Thursday, March 19, 2015

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What happened when a Bangladeshi tried to see INDvsBAN score online? 303 - Not Found!

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A square picture taken by a circle shaped lens is why I have trust issues!

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Software Engineers Never Die, They Just Go Offline!

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[12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: 5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,2 Dost: kyun?"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA. [12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gaiClerk- Sign karoAurat- Kaise?Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.Aurat ne likha-"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! [12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Chote log"PAISE" ki batkrte hBade log"TIME"ki batkrte hMAHAN log"BAT" hi nhi krte,Woh sirf"SMS" krte h,gande log sirf padhte h,or muskurate hai. [12:01am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Darna hai to Aahat dekho.Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.Aur hasna hai toShisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge [12:01am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..

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My handwriting varies: Page 1 - Excellent Page 10 - Fine Page 20 - LANGUAGE CHANGE! - :Mishka!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

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During a heart transplant.. Dr- Shit. Nurse- What hppnd? Dr- My mobile ntwrk is gone. Nurse- So. Dr- Dnno wat to do next. Nurse- y? Dr- I'm from IIN.

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TOUCHING STORY: A 24 year old boy seeing outfrom the train's window shouted, "Dad, look the trees are going behind!" Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby,looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity. Suddenly he again exclaimed, "Dad, look the clouds are running with us! " The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man,"Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?" The old man smiled and said,"I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today" MORAL LESSON: Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you !!!