Friday, March 6, 2015

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PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

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OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

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Holi Holi Happy Holi!!

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In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.