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What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with."

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you!

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

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What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours!

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive."

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Turned out like toilet joke! Hug Day!