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If i could buy some people for what they're worth and sell them for what they THINK they are worth..i could be a billionaire!

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Narrow minds should be accompanied by closed mouths..

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"Bade Ajeeb se aajkal iss Duniya ke Mele hain..." "Dikhti to Bheed hai par chalte sab Akele hai". !!

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I'm not mean, I'm evil in a purely angelic way..

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some days it seems like I'm losin my mind & then I realize that I'm just seeing people's true colors... thank u for showing me..

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Love will find its way.... To exit door..

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Meri khamoshi tumhe rulayegi; jara ye waqt to beet jane do..

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Never let your mouth be Broadband when your brain's on Dial Up..

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Just bcuz I dont say anythin doesnt mean I dont know u were talkin behind my back.it means I just dont care enough..

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Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds,now is it?"

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Next time someone says " it's going to be okay". punch them in the nose and say "NOW BETTER! then smile and walk away..

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Sometimes wonders if some people can actually run as fast as their mouths..

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Wonders why you spend so much time trying to look good on the outside when you are so bad on the inside??

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We all know mirrors don't lie...let's be thankful they also don't laugh!!

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Sorry I tried to buy you a birthday present, but I couldn't find an active brain everywhere..

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I'm actually not that funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking!

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If you can dream it, you can do it.. - :Chetan!!

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If a man opens the car door for a woman, there are two options: either the car is new, or the woman is new..

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You laugh cause you think I'm kidding, i laugh cause i know I'm not..

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I love how people don't realize it's obvious that I know how fake they're being..

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There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in..

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Fortune Cookie: "Your life will be happy and peaceful." Dear Cookie, What drugs are you on, we should share..

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I am not a trouble maker. I don't make trouble, trouble finds me, I just make it interesting..

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Classy Animals With Moustaches #12..

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When I want your opinion ... I'll take off the duct tape..

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Tainu Chahun Vaale Nai Mukne, Main Mukk Java Gall Koi Khaas Nahi..

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WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English..

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Ever notice that the ones that complain the most about not wanting DRAMA, are the ones that are best at making it..

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33 Best Ways To Drink Beer #23..

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Waqat Teji Naal Nikal Geya...... Par Tu Tan Waqat Naalo V Tez Nikli..

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Sometime V struggle thru a tasteless coffee till last sip & V find sugar lying at d end! 'THATS LIFE' Always sweetened but sometimes not stirred well!

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TROUBLE is NOT my middle name..thank you, it's my FIRST!

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OK...so tell me...if tomatoes are fruits..then why is there a tomato in Veggie-Tales? Isn't that lying to kids?

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I might just be the greatest thing you never had..

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You're so exist.. For nothing!

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If you don't have nothing nice to say...I have duct tape..

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You got drama, I got guns. How fast can you run?

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Does it mean I have anger issues when i want to randomly punch people in the face?

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Classy Animals With Moustaches #11..

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May the sun always shine upon you, because both of your faces need a sunburn..

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Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie..

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My mind is like a bad neighborhood.. its a place you just dont want to go..

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Classy Animals With Moustaches #9..

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