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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

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“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them” – Abraham Lincoln

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.