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You had me at ‘I hate everyone’!

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If you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s!

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*Plays hard to get by staying at home and having no contact with anyone*

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Procrastination is my only talent!

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"Stop thinking about it" Wow! Thank u! I am cured! You should write a book!

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I wish my wallet came with free refills!

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Have u ever met the human version of a headache!

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Im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason!

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My life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sweat is just ur body crying because it wants u to stop moving!

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Inappropriate thoughts ft. you!

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I have 3 moods: 1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. ??????????????????? 3. ?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?