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Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you..

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There's a lot to be said for being a man of few words..

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The best nicknames are usually the ones people don't know they have..

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The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence..

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Sometimes, when I don't want my gf to find something, I put it in her purse..

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I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone..

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Couples who have been married a long time start finishing each others sentences. The most popular ending being "Shut the #%

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot..

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....Kuch is tarha se saudaa kiya mujhse waqt ne Ke tajurbe de kar wo meri maasoomiyat le gaya!..... - :Irshad!!

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Ek baar aur dekhkar azaad karde mujhe, Mai Ab bhi teri pehli nazar ki qaid me hu.. - :Irshad!!

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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you..

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Aap k Chehre Ko Kya Zarurat Hai Sawarne Ki..?? Aap tohTo Apni Sadgi Me Bhi Qayamat Dha Dete Hai ho..! - :Irshad!!

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Ek Yahi Aarzoo Rahi Dil Mein Muddaton Se Koi Hamein Bhi Chahe Dil Ki Shid'daton Se Bahot Veeran Si Hai Zindagi Apni Koi Nawaz De Aakar Apni Mohabbaton Se... - :Irshad!!

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Mai kab tak tumhe pane ki chahat me pareshani uthata rahunga, ya toh meri ho jao, ya koi aisa dhoka do ki meri har aas tut jaye. . - :Irshad!!

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The kids text me "plz" Because it's shorter than "please". I text back "no" because it's shorter than "yes"..

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Tu zid hai is dil ki.... warna in aankhon ne aur bhi haseen chehre dekhe hai...♥♥ - :Irshad!!

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WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear..

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You say you want to bring me back to reality. You're assuming I've been there before..

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The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees," so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall..

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Our sunset is sunrise somewhere else..

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