Monday, September 11, 2017

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Retweeted Anup (@mulayanup1): I have joined a new gym to look good. Its called Adobe Photoshop.

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Retweeted Roshu (@Roshu__): Words; because some people are soo intelligent that they don't understand actions & eye language.

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Retweeted EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer): Gurgaon mein agar koi ladka traffic rule follow karta hai toh unki shaadi nahi hoti hai.

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Retweeted !!...!! (@AltmasSifer): रिश्ते को एक नाम दे दे चलो! सब बर्बाद कर दे

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Retweeted Lil' Rash (@Pandey_jiii): Boss: I will kaminey few minutes. Employee: Suar.

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Retweeted Baba Kabeer (@rushtbhramin): वैध ~ रोग बड़ा गम्भीर है, नब्ज देख के ही पता चलेगा उबर ड्राइवर~ इसे अपने ही नाड़ी समझिए 😸😸

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Retweeted Ria Bhattacharjee (@RiaBhattacharj6): Teacher:Which is the best Month to Study? Student:Octembruary. Teacher: Don't b silly...There is no such Month... Student:Exactly.😂

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Retweeted Exaspe₹ating Aashiश (@aashishjoshi00): Sometimes taking advices from stupids is known as wisdom! -Aashish Joshi

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Retweeted Anup (@mulayanup1): Me:- kal raat ko tu kitna peeya tha? Friend:- itna nahi peeya tha re Me:- bhai, kachra fekhte hue tu dustbin ko thanks bol raha tha!

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Retweeted Dolla Bill (@Trollsnpjs): Hubby: Baby I have a problem Wife: What? Hubby: Where do we go for honeymoon? Wife: Agra Hubby: Why-Agra Wife: Coz that's the solution.

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Retweeted Zainab. (@zeeeenion): "Tabeeyat mein apni, ek gehra raaz hun, Mere siwa koi mujhe janta nahi."

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Retweeted BING (@ya_jhakaas): me- im a harry potter fan she- koi spell bolo me- pitradev sanrakshanam *she left*

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Retweeted SAGAR (@sagarcasm): Salman Khan will be the lead actor in Race 3. Finally, Bollywood is getting its casting right.

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Retweeted Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti): Terrorist group formed by Zebra is called Algebra.

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Retweeted Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur): The only use of SMS today, is for an OTP.

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Retweeted !!...!! (@AltmasSifer): लगता ही नही एक दशक बीत गया है उन हसीन लम्हो को गुज़रे मैं हर रोज़ सोचता हूँ ये तो कल की ही बात थी ।

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Retweeted BerserK (@Cscrutator): रात ने भी... कभी अंधेरो को रिहा किया तो होगा ......

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Retweeted Aarpee (@TweetsofRP): कभी इन आँखो मे नींद हुआ करती थी.. आज ये नींद कहाँ चली गयी क्या पता..