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'Please be patient' ~ Doctors..

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'Itna dimag kaise chala lete ho bhai?' 'Aaj kal CNG se chala raha hoon. Petrol kaafi mehnga jo ho gaya hai.' - :FacePalm!!

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Patience pays; Patient also pays; To doctors..

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Life is not only about finding happiness; but also about finding the right people to share it with..

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Politician 1: What's your new cell number? Politician 2: Tihar #877..

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Itne bhi bekaar nahi hum; Sookhe patte bhi jalaane ke kaam aya karte hai..

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Just saw a mosquito flying happily over the mosquito repellent machine working on active mode. This is why I've trust issues with everyone..

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When late in reaching office, a punctured tyre is the best friend one can have..

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Case of The Mondays #8..

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'Bhaad' is the most favorite place of frustrated people..

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"Sir, which type of Tea would you prefer?" Emraan Hashmi: Chumma Cha Tea..

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"Long time no ghee" - a husband forced to diet..

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'Raat ka samaa, jhoome Chandrama'. Because either Chandrama is drunk or the one who sings this..

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We have to admit, life is one of the finest teacher..

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Speaking truth can never harm anyone. Except husbands..

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Damn You Auto Correct #3..

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Case of The Mondays #7..

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Damn You Auto Correct #2..

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Case of The Mondays #6..

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Damn You Auto Correct #1..

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Gurpurab Greetings; Its bday of Shri Guru Har Rai Ji (7th Guru of Sikhs); Waheguru Bless (-_-)

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Case of The Mondays #5..

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Driving in India.. Truck drivers are the James Bonds of India, and are licensed to kill. Often you may encounter a single powerful beam of light about six feet above the ground. This is not a super motorbike, but a truck approaching you with a single light on, usually the left one. It could be the right one, but never get too close to investigate. You may prove your point posthumously. Of course, all this occurs at night, on the trunk roads. During the daytime, trucks are more visible, except that the drivers will never show any Signal. (And you must watch for the absent signals; they are the greater threat). Only, you will often observe that the cleaner who sits next to the driver, will project his hand and wave hysterically. This is definitely not to be construed as a signal for a left turn. The waving is just a statement of physical relief on a hot day..

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Case of The Mondays #4..

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Driving in India.. Night driving on Indian roads can be an exhilarating experience (for those with the mental makeup of Chenghis Khan). In a way, it is like playing Russian roulette, because you do not know who amongst the drivers is loaded. What looks like premature dawn on the horizon turns out to be a truck attempting a speed record. On encountering it, just pull partly into the field adjoining the road until the phenomenon passes. Our roads do not have shoulders, but occasional boulders. Do not blink your lights expecting reciprocation. The only dim thing in the truck is the driver, and with the peg of illicit arrack (alcohol) he has had at the last stop, his total cerebral functions add up to little more than a naught..

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