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In-laws: Khaana bana leti ho? Girl: Haan. In-laws: Aur special characters batao. Girl: /|\~\u003C>€£¥+*^%#}]{[_

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*Boy stops at red light* Aamir " Tu dekhega Satyamev Jayate?" Boy "Nahi Bhai petrol khatam ho Gaya, apni udne wali bike de de"

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He wanted to tell her all his secrets but she became one of them..

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Punjabi : Sau Rab di. Arabian : Sau di a Rab; okbye..

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1)भाई साहब साइड स्टैंड, 2)भाई साहब लाइट जल रही है आपकी । और आप कहते हो इंडिया में कोई हेल्प नही करता ।

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There are 3 types of seasons in India: 1. Rainy Season 2. Winter Season 3. Aaya Mausam thande thande Dermi Cool ka season.

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You know you truly care about someone when you have to try to convince yourself that you don't..

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Things will get worse before they get better, but when they do, remember who put you down and who helped you up..

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'Or beta kaise ho?' 'bas badiya' 'Papa?' 'Ji badiya' 'Mummy?' 'ji badiya!' 'bhai?' 'ek dum mast' 'or kya chal rha?' 'Bematlab sawal jawab'

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When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said "Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kon hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode".

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Waiter: "Sir, what would you like to have with chicken gravy? Roti, Paratha or Kulcha?" Me: "Naan of the above."

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There are three type of most popular mills in India: 1. Sugar mill. 2. Cloth mill. 3. Saale baahar mill.

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Being able to forgive means you're also able to move forward..

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Jinhe desh ki fikar hai, voh aboard jaake settle hojate hai; okbye..

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Silence is the best defense when guilty..

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You deserve to be with someone who can make you happy, not someone who will complicate your life..

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Some of the best things in life appear when you least expect them..

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Chopra Book store.. BOY : एक चेमिस्ट्री की बुक देना. CHOPRA : बेटा चेमिस्ट्री नहीं "केमिस्ट्री" बोलते है. BOY : जी कोपरा अंकल.

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Don't dream about success. Work for it..

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She: आज मैंने जम के pizza खाया! Me: Fridge में बैठ के खा रही थी क्या? *blocked*

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Love is when you find meaning in her meaningless talk..

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The thing I hate about flight journeys is, they don't stop it at a dhaba for dinner; okbye..

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Making your relationship public is fine. Making your relationship problems public is Facebook..

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It takes a heart to forgive and a brain to move on..

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Guess This Movie??

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2004: I should have a social media presence. Now: I should have a life!

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People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves..

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As long as that special person makes you happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say..

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What will you call a father taking rent in South India? A. Apparently; okbye..

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest..

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Boy: Kaha se ho ? Girl: Mumbai Boy: Arre waha mere Nana rethe hai Girl: Wah ! kaunsa area ? Boy: Nai malum Girl: Name Boy: Nana Patekar *Blocked* # :-P #

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Sometimes I smile and act like nothing is wrong, that's called putting it aside and acting strong..

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