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Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones.

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Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer. Pappu: Exactly!

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Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.

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Teacher: This is the 6th time this week that i had punished you. What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank god Sunday is holiday, Sir..

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She: Tu hasta nahi hai kya? Me: kyu? She: tere haste hue photo nahi hai. Me: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya? *Blocked*

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You're never too old to learn something stupid..

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it..

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