Sunday, July 31, 2016
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Retweeted डि.के. (@itsdhruvism): "Captain America ko TV dekhne ka bahot sokh hai" "Tum ye kaise kahe sakte ho?" "Isiliye to pura din Dishtv sath me lekar ghumta hai"
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Retweeted देसी स्वेग (@PriyancaBajaj): Ankit Tiwari - Mujhse hi aaj mujhko mila de. Shopkeeper - Aree bhai, sidha sidha bolo na ki sheesha chahiye.
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Retweeted Tuk_टुक (@diikuuu): जो लोग ख्याली पुलाव पकाते है, वो इसे खाते भी है क्या... #Justasking
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Retweeted Rë tîrêđ đ@ñg ;) (@bhawna_katyal): पुजारी ने नारियल अपने सिर पर दे मारा जब एक लड़की ने उनसे पूछा-😳 . . पंडित जी व्रत में सादे पानी की जगह गोलगप्पे का पानी पी सकते हैं क्या ?
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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Retweeted Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag): Good behavior does not have any monetary value,but it has a power to purchase hearts of millions of people.
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Interviewer: one thing that you can do better than others? "Timepass" *laat maarke bahar*
Saturday, July 30, 2016
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Retweeted Desi बन्दा (@KommonIndianMan): रिश्तों में भरोसा और मोबाइल में नेटवर्क ना हो तो लोग Games खेलने लगते हैं
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Retweeted The Crazy Doctor (@ekdoctor): Q. If a group of ladies go for morning walk, which part of their body will do more exercise? Ans. Mouth
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Retweeted PhD in Bak*****☔ (@Atheist_Krishna): XYZ: Kal Sunday hai Me: Acha? XYZ: Tumhe pata nahi? Me: Nahi, mein berozgaar hoon.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Psychology states, once you've accepted your flaws, no one can ever use them against you.
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Retweeted रूस्तम``☺ (@jhakaashtweet): म्यूजिक चैंनलों की घटती TRP और न्यूज़ चैंनलों की बढ़ती TRP, से एक बात तो स्पस्ट हो जाती है के लोगों को अब बेस से ज्यादा क्लेश देखना पसंद है
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Retweeted Bunny (@Bunny_I_): Somebody find a cute girl for me so that she can ignore my texts.
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Retweeted बेपरवाह (@Luvamit049): उसने पूछा एक पल में जान कैसे निकलती है, मैने कहा, हाथ से मोबाइल को छोड़ के तो देख पता चल जायेगा😆
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Creative, confident and or intelligent individuals tend to talk to themselves more frequently.
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Retweeted Manoj Kumar (@IAmKumarManoj): यूँ तो कटे हुए उस पेड को एक जमाना हो गया... मगर ढूँढने अपना ठिकाना एक परींदा रोज आता है.!!
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IPS Question दिमाग है तो बताओ 3 सवाल, 1जवाब 1 बूढा, 1 बच्ची और 1 मुर्गी ले कर जा रहा था रास्ते मे उन्हें आदमी मिला उसने बाबा से 3 सवाल पूछे 1) बूढे बाबा आपकी उमर कितनी है ? 2) इस बच्ची का आप से कया रिश्ता है ? 3) इस मुर्गी की कीमत कितनी है ? बूढे ने सिर्फ 1 word बोला और आदमी को 3 सवालो का जवाब मिल गया 😊 तो बताओ बाबा ने वो कौन सा word बोला था.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): In order to be a good liar, you need to convince everyone that you are a bad liar.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Your brain waves change while watching TV - Watching too much TV can cause unfocused daydreaming and inability to concentrate.
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Retweeted Bade Babu (@ClerkofGod): Q. What's the opposite of compassionate? A. कमpassionate.
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Retweeted Ashish (@ashisharya24): मुहब्बत थी तो, चाँद अच्छा था; उतर गई तो, दाग दिखने लगे...
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
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Retweeted !! Kailash !! (@kailashparmar18): गर्लफ्रेंड से मिलने दिल्ली से गुड़गाँव जा रहा युवक जाम में फंसा. जाम खुलने पर घर पहुंचा तो गर्लफ्रेंड के बेटे ने कहा- 'मामा' 😂
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Retweeted राऊडी मलंग (@MalangRoudy): दुनिया का सबसे फुरसतिया आदमी वो होता है, जो शॉफ्टवेयर इंस्टॉल करते वक़्त 'टर्म एंड कन्डीशन' पूरा पढ़ने के बाद 'ओके' करता है।
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): When you fall asleep while over thinking, the mind remains active as if you were awake which is why you tend to wake up tired.
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Retweeted Dr. Sahab! (@Dr_Saaab): साहब बड़ा ही गजब रिवाज है इस मोहब्बत का भी, गुस्ताखियां निगाहें करती है और सजा दिल को मिलती है। #डॉ_साहब
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Retweeted ⭐~~ Alisha ~~⭐ (@Bae_ki_smile): Life's 3 best teachers 1. Heart break 💔 2. Empty pocket 💸👎 3. Failure ⏳⚠
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Retweeted pk (@PrathamOfficial): Fortune cookie is a samosa that went abroad and started dieting
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Retweeted Toral Joshi (@toral_joshi): Monsoon is the perfect season not for love . . . . . . . . . . But for Getting Viral infection .. So take care 😜😜😜😜
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Retweeted Avinash (@Bekar_chora): When I saw a beautiful girl- Bomb to tu h pr kasam se blast main ho gya.
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Retweeted Rahul Prajapati (@RahulReply): You are the reason why i wake up every morning... 😊 . Just kidding! I have office.
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Retweeted Hukum ka ikka (@addy_The_Mirchi): You can forgive your enemies more easily than your friends.. !!
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Retweeted Tu rahne de☺ (@RahneDe): Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own eyes..😢 #Fact
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): "Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance." - Alcohol.
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Retweeted Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020): Goli maar do... par Saabu daana mat khilana... *My Food nightmare...*
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Retweeted perfectly IMPERFECT (@aaysha_aashu): सारी technology एक तरफ और रिमोट को पटक पटक के एक आध बार चला देना एक तरफ.... 😂😂😂
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Retweeted गुड़ से मीठा ;) (@pankajTHEbhatia): कुछ तमन्नाएँ अधूरी ही रह जाए तो अच्छा कहीं उनके पूरे होने पर जिंदगी खाली खाली ना हो जाए
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Retweeted गुड़ से मीठा ;) (@pankajTHEbhatia): मुझे उम्मीद है बस उस "रब" से ... "सब" से नहीं 😊
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Retweeted diV (@ULTi_KhOPdi_): Q. Agar magarmacch ko kauwe se phone pe baat krni ho to wo kya karega? A. Crocodile karega 😹😹
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): The new mouthwash I bought says "24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"
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Retweeted Maan ke Mouji... (@komalhriday4u): जोकर से पूछा भाई, तुम 👉 🎭 मास्क 🎭 क्युं लगाते हो ☝ जोकर का शानदार जवाब👌 👇 👽 लगा तो सब ने रखा हैं 👾👤👥 👉 पर दिखाई मेरा देता हैं 🎭🎅
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly!
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Retweeted Cryptic Mind (@Vishj05): That moment when you have to scroll in the dropdown menu to select your year of birth, you know you're getting old!!
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Retweeted diV (@ULTi_KhOPdi_): "Football khelne chalega?" "Nahi, main abhi soccer utha hu, mann nai hai." 😴
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Retweeted Vyomnaut(TeamRocket) (@TheRobustRascal): #Fact : No one can go to the Gym without telling everyone on Snapchat.
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Retweeted Hukum ka ikka (@addy_The_Mirchi): People used to get mad when someone read their diaries, now they put everything online, and get mad if people don't read them
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People automatically assume that you're mad at them when you're quiet.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I had a fight with the girlfriend and didn't see her for three days... Then the swelling went down and I could see her out of one eye.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Angry? Take a deep breath before you speak, because your mouth acts quicker than your brain.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): Running from problems won't solve them. Stay and fight.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without.
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Retweeted Anupam Jain (@chavinanupam): @naalayak_dude Breaking News!!! 😊 बारिश मे मेकअप धुलने के कारण लड़कियो 👩👩👩की सेल्फ़ी में भारी गिरावट।।
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): If you learned something, it wasn't a waste of time.
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Retweeted Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s): Friend1- My life's goal is to become a Tax expert. F2- Audit expert. F3- Financial expert. Me- Ek din main subah 6 baje uth ke rahunga.
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Retweeted TheBBC (@BabaBakChod): If the author of Da Vinci Code would have been a punjabi, the name of the novel would be "Vinci Da Code".
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Retweeted चौधरी IR☢N M∀N (@_IronMan93): The time when you don't care where your phone is, is called "मोक्ष"
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): Businesses be like: Buy one get one free if you pay double for the first one.
Friday, July 29, 2016
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Retweeted Rishabh (@jokebazz): *Aaj tiffin mei sabzi kam hai* *Thodi Thodi khata hu* *Last bite left* *BC itni saari sabzi kaise bach gayi*
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): 'Battery life' is an interesting phrase...it signifies thas your smartphone's battery has a life, but you don't.
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तिल तेरे गाल का; All Black.. रंग तेरे बालों का; All Black.. सब तुझे देते है नम्बर पर तू करे बस मुझे; Call Back..
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Retweeted Mojo (@Singhlicious): Normal employees: Deal with work Government Employees: ढील with work
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Retweeted जज़्बात (@R_Vinod01): थोड़ा सुकून भी ढुँढिए जनाब … ये जरूरते तो कभी खत्म न होगी …
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Retweeted रूस्तम``☺ (@jhakaashtweet): साइकल वाले ने आदमी को टक्कर मारी और बोला:आप बहुत लकी हो आदमी:क्यों?? साइकल वाला:आज मेरी छुट्टी है, नहीं तो मैं ट्रक चलाता हूं
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Retweeted मोहित (@MohitParmarr): "Iski kya jaroorat thi" is India's version of "Thank You".
Thursday, July 28, 2016
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Retweeted Sudhir Chaudhary (@abhi_376): रहने की कुछ बेहतरीन जगहों में से, एक जगह अपनी औकात भी है....!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Retweeted Dipeniyaaaaaaaaa (@imdipu95): A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Retweeted Finding Funny (@Mawali_Qawalli): Current status: as happy as I look in my Aadhar card photo.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice or they like you. Take alligators for example.
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Retweeted Mr. Smoker (@Itsmy_rule): अभी तक मेने गेम ऑफ़ थ्रोन्स का एक भी एपिसोड और पोकेमोन गो एक बार भी नहीं खेला क्या समाज वाले मुझे बेदखल करेंगे?
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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): Sometime i do conversation with myself. That too in silent mode.
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): कोई देख ना सका उसकी बेबसी जो सासें बेच रहा हैं गुब्बारों मे डालकर।
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Retweeted Potato Face (@shreyag91): Everyone deserves a spouse who can make u love ur life when u felt its the end of the world for u, who gives u a reason to live EVERYDAY.
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Retweeted Rajat (@Sleep_conquerer): @saket__g @shairoftheday बरबादियों का शोक मनाना फ़िज़ूल था बरबादियों का जश्न मनाता चला गया
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): If you suspect someone's checking you out, yawn. If they yawn back, they were (yawning is visually contagious!).
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): People who spend more time in the sun are happier, more optimistic and less likely to suffer from depression.
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): RECYCLING RULE 101: if no one saw what clothes you were wearing today, its totally fine to wear them again tomorrow.
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Retweeted A££X R@nj@n (@the_musketeer): जहाँ कमरों में कैद हो जाती है "जिंदगी" लोग उसे शहर कहते हैं
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Retweeted भक्ति (@Hetal_Thakkar9): बचपन में मेरे पास सायकल से लेकर हेलिकॉप्टर था। . . . . खिलोने वाला बे..😒
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Retweeted Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor): " Zara si bill me de jagah tu" - Homeless mouse to another
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): My level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.
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Retweeted ♥ Friendship ♥ (@FriendshipTwts): The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes.
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Retweeted Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm): Which Dal does Narendra Modi Prefer ?? Ans ~ Tour Daal !!
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Retweeted Pungent. (@i_m_rathore): African kids have no idea their pictures are being used to collect RTs and likes on Facebook.
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Retweeted गुरुघंटाल iK सन्यासी (@dillikakadak): आज मेरी माँ ने सब्जी वाले से मोल-भाव कर 2₹ बचा लिए, अगर ऐसा ही चलता रहा तो वो दिन दूर नहीं जब मम्मी मुझे iPhone गिफ्ट में दे देंगी
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Retweeted pakalu papito (@pakalupapito): my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
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Retweeted काल्पनिक (@KaaalPanic): मैंने इतना घटिया और स्लो इंटरनेट चलाया हुआ है कि कभी 4G चला लिया तो उस दिन दिल का दौरा ही पड़ जाना है। 😨
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Retweeted Jubin (@AntiquityBlue): "Gujrat Police : Ame Tamne Charo Taraf Thi Gheri Lidha Chhe.. !! Gujrati chor : Saras... Toh Haave Garba chalu karo.
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Retweeted Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504): Suhana supper aur ye mausam hasin #BarishAurPakodey
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Retweeted Sherman Hunter (@SDKHunter): It is never too late to be what you might have been. ― George Eliot #quote
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Retweeted Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor): Me: Siri, Any nearby place to take my GF on date Siri: hahahaha Me: hahahaha Siri: hahahana
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Retweeted गुड़ से मीठा ;) (@pankajTHEbhatia): बहुत कुछ है जो नज़रों को भाता है पर कुछ ही होते हैं जो दिल में उतर जाते हैं
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): You see yourself 6 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are
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Retweeted बेपरवाह (@Luvamit049): मकान मालिक का नोटिस बेटा पूरा साल तो तेरी बहुत बहनें आती है. अगर रक्षा बंधन पर एक भी बहन नही आयी तो मकान खाली कर देना
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): Psychology says, the more you care, the more you have to lose.
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Retweeted Sailing Cloud (@twinitisha): Trying to lighten my emotional baggage, it's always overweight.
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Retweeted Helena (@HelenahRosen): Walking with a friend in the dark, is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
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Retweeted Hiren Gami (@HirenGami): यह दुनिया अक्सर सस्ते में उन्हें लूट लेती है..! खुद की कीमत का जिन्हें अंदाजा ही नहीं होता...!
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): When ignored by that person whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in your brain is similar to physical pain.
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Retweeted Ullow (@UllowsGyaan): I'm pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
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Retweeted Hidden Life Tips (@HiddenLifeTip): It doesn't matter what you've done, what matters is what you choose to do from here.
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Retweeted Vinod Sharma #HTL (@vinodsharma1834): तू "सितम" ईजाद कर कोई नया.....! रास "ज़ख्मो" को तेरा "नमक" आ गया ...!!
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Retweeted Krishnatre (@LkoPrem): अनलिमिटेड बेइज्जती 😝 बस स्टॉप पर 25-30 लोग बस का इंतजार कर रहे थे,एक भिखारी आया और सब से 1-1 रुपये लेकर ऑटो में बैठ कर चला गया। 😁😝😄🙄😱
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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
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Retweeted Puzzle (@tinkeraditi): सुना तो हर कोई सकता है... पर सुनते सिर्फ कुछ ही लोग है...:)
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Retweeted UNIMAGINABLE (@UnimagnableFact): The faster your walking speed, the longer you are likely to live
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
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Before marriage- Abolish Dowry,put Men asking for Dowry behind bars. Naari Shakti✊ After Divorce- mei kaise rahungi akele 2 crore de kutte.
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It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request.
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Priyanka Chopra is the first woman who received an FBI training in Virginia and later appointed as SP of Bankepur, Bihar.
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जो स्कूल में कभी ड्राइंग के पीरियड में पेंटिंग नहीं बना पाते थे आज वो प्रिज्मा एप्प पे छोटे मोटे पेंटर बने फिर रहे है।
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*House on fire* Fireman: Okay so I'm gonna hold you and we're gonna jump. Are you ready? She: Bas 5 min
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One guy on my WhatsApp is "At the gym" for over a year now. Wapas aaja bhai Arnold atmahatya kar lega.
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टीचर ने परीक्षा में4 पेज का निबन्ध लिखने को दिया - विषय था- आलस्य क्या हैं स्टूडेंट ने 3 पेज खाली छोड़कर चौथे पर लिखा यही आलस्य हैं 😂😂
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How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.
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How to deal with anger and resentment toward someone: 1. Write down feelings and put message in a bottle 2. Break bottle over person's head
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