कलेक्टर बने प्रिये , हम बिना पढ़े बनी कलेक्टरनी ,,, बोलो कौन जीता
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Retweeted Immortal Mosquito (@KaatLoonga): Teacher: सॉलिड, लिक्विड, और गैस के मिश्रण का नाम बताओ। 😈 Student: चखना, दारु और सिगरेट का धुआँ 😂
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
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Retweeted खुद गब्बर™ (@khud_gabbar007): नींद चुरायी मेरी... कीसने ओ सनम... तूने... ~ Me to Alarm Clock
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Retweeted Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti): Whenever Karishma Kapoor is upset she feels low-low.
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Never disrespect good people they are the one who helps you in worst time.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): You've changed ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you"
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): "सच" को... तमीज़ ही नहीं... बात करने की... "झूठ" को देखो ....कितना मीठा बोलता है..!!
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Retweeted Rashogulla•°●○ (@ShwetacuteSs): If life gives you lemons !!, sell them in market !! ~ dukh apni jagah marketing apni jagah !!
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Retweeted *Naaz* (@NaazSpeaks): बेकार ही कहते हैं अपने यहाँ कि दूध दही घी में ताकत होती है सारे मेडल तो पिज्जा- बर्गर वाले ले गए। 😟😞
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Psychology says, never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): There are two types of broken people : 1. Who cry alone in darkness 2. Who cry on facebook with 49 others 😦😭
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Retweeted DhuanDhari (@DhuanDhari): ग़म और ख़ुशी एक ही दरवाज़े पर मिल जाते हैं। किसी स्कूल के सामने खड़े होना सुबह 8 बजे और दोपहर 2 बजे।
Monday, August 15, 2016
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Mentally, it's hard to wait around for something you know might not ever happen.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): Your relationship with people is 85% your attitude towards them.
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): If curd is Gangadhar, then lassi must be Shaktiman.
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Retweeted Drunken Dude (@_imbrijesh): Me: wats ur zodiac sign??? She: cancer n urs ???😍😍 Me: asthama😂😂😂 **Blocked**
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Retweeted जलपरी ★★★☔ (@DezireUnlimited): विदेशों में लोग कहते है - "घर जाओ, तुमने पी रखी है" • • • • हमारे देश में कहते हैं - "अबे घर मत जा, तूने पी रखी है"।🍻😁 #WA
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Retweeted दरोगा बाबू #HTL (@THe__SToner): तू इंग्लिश गानो की बेस सी_ मै जनरेटर का शोर प्रिया_😑
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Retweeted दरोगा बाबू #HTL (@THe__SToner): तू फ्रेश पिज़्ज़ा सी_ मै तीन दिन पुराना समोसा प्रिय_😎
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Retweeted Lovely Rajput (@LadyDynamite_): ~रिश्ते इत्तिफ़ाक से जुड तो जाते हैं, पर इत्तिफ़ाक से टूटते नहीं।
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Retweeted समारा (@why_russ): 2 नंबर के प्रश्न का उत्तर 5 पेज में करने वाले बच्चे ही बड़े होकर ससुराल सिमर का,साथ निभाना साथिया जैसे सीरियल्स के स्क्रिप्ट राइटर बनते है!😑
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): If you ever get caught sleeping on the job or in school, slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus' name, amen."
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): 85% of people have pretended to have " never gotten that text message " from that person who annoys them.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is considered a brain stimulant.
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Retweeted Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor): *calls* Friend: happy birthday bhai Birthday boy: thanks Bhai *5min silence* Friend: chal bhai happy birthday Birthday boy:ha bhai Goodnight
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): People are generally more honest when physically tired. This is why people confess things during late night conversations.
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Retweeted Dave Sitzler (@DaveSitzler): Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard #quote
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): John was beating villains. And Villains be like : John Abraham karo!
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): My girlfriend says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): 15 minutes of exercise a day can extend the average person's lifespan by three years
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Retweeted Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna): Person- Flag kitne ka hai? Poor Guy- 5₹ ka sahab Person- Itna mehenga 2₹ ka dede Poor Guy- Bhai itni hi gareebi hai toh download karlo
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People are more willing to express how they really feel through text messages than they are in person.
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Retweeted Arpit Bhargava (@imarpitbhargava): मुझे तो आज कल हर दूसरी लड़की से प्यार हो रहा है😍, पर problem ये है कि हर दूसरी लड़की को मुझसे प्यार नहीं हो रहा है😡
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Falling in love produces the same high as taking cocaine
Sunday, August 14, 2016
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Wife to Gupta ji - तुमने कभी मुझे सोना, हीरा या मोती गिफ्ट नहीं दिया ..... Gupta ji ने एक मुट्ठी मिट्टी उठा के Wife के हाथ मे दिया .... Wife - ये क्या है ??? Gupta ji - मेरे देश की धरती सोना उगले,, उगले हीरे मोती, मेरे देश की धरती .... Wife né Gupta ji ko एक थपड़ जड़ दिया और कहा :: ये देश है वीर जवानों का,, अलबेलों का मस्तानो का 😎😰🤕 *Happy Independence in advance*
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): The 4 biggest problems the world 🌎 is facing right now : 1. Poverty 2. Terrorism 3. Global Warming 4. Smartphones battery 🔋 backup
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): *school memories* Filling colors with pen in my book, wherever i see any picture.
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जवानी मे दिल टूटने पर भी इतना दुःख नहीं होता है जितना बचपन मे 98 पे साँप के काटने पर सीधे 6 पर पहुँचने पर होता था!
Saturday, August 13, 2016
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Retweeted बाबा वैरागी (@vairagibaba): मां छोटी मुसीबतों में काम आती है पिता बड़ी मुसीबतों में जैसे अगर चींटी काटी तो..... उई मां और अगर शेर आ गया तो...... अरे बाप रे 😀😀😉😉😉😉😉😂😂
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Retweeted बाबा वैरागी (@vairagibaba): बचपन: बड़ा होकर पायलट बनूँगा, डॉक्टर बनूँगा या इंजीनियर बनूँगा.... . . . . . जवानी: "अरे भाई वो चपरासी वाला फॉर्म निकला की नही अभी तक" 😂😂😂😝😝
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Retweeted बाबा वैरागी (@vairagibaba): 😳 सावधान 😳 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 😄विश्राम😄 15 August पास आ गया है Practice चालू रखे. 😝😝😂😂😂😊😊😊😉😉😉😉
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): On average, flight tickets are the absolute cheapest 54 days before the flight.
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Retweeted Gujju Rocks (@gujjubhen): याददाश्त का कमज़ोर होना बुरी बात नहीं है... बड़े बेचैन रहते है वो लोग जिन्हे हर बात याद रहती है...!!!
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Retweeted pr@m0d™g【BMJ】 (@its_pram0d): भागी दौड़ी सी ये जिंदगी.... रुके थके से सारे जज्बात...
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Bollywood Rule : If you start dancing on the street every single person you meet will know all the steps.
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शेयर मार्केट में पैसा कैसे डूबता है ?? एक बार एक आदमी ने गाँव वालों से कहा कि वो 100 रु. में एक बन्दर 🐒 खरीदेगा, ये सुनकर सभी गाँव वाले नजदीकी जंगल की ओर दौड़ पड़े और वहां से बन्दर पकड़ पकड़ कर 100 रु. में उस आदमी को बेचने लगे ....... कुछ दिन बाद ये सिलसिला कम हो गया और लोगों की इस बात में दिलचस्पी कम हो गयी ....... फिर उस आदमी ने कहा की वो एक एक 🐒बन्दर के लिए 200 रु. देगा , ये सुनकर लोग फिर बन्दर 🐒 पकड़ने में लग गये। लेकिन कुछ दिन बाद मामला फिर ठंडा हो गया .... अब उस आदमी ने कहा कि वो बंदरों के लिए 500 रु. देगा , लेकिन क्यूंकि उसे शहर जाना था, उसने इस काम के लिए एक असिस्टेंट नियुक्त कर दिया ........ 500 रु. सुनकर गाँव वाले बदहवास हो गए , लेकिन पहले ही लगभग सारे बन्दर पकड़े जा चुके थे इसलिए उन्हें कोई हाथ नहीं लगा ......। तब उस आदमी का असिस्टेंट उनसे आकर कहता है ..... "आप लोग चाहें तो सर के पिंजरे में से 400 -400 रु. में बन्दर 🐒 खरीद सकते हैं , जब सर आ जाएँ तो 500-500 में बेच दीजियेगा।" गाँव वालों को ये प्रस्ताव भा गया और उन्होंने (100-200 रु. में बेचे हुए) सारे बन्दर 🐒 400 - 400 रु. में खरीद लिए ....। अगले दिन न वहां कोई असिस्टेंट था और न ही कोई सर.। बस बन्दर ही बन्दर... 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 😂😜😜😜 Welcome to share market
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एक अमीर आदमी अपने प्यारे डॉगी 🐕 के साथ बगीचे में मॉर्निंग वाक कर रहा था। अचानक झाड़ियों के पीछे से एक नकाबपोश निकला और ताबड़तोड़ 4-5गोलियां कुत्ते को मार दी और अमीर आदमी को कुछ नहीं किया। आदमी ने नकाबपोश से पूछा: "ये क्या किया भाई!!!" नकाबपोश बोला: "your wife gave me one lac and said to 'Go kill that son-of-a-bitch" अमीर आदमी ने नकाबपोश को बाहों में भर लिया और उसे धन्यवाद देते हुए बोला: "भाई! मैं यह तो नहीं जानता की तुम्हारी अंग्रेजी टीचर कौन थी मगर मैं उनका हमेशा अहसानमंद रहूंगा"। 😀😀😇😇😄😄😃
Friday, August 12, 2016
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): She: Mai to chai ke bina zinda nahi reh sakti aur tum? He: mujhe zinda rakhne ke liye tumhara pyar hi coffee hai.
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Retweeted Rachna Sharma (@ShinyMrsSharma): कभी उलझते कभी सुलझते, कभी बनते - कभी बिगङते, मन ही मन मेँ बातेँ करते, तमाम सवाल और रिश्ते ....!!!!
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Retweeted Rachna Sharma (@ShinyMrsSharma): कभी-कभी खामोशियां ही बेहतर है शब्दों से लोग रूठते बहुत है...
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): बरसात के मकोड़े हमें यही सिखाते हैं कि जिन लोगों के ' पंख ' लग जाते हैं, वो बस कुछ ही दिन के मेहमान होते हैं...
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): "कुछ रिश्ते,जिंदगी बदल देते है..."यारों...!" मिले तब भी... ना मिले तब भी .....!"
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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Normal guy : Grandpa is dead! Instagrammer : #Grandpa #Died #Heartfail #Instadead #Kandha #Graveyard #Deathscene #Tag4likes #Follow4Follow
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): एक बच्चे ने प्रश्न पूछा मेरी तो बोलती बंद हो गई, अगर योग करने से रोग नहीं होता तो फिर बाबा रामदेव पतंजलि की इतनी दवाइयाँ क्यों बनाते?
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): उत्पादकता के आधार पर 'ख्याली पुलाव' देश का राष्ट्रीय व्यंजन घोषित हो जाना चाहिए।
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): जब से रिफिल वाले पेन चालू हुए हैं, तब से स्कूल में शर्ट पर इंक छिड़क कर बदला लेने की प्राचीन परंपरा विलुप्त होने के कगार पर है।
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): मेरे भारत का हर शहर है नगीना; बारिश पड़ती है आधा घंटा, कीचड़ पूरा महीना।
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Retweeted @mit (@ScorpioAmits): अगर जिन्दगी के किसी मोड़ पे लोग आपको अनसुना करें तो कृपया चेक कर लें कि सामने वाले के कान में इयर फोन तो नही?
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Retweeted मुन्ना (@FasterMK): ATM से बैलेंस चेक कियापर्ची पर लिखा आया जब खाते मे कुछ है ही नही तो काहे आ जाते हो जलील होने ये पर्ची छापने में हमारे 2 रूपये बेकार करते हो
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Retweeted वो तीन (@Luvamit049): डिटर्जेंट की ऐड में जितनी शरीफ 'Moms' दिखाई जाती हैं असल मे ऐसी नही होतीं, कयुंकि कपड़ो से पहले वो बच्चे की धुलाई करती हैं
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
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Retweeted Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta): Boy: Hi Hargis, how are you? Girl: Mera naam Nargis hai, Hargis nahi. Boy: Sorry, mujhe laga ladkiyon ki Na me Ha hoti hai
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
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Whatsapp पर सबके DP तिरंगे हैं, ध्यान रखें अगर गलती से गर्लफ्रेंड वाला मैसेज बीवी को चला गया तो आप पंद्रह अगस्त से पहले ही आज़ाद हो जायेंगे.
Monday, August 8, 2016
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Retweeted Dayal Yadav (@dayal_my): रेल्वे क्रासिंग के नीचे से मोटरसाइकिल निकालने का कोई कामपेटिशन अगर ओलिंपिक में होता तो भारत ढेरों सोने का मेडल ले आता। 😂
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: "That's how far behind I am!"
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Saturday, August 6, 2016
Friday, August 5, 2016
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): The average person spend about 25 years of their life sleeping
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): It's so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded..
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Retweeted Quotlr (@quotlr): There are no gains without pains. ~Benjamin Franklin #pain #quote
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Sometimes, it's best to keep quiet. Silence can say so much without you ever having to say a single word.
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Retweeted Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor): G1: Choti aaj mai mandir gayi par ek paap ho gaya G2: kya di? G1: Selfie nahi li
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Retweeted ba dum tss (@milindsiingh): She- Show me your wild side? He- Show you what? She- Wild side 😡 He- *woof woof*
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Retweeted Sherman Hunter (@SDKHunter): Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. ― Aristotle #quote
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): The moon is much smaller than the Earth. You could fit 50 Moons inside the Earth.
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Retweeted Aditi (@dil_13_te_80_ve): बचपन handwriting सुधारने में गुज़र गया और जिंदगी keyboard पर बीत रही है.. #wa
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): It is a universal truth that everything you do is at least 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake anyone up.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): After many attempts to drown my sorrows, I'm starting to fear they may have learned to swim.
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Retweeted *Naaz* (@NaazSpeaks): दुनिया जीनियस को पागल समझती है और जीनियस के लिए पूरी दुनिया पागल है। #omg_फेक्ट 😁
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): The total weight combined of the world's ant population is actually heavier than the weight of the human population
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): The more you show your true love feelings, the more people find ways to hurt you.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve any problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes
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Retweeted Sherman Hunter (@SDKHunter): Smile. It is sunshine to others. – Joe Vitale #quote
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People with awkward personalities are natural stress relievers, easier to talk to & funnier than the average person.
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Retweeted Quotlr (@quotlr): Time heals old pain, while it creates new ones. ~Proverbs #grief #grieving #quote
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): When someone rejects or abandons or judges you, it isn't actually about you. ItÍs about them and their own insecurities.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Almost went outside without my phone and now I know what it’s like to lose your child at the mall.
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Retweeted निहारिका शाह वाधवा (@nihu_shah): माँ- ये फोटो तूने मुल्तानी मिट्टी लगाकर क्यों क्लिक की? 😨😞 मी- प्रिज्मा फिल्टर है मम्मी 😎😋
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Psychology: Distance doesn't necessarily ruin a relationship. You don't have to see someone everyday to be in love.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat
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फ़लसफ़े इश्क़ के, कब हुए मुक़म्मल इस जहाँ में.. किसी को बंदगी, तो किसी को नवाज़िश न मिली..
Thursday, August 4, 2016
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Retweeted रामा-रामा (@vik704): गर्लफ्रेंड के जाने से उसे ऐसा CDMA लगा मानो उसके GSM से जान निकल गयी हो
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Retweeted P.R. (@pr_akash_raj): 'Tum meri chinta mat karo, tum jao. Mujhe kuch nahi hoga' - The person who always dies in movies
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Retweeted Hunटरर♂ (@nickhunterr): Teacher:- What is relative velocity ? Me- The speed of a relative in which they will reach to you before your result .
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Retweeted High_Roller (@Goodboy_Badman): There are two types of relationships: 1: Worth 2: Vyarth
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): She: show me your wild side? He: 😎 |\👐 / \_ ━━━━━┓ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ😫ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃
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'सुनते हो, मुझे साडी चाहिये! अम्मा जान से मँगवाओ ना' 'कौन अम्मा जान?' 'अरे वही,अपनी दुकान,अम्मा जान अम्मा जान' 'अम्माजान नही Amazon है वो'
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Some of the Whatsapp groups have a secret competition - Who can wake up the earliest and write 'GM' in the group.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): School buses are yellow because humans notice the color yellow 1.24 times faster than another eye-catching color
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Game: "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *minutes later* "How the hell do you play this?"
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
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Retweeted सुरेश परमार (@suresh_banna): “बेजुबां महफिल में शोर होने लगा..., ना जाने कौन पढ़ गया खामोशी मेरी!”
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Retweeted Hindustani 2.0 (@TheKhanSaab): खाक अच्छे दिन आये हैं ।एक मोहतरमा का झुमका सालो पहले बरेली के बाजार मे गिरा था।आज तक तो सरकार खोज नहीं पायी 😕
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Retweeted Hunटर♂ (@StressHunterr): Me : let me sleep. Brain : lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in life. Me : okay.
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Retweeted Insomniac (@DK_BOSS_): यहाँ साला घर में ढंग का नेटवर्क नहीं आता और वहां तालिबान वाले गुफाओं में बैठकर YouTube पे वीडियो अपलोड कर रहे है..
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Retweeted Insomniac (@DK_BOSS_): खौफ क्या होता है उस इंसान से पूछो, जो अपना मोबाइल , बीवी के पास भूल आया हो.. ✋😝😜
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Retweeted Byomkesh Bakshi (@byomkesbakshi): कुछ लोग खुद को इतना हाइजेनिक बताते हैं कि शादी पार्टी में भी घर से लाया टिफिन खाते रहते हैं ! #OMGFact
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Retweeted Byomkesh Bakshi (@byomkesbakshi): Friend: ये जीन्स कितने दिन तक नही बदलता ? Me: कोई पूछ ले तो दूसरे दिन बदल देता हूं वरना तीन हफ्ते तो चल ही जाते हैं 😁😂
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Retweeted मुकेश परमार™ (@mukeshparmar146): डीजीटल टेलीकास्ट और High Definition टेलीकास्ट की क्वालिटी में कया फर्क है? उतना ही जितना आप अपनी वाईफ और पडोसन के बीच में महसूस करते हो 😜😂
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Retweeted LaLiya (@Lala_The_Don): सादगी में सुंदरता होती तो सारे ब्यूटी पार्लरो पर ताले लग चुके होते !! 😁😂
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Retweeted Scooby Doo (@BlackKeth): A Film called "Cigarette" will be pass by the Cancer Board.
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Retweeted ⭐~~ Alisha ~~⭐ (@Bae_ki_smile): 👩Me:Finally I'm happy. No worries anymore.☺️💃 ⌛️Life: LOL, Aise kaise 😞😒
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Retweeted योगेश भावसार (@IMYogeshBhawsar): When I'm available no one texts me. But when I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me.😜😜😜😜😝
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Retweeted Photographer (@Vyangkaar): She : Do you love birds? He : Yup. She: Wow! Which? He : Chicken. Sometimes Tandoori sometimes Tikka.
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बङा वो नहीँ जो पैसे वाला है या उँचा रसूखदार है बल्कि बङा तो वो है जो सांभर के साथ खाया जाता है!
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): You know you truly miss someone when you attempt to force yourself to forget that individual...
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Retweeted Akshay (@ComedyBanda): Dad: Be like Amitabh Bachchan Me: Nai hoga! Dad: Kyun? Me: Abhi iss Umar me aur height nai badne wali Dad:*Slaps*
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not; they're looking at their phone.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their mind.
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
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Retweeted Bobby (@boobydeol): Somewhere between 'fill in the blanks' and 'fill in the banks', we all grew up
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Retweeted ROFL UPWallah (@UPWallah): "Abey jaa be.. bohot dekhe hai tere jaise" *One Chinese to another*
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Retweeted Glenfiddich (@galat_fehmi): In Facebook's DDLJ, Simran is feeling excited after running away with Raj and 27 others.
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Retweeted Viren (@Kaminapun): Me: Bhai 10 Samose diyo. Guy: Pack karne hain? Me: nahee. *opens mouth* le bhai muh mein bhar de.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Not being able to control your negative thoughts is also a warning sign of depression.
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Retweeted Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor): So basically every single person from Bhutan is "BHUTANi ke"
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Retweeted Gujju Rocks (@gujjubhen): There is one very simple rule for Success that we need to learn... Just TRY 1 MORE Time in a DIFFERENT Way, before you decide to QUIT... ☕
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Retweeted Niti (@mein_hoo): "कोई बेसबब, कोई बेताब, कोई चुप, कोई हैरान..! ऐ जिंदगी, तेरी महफ़िल के तमाशे ख़त्म नहीं होते"
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Retweeted रूस्तम``☺ (@jhakaashtweet): टीचर:आपको साड़ी चीज़ें स्कूल से ही लेनी होंगी, जैसे बुक्स, यूनिफार्म, शूज, बेल्ट etc पिता: और शिक्षा? टीचर: उसके लिए आप बहार ट्यूशन लगा लेना
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Retweeted जरा हट के (@Cute_Banda): ये कब चाहा कि मैं मशहूर हो जाऊँ... बस अपने आप को मंज़ूर हो जाऊँ...
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Retweeted Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy): Boss: Ye ley.. *hands salary slip* Me: *looks at the amount* Ye kya hai? 😐 Boss: Mazaak! 😎
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Retweeted The Hot कूल Guy (@Toruk_Macto7): Wah re duniya !!!!! ✴ लाइन छोटी है,पर मतलब बहुत बड़ा है ~ . . उम्र भर उठाया बोझ उस कील ने ... . . और लोग तारीफ़ तस्वीर की करते रहे .. 〰〰〰 ✴
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Retweeted үεηкι נαтт (@Singh079): ਨਫਰਤਾਂ ਦੇ ਬਾਜ਼ਾਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਜੀਣ ਦਾ ਆਪਣਾ ਈ ਮਜ਼ਾ ਹੈ , ਲੋਕ ਰਵਾਓੁਣਾ ਨਹੀ ਛੱਡਦੇ ਅਸੀ ਹਸਾਓੁਣਾ ਨਹੀ ਛੱਡਦੇ ?
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Retweeted John Legend (@johnlegend): Love each other. See each other's humanity. Hate doesn't defeat hate.
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Retweeted Sherman Hunter (@SDKHunter): The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese proverb. #quote
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Retweeted DJ Darrell Ripley© (@djdarrellripley): Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend...
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Retweeted Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty): I put my phone on charger when the battery's at 1%. And they said, i'm not adventurous enough.
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Retweeted ❤️!! सुष !!❤️ (@gsushma55): .. कुछ नहीं कहती.. अज़ीज़ हो गयी है.. मुझे अब ख़ामोशी मेरी.. #Sush!
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Retweeted Paul Bursey (@paulbursey): If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed. - David Viscott #quote
Monday, August 1, 2016
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Retweeted Insane Man (@Awara_Gardi): Que-Define Infinity? Ans- A group of girls talking to each other.
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Retweeted Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor): Aunty: Shinchan kya kar raha hai? Shinchan: nahara 😂😭😭😭
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Retweeted गपlu彡 (@sunn_le): पिछले जन्म में ज़रूर अच्छे कर्म किये होंगे। तभी Charging Point Bed के बिलकुल पास मिला है..😂
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People say "never give up" but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're wasting your time.
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Retweeted Black Cherry (@NanhiSi_Jaan): "The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it."
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery. That is why the cords for chargers are so short.
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Retweeted Hunटर♂ (@StressHunterr): He: Darling do u love me more than my money? She - ¥ € $.
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Retweeted Neha Chauhan #HTL ❣❣ (@NehaCha73181383): एक तुझपे Focus रख के😘 सारी दुनिया Blur कर दी...😎👻
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Retweeted रोनी स्मोकर (@ronee45): दुनिया के सबसे खतरनाक ईमानदार लोग वही है जो बड़ी सफाई से 250gm मूंगफली तौलवाते समय 100gm फ्री में खा जाते है. 😁😁
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Retweeted बेपरवाह (@Luvamit049): Whenever u feel stupid Always remember there are people who are looking for #PokemonGO outside
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): "Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): If good things come to those who wait, then I must have something ridiculously amazing coming!
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Retweeted बेपरवाह (@Luvamit049): Husband update his Facebook status : "good morning... such a lovely day.... i am so happy today" Wife commented : "Challenge accepted"
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): Aaj pehli tarikh h. Ek naye mahine aur ek naye din ka Aug Mon hua h.
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Wife:" (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason sharab nahi piyunga... Husband:" Reason hai... Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali bottle chaahiye🤔
Sunday, July 31, 2016
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Retweeted डि.के. (@itsdhruvism): "Captain America ko TV dekhne ka bahot sokh hai" "Tum ye kaise kahe sakte ho?" "Isiliye to pura din Dishtv sath me lekar ghumta hai"
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Retweeted देसी स्वेग (@PriyancaBajaj): Ankit Tiwari - Mujhse hi aaj mujhko mila de. Shopkeeper - Aree bhai, sidha sidha bolo na ki sheesha chahiye.
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Retweeted Tuk_टुक (@diikuuu): जो लोग ख्याली पुलाव पकाते है, वो इसे खाते भी है क्या... #Justasking
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Retweeted Rë tîrêđ đ@ñg ;) (@bhawna_katyal): पुजारी ने नारियल अपने सिर पर दे मारा जब एक लड़की ने उनसे पूछा-😳 . . पंडित जी व्रत में सादे पानी की जगह गोलगप्पे का पानी पी सकते हैं क्या ?
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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Retweeted Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag): Good behavior does not have any monetary value,but it has a power to purchase hearts of millions of people.
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Interviewer: one thing that you can do better than others? "Timepass" *laat maarke bahar*
Saturday, July 30, 2016
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Retweeted Desi बन्दा (@KommonIndianMan): रिश्तों में भरोसा और मोबाइल में नेटवर्क ना हो तो लोग Games खेलने लगते हैं
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Retweeted The Crazy Doctor (@ekdoctor): Q. If a group of ladies go for morning walk, which part of their body will do more exercise? Ans. Mouth
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Retweeted PhD in Bak*****☔ (@Atheist_Krishna): XYZ: Kal Sunday hai Me: Acha? XYZ: Tumhe pata nahi? Me: Nahi, mein berozgaar hoon.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Psychology states, once you've accepted your flaws, no one can ever use them against you.
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Retweeted रूस्तम``☺ (@jhakaashtweet): म्यूजिक चैंनलों की घटती TRP और न्यूज़ चैंनलों की बढ़ती TRP, से एक बात तो स्पस्ट हो जाती है के लोगों को अब बेस से ज्यादा क्लेश देखना पसंद है
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Retweeted Bunny (@Bunny_I_): Somebody find a cute girl for me so that she can ignore my texts.
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Retweeted बेपरवाह (@Luvamit049): उसने पूछा एक पल में जान कैसे निकलती है, मैने कहा, हाथ से मोबाइल को छोड़ के तो देख पता चल जायेगा😆
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Creative, confident and or intelligent individuals tend to talk to themselves more frequently.
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Retweeted Manoj Kumar (@IAmKumarManoj): यूँ तो कटे हुए उस पेड को एक जमाना हो गया... मगर ढूँढने अपना ठिकाना एक परींदा रोज आता है.!!
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IPS Question दिमाग है तो बताओ 3 सवाल, 1जवाब 1 बूढा, 1 बच्ची और 1 मुर्गी ले कर जा रहा था रास्ते मे उन्हें आदमी मिला उसने बाबा से 3 सवाल पूछे 1) बूढे बाबा आपकी उमर कितनी है ? 2) इस बच्ची का आप से कया रिश्ता है ? 3) इस मुर्गी की कीमत कितनी है ? बूढे ने सिर्फ 1 word बोला और आदमी को 3 सवालो का जवाब मिल गया 😊 तो बताओ बाबा ने वो कौन सा word बोला था.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): In order to be a good liar, you need to convince everyone that you are a bad liar.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Your brain waves change while watching TV - Watching too much TV can cause unfocused daydreaming and inability to concentrate.
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Retweeted Bade Babu (@ClerkofGod): Q. What's the opposite of compassionate? A. कमpassionate.
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Retweeted Ashish (@ashisharya24): मुहब्बत थी तो, चाँद अच्छा था; उतर गई तो, दाग दिखने लगे...
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
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Retweeted !! Kailash !! (@kailashparmar18): गर्लफ्रेंड से मिलने दिल्ली से गुड़गाँव जा रहा युवक जाम में फंसा. जाम खुलने पर घर पहुंचा तो गर्लफ्रेंड के बेटे ने कहा- 'मामा' 😂
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Retweeted राऊडी मलंग (@MalangRoudy): दुनिया का सबसे फुरसतिया आदमी वो होता है, जो शॉफ्टवेयर इंस्टॉल करते वक़्त 'टर्म एंड कन्डीशन' पूरा पढ़ने के बाद 'ओके' करता है।
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): When you fall asleep while over thinking, the mind remains active as if you were awake which is why you tend to wake up tired.
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Retweeted Dr. Sahab! (@Dr_Saaab): साहब बड़ा ही गजब रिवाज है इस मोहब्बत का भी, गुस्ताखियां निगाहें करती है और सजा दिल को मिलती है। #डॉ_साहब
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Retweeted ⭐~~ Alisha ~~⭐ (@Bae_ki_smile): Life's 3 best teachers 1. Heart break 💔 2. Empty pocket 💸👎 3. Failure ⏳⚠
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Retweeted pk (@PrathamOfficial): Fortune cookie is a samosa that went abroad and started dieting
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Retweeted Toral Joshi (@toral_joshi): Monsoon is the perfect season not for love . . . . . . . . . . But for Getting Viral infection .. So take care 😜😜😜😜
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Retweeted Avinash (@Bekar_chora): When I saw a beautiful girl- Bomb to tu h pr kasam se blast main ho gya.
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Retweeted Rahul Prajapati (@RahulReply): You are the reason why i wake up every morning... 😊 . Just kidding! I have office.
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Retweeted Hukum ka ikka (@addy_The_Mirchi): You can forgive your enemies more easily than your friends.. !!
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Retweeted Tu rahne de☺ (@RahneDe): Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own eyes..😢 #Fact
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): "Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance." - Alcohol.
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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): Goli maar do... par Saabu daana mat khilana... *My Food nightmare...*
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Retweeted perfectly IMPERFECT (@aaysha_aashu): सारी technology एक तरफ और रिमोट को पटक पटक के एक आध बार चला देना एक तरफ.... 😂😂😂
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Retweeted गुड़ से मीठा ;) (@pankajTHEbhatia): कुछ तमन्नाएँ अधूरी ही रह जाए तो अच्छा कहीं उनके पूरे होने पर जिंदगी खाली खाली ना हो जाए
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Retweeted गुड़ से मीठा ;) (@pankajTHEbhatia): मुझे उम्मीद है बस उस "रब" से ... "सब" से नहीं 😊
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Retweeted diV (@ULTi_KhOPdi_): Q. Agar magarmacch ko kauwe se phone pe baat krni ho to wo kya karega? A. Crocodile karega 😹😹
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): The new mouthwash I bought says "24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"
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Retweeted Maan ke Mouji... (@komalhriday4u): जोकर से पूछा भाई, तुम 👉 🎭 मास्क 🎭 क्युं लगाते हो ☝ जोकर का शानदार जवाब👌 👇 👽 लगा तो सब ने रखा हैं 👾👤👥 👉 पर दिखाई मेरा देता हैं 🎭🎅
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly!
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Retweeted Cryptic Mind (@Vishj05): That moment when you have to scroll in the dropdown menu to select your year of birth, you know you're getting old!!
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Retweeted diV (@ULTi_KhOPdi_): "Football khelne chalega?" "Nahi, main abhi soccer utha hu, mann nai hai." 😴
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Retweeted Vyomnaut(TeamRocket) (@TheRobustRascal): #Fact : No one can go to the Gym without telling everyone on Snapchat.
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Retweeted Hukum ka ikka (@addy_The_Mirchi): People used to get mad when someone read their diaries, now they put everything online, and get mad if people don't read them
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People automatically assume that you're mad at them when you're quiet.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I had a fight with the girlfriend and didn't see her for three days... Then the swelling went down and I could see her out of one eye.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Angry? Take a deep breath before you speak, because your mouth acts quicker than your brain.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): Running from problems won't solve them. Stay and fight.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without.
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Retweeted Anupam Jain (@chavinanupam): @naalayak_dude Breaking News!!! 😊 बारिश मे मेकअप धुलने के कारण लड़कियो 👩👩👩की सेल्फ़ी में भारी गिरावट।।
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): If you learned something, it wasn't a waste of time.
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Retweeted Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s): Friend1- My life's goal is to become a Tax expert. F2- Audit expert. F3- Financial expert. Me- Ek din main subah 6 baje uth ke rahunga.
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Retweeted TheBBC (@BabaBakChod): If the author of Da Vinci Code would have been a punjabi, the name of the novel would be "Vinci Da Code".
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Retweeted चौधरी IR☢N M∀N (@_IronMan93): The time when you don't care where your phone is, is called "मोक्ष"
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Businesses be like: Buy one get one free if you pay double for the first one.
Friday, July 29, 2016
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Retweeted Rishabh (@jokebazz): *Aaj tiffin mei sabzi kam hai* *Thodi Thodi khata hu* *Last bite left* *BC itni saari sabzi kaise bach gayi*
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): 'Battery life' is an interesting phrase...it signifies thas your smartphone's battery has a life, but you don't.
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तिल तेरे गाल का; All Black.. रंग तेरे बालों का; All Black.. सब तुझे देते है नम्बर पर तू करे बस मुझे; Call Back..
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Retweeted Mojo (@Singhlicious): Normal employees: Deal with work Government Employees: ढील with work
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Retweeted जज़्बात (@R_Vinod01): थोड़ा सुकून भी ढुँढिए जनाब … ये जरूरते तो कभी खत्म न होगी …
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Retweeted रूस्तम``☺ (@jhakaashtweet): साइकल वाले ने आदमी को टक्कर मारी और बोला:आप बहुत लकी हो आदमी:क्यों?? साइकल वाला:आज मेरी छुट्टी है, नहीं तो मैं ट्रक चलाता हूं
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Retweeted मोहित (@MohitParmarr): "Iski kya jaroorat thi" is India's version of "Thank You".
Thursday, July 28, 2016
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Retweeted Sudhir Chaudhary (@abhi_376): रहने की कुछ बेहतरीन जगहों में से, एक जगह अपनी औकात भी है....!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Retweeted Dipeniyaaaaaaaaa (@imdipu95): A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Retweeted Finding Funny (@Mawali_Qawalli): Current status: as happy as I look in my Aadhar card photo.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice or they like you. Take alligators for example.
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Retweeted Mr. Smoker (@Itsmy_rule): अभी तक मेने गेम ऑफ़ थ्रोन्स का एक भी एपिसोड और पोकेमोन गो एक बार भी नहीं खेला क्या समाज वाले मुझे बेदखल करेंगे?
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Sometime i do conversation with myself. That too in silent mode.
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): कोई देख ना सका उसकी बेबसी जो सासें बेच रहा हैं गुब्बारों मे डालकर।
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Retweeted Potato Face (@shreyag91): Everyone deserves a spouse who can make u love ur life when u felt its the end of the world for u, who gives u a reason to live EVERYDAY.
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Retweeted Rajat (@Sleep_conquerer): @saket__g @shairoftheday बरबादियों का शोक मनाना फ़िज़ूल था बरबादियों का जश्न मनाता चला गया
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): If you suspect someone's checking you out, yawn. If they yawn back, they were (yawning is visually contagious!).
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People who spend more time in the sun are happier, more optimistic and less likely to suffer from depression.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): RECYCLING RULE 101: if no one saw what clothes you were wearing today, its totally fine to wear them again tomorrow.
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): जहाँ कमरों में कैद हो जाती है "जिंदगी" लोग उसे शहर कहते हैं
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Retweeted भक्ति (@Hetal_Thakkar9): बचपन में मेरे पास सायकल से लेकर हेलिकॉप्टर था। . . . . खिलोने वाला बे..😒
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Retweeted Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor): " Zara si bill me de jagah tu" - Homeless mouse to another
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): My level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.
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Retweeted ♥ Friendship ♥ (@FriendshipTwts): The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes.
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Retweeted Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm): Which Dal does Narendra Modi Prefer ?? Ans ~ Tour Daal !!
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Retweeted Pungent. (@i_m_rathore): African kids have no idea their pictures are being used to collect RTs and likes on Facebook.
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Retweeted गुरुघंटाल iK सन्यासी (@dillikakadak): आज मेरी माँ ने सब्जी वाले से मोल-भाव कर 2₹ बचा लिए, अगर ऐसा ही चलता रहा तो वो दिन दूर नहीं जब मम्मी मुझे iPhone गिफ्ट में दे देंगी
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Retweeted pakalu papito (@pakalupapito): my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
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Retweeted काल्पनिक (@KaaalPanic): मैंने इतना घटिया और स्लो इंटरनेट चलाया हुआ है कि कभी 4G चला लिया तो उस दिन दिल का दौरा ही पड़ जाना है। 😨
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Retweeted Jubin (@AntiquityBlue): "Gujrat Police : Ame Tamne Charo Taraf Thi Gheri Lidha Chhe.. !! Gujrati chor : Saras... Toh Haave Garba chalu karo.
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): Suhana supper aur ye mausam hasin #BarishAurPakodey
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