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Who are you? Dentist. What do you do? Advice toothpastes and toothbrushes.

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.