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Wife: Dekho baarish ho rahi hai. Sanjeev Kapoor: Haan bana raha hoon pakode.

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Long time, No 'C' ~AB DE Villiers!

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Active-Passive.. Wife: sone ki chain kab doge.. Husband: chain se sone kab dogi!

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Psychologically, the more loving you are, the more painful it feels when a person fails to realize how much you care for them!

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Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking..... So that, he forgets his Problems & starts thinking, ''Eh kanjar kaun c???''??

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The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it!

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Zombies eat brains, you're safe!

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Why is it that tooth paste falls off your toothbrush so easily, but sticks to your sink like glue?

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Dear person, You know all those plans you made? That's cute. Sincerely, Life!

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Why it's called hit and run Because bhai hit long back and the case is still running!

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Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008

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I can't tell you enough that you're mine and I'm yours!