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Never let your mouth be on 8Mbps speed when your brain is on 256Kbps..

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When someone tells me I'm going to hell, I'm like"yeah, duh, I work there part time as a tour guide!"

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Of course I'll behave...badly!

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I think I should've came with a warning label!

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Seems Husband is the head. But wife is the neck that moves the head..

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I was told if you can't think of anything nice to say don't say anything at all. Shit I may never speak again..

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How can i hate you if i never like you..

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OMG! Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business. .

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Wouldn't it be nice if people came with a CTRL+ALT+DELETE button??

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The reason why I didn't answer my phone... was mostly because I rather listen to my ring-tone than your voice..

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Tell me, do you try to act stupid?? Or does it just come naturally like breathing??

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If you don't know how to laugh at yourself.. I'll be glad to teach you..

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The difference between a fact and an opinion? An opinion is what you think. A fact is what I think. .

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No need to call and make excuses. I'd be seriously surprised if you ever kept a promise..

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If you're going to have 2 faces, for heavens sake, at least one of them should be pretty!

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Yes, I do dream about you and our time together... they're called Nightmares!

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I would appreciate it if you would load your brain before you shoot your mouth, darling!

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33 Best Ways To Drink Beer #13..

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Guy: If I make you say no, will you go out with me? Girl: Haha okay! Guy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Wait yes. No. Wait. #@$&!

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Oh, sorry, did my high-five accidentally miss and slap you across the face? My bad..

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Find someone who knows that you are not perfect but treats you as if you are..

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Baam-E-Shohrat Pe To Pooja Hai hame Logon Ne bohat; Saath aaya na Koi Koocha-E-Ruswayee Tak..

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Here in India everyday is Hug Day; almost; only if you know what I mean..

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Its all about timing..

Classy Animals With Moustaches #1..

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Its All About Timing #25..

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