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Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones.

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Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer. Pappu: Exactly!

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Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.

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Teacher: This is the 6th time this week that i had punished you. What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank god Sunday is holiday, Sir..

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She: Tu hasta nahi hai kya? Me: kyu? She: tere haste hue photo nahi hai. Me: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya? *Blocked*

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You're never too old to learn something stupid..

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it..

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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo..

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does..

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..

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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem..

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Haven't heard much about Shruti Hassan's mother. Is Kamal Hassan playing her mother too?

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Manager: Hike will be as per bell curve. Employee: what is that? Manager: hindi mein bole toh ghanta milega!!!!

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Scars are the proof that you can't afford a plastic surgery..

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It is beautiful to talk about beautiful things, It is far more beautiful to silently gaze at them..

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A market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

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Mere sang sang aaya teri Yaadon ka mela.. Mele mein Dosa khayeinge!!

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कोई चायनीज लड़की अगर तुम्हारा मन चुरा कर ले जाये... तो उसे क्या कहेंगे..??? . . "मन्चुरियन"

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Crazy World; The letter 'L' is on the right side of the keyboard… the letter 'R' is on the left side..

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Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched..

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"HaQeeQat Se Bohaaaaaaat Door Hai Khawahish Meri" "Phir Bhi Khawahish Hai K Ek Khawab HaQeeQat Ho Jaaye..."

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Tere Pyaar Mein Do Pal Ki Zindagi Bohat Hai; Ek Pal Ki Hansi Aur Ek Pal Ki Khushi Bohot Hai..

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Woh Mile Bhi Toh Faqat Khuda Ke Darbaar Mein, Ab Tum Hi Batao Ibadat Karte Ya Muhabbat...!!!

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Fursat Nhi Ghar se Mandir tak insaan ko Aane ki. Aur Khwahish "Shamshan" se "Swarg" tak Jane ki Rakhte hain..

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Jhooth Kahoon To Bohat Kuch Hai Mere Paas; Sach Kahoon To Ek Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi..

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Mohabbat ko khel banayaa sanam tune, Jab mujh par aitbaar ho jaaye mere ho jaana...! - :Sumit!!

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Mohabbat Mein Zabardasti Achchi Nahi Hoti..! Jab Tumhara Dil Chahe Tab Mere Ho Jana..!

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