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Akbar- hi !! Jodha.. Jodha- who r u ? Akbar- mujhko na pehchane kudiye tere ghar AKBAR ni aata!

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Real estate developers are House Ke Pujari!

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Some of the fav places of Chinese people are in Mumbai - like Boriva Lee, Wor Lee, Kandiva Lee!

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In English ~ There was a line between Amitabh & Jaya. In Hindi ~ Amitabh aur Jaya ke beech ek Rekha thi!

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Thank god, Doctors don't do, "Bhai khulle nahin hai, ek operation aur karwa lo"!

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Other mobile users- I want to buy a power bank. Xiomi/ Lenovo user- I think I need a ice pack for my mob!

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There is a fine "line" between Jacque and Fernandez!

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Dear person who invented the 'last seen' function, Who hurt you, man?

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If a Punjabi marries a south indian it's basically, soda weds dosa!

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Don't try to flirt with that cute Teller counter chick at your bank, she knows your bank balance!

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Teacher: Show me the 1000 words essay. Me: *clicks a picture and shows* Teacher: Picture? Me: A picture is worth 1000 words. *Kicked out*

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Girl : Dheere Dheere se meri zindagi mei aan. Usain Bolt : Sorry babe, can't!

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Husband Elephant: Kal park me doosre jungle k hathi k saath tu hi thi na? Wife Elephant: Haathi!

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Giving missed call on Whatsapp and saying "galti se lag gaya" is the national sport of India!

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At a party. Guy : This is Harbhajan Mann, Gurdas Maan, Babbu Maan, Sherry Maan. Himesh Reshammiya : Kitne Armaan MAAN MAAN MAAN MAAN!

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agr raah mein chote chote pathr aaye toh smjj lena.. sadak bnn rhi h..

#Joke..

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At the Bank, I told the Cashier, "I'd like to open a Joint Account please." "Ok, with Whom??" "Whoever has lots of Money."

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If Ram kapoor, Nitin gadkari, Anant ambani forms a band, imagine their bandwidth!

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Shahidi Divas; Shri Guru Arjan Dev Ji; Waheguru Bless..