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Q: What is the most common crime in China? A: Identity Fraud.

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When a female tells you "this just between me and you" it's really between her & her 300 other friends!

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Journalist : So how old are you? Shakira : I'm 27. Shakira's hips : No sir. It's 37.

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Goodbye kiss because: "Jaane waale ko kiss ne roka hai"!

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My brother married a Chinese girl last year. I have a Chiniece now!

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Question : Draupadi, who is your husband? Draupadi : he he he he he!

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Gujarati: Kem cho? Chinese: how do you know my name?

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Bipasha : Ye Jism jaanta hai toh sirf bhook... Sonakshi: Samose khaogi?

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Awkward moment when a wine shop owner whom you know, meets you in a mall & introduces you with his family "Ye hamare regular customer hain"!

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I bet "tere mooh me keeday padey" would be a compliment in Chinese!

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If you still remember your ex's birthday, you must have gifted something expensive!

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If Huma Qureshi had children what would they say? Kya main itna bura huma?

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The real name of our PM is NRIndra Modi!

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Sunny Leone: “Meri Next Movie horror h" Little boy: “Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies me b Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaaye"!

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If Thor use a golden hammer, he'll be called AuThor!

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Sarcasm is a religion & I am sarc-astik!

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I am so alone that sometimes I stand with a ladies bag outside women's washroom just so that people think that I'm waiting for my girlfriend!

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We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feel safe!

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Foreign ghoom kar Prachi Desai!

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Boy:- Uncle! Do U have Twin Girls? Uncle:- Yes! Boy:- What are their Names? Uncle:- Varsha & Other is 'Vice-Versa'!

Dunia me sabse mushkil kaam....

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Indian Parents can even make you study for a Blood Test!

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Tata Nano looks like it became a car due to parents' pressure!

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He: mujhe daulat chahiye. Me: *kicks him twice*

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Teacher: Which is the closest planet to Sun? Kid: Wait. Teacher: What wait? Tell me fast. Kid: Bta raha hun, Mar Kyu Rahi Hai. Teacher: Correct!

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A major war will happen because of people who remove your phone and put their phone on charging without telling!

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Itch guard started its career from scratch!

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Gives a chicken leg piece to a friend, writes *Organ Donor* in bio!