Pila di gyi ai!
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Does 'hitting the tv remote and extending battery life' technique also work for smart phones?
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BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE: What comes to you is Credit. What goes from you is Debit. Birth is your Opening Stock. Death is your Closing Stock. Your ideas are your Assets. Your views are your Liabilities. Your happiness is your Profit. Your sorrow is your Loss. Your soul is your Goodwill. Your heart is your fixed Assest. Your duties are your outstanding Expenses. Your friendship is your hidden Adjustment. Your character is your Capital. Your knowledge is your Investment. Your patience is your Bank Balance. Your thinking is your Current Account. Your behaviour is your Journal Entry. Bad things you should always Depreciate. Have a nice balance sheet and Happy Last month of financial year!
Monday, March 30, 2015
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Movies of school life Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.
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Meri jeb me hai, aja nikal le. ~ Answer by most people when they are asked where someone is!
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Believe me or not but we all start our weekends with "aaj fir jeene ki tammana hai" and end up on "aaj fir marne ka irada hai"!
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He: Do you love me? She: No. He: Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot! *Blocked*
Sunday, March 29, 2015
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Psychologically, the more loving you are, the more painful it feels when a person fails to realize how much you care for them!
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Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking..... So that, he forgets his Problems & starts thinking, ''Eh kanjar kaun c???''??
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Why is it that tooth paste falls off your toothbrush so easily, but sticks to your sink like glue?
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Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008
Saturday, March 28, 2015
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You know what's awesome about watching a movie with a woman? Hold on a sec, she's asking me another question.
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What's the probability of you getting a good looking girl in the same coach in your train? Hint: Aryabhatta invented that number.
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Salman- Bhookh lagi hai Arbaaz- Foodcourt chalte hain Salman- Kyaa? Ab khaane ke liye bhi court jaana padega?
Friday, March 27, 2015
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Everyone has experienced something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were!
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Psychologists claim: People don't necessarily change, they just become who they were meant to be!
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After 3 to 4 months of having a crush on someone, you either fall in love with that person or become interested in someone new!
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The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest!
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Blue is the color of trust and peace. It can suggest loyalty and integrity. Which is why most social media sites use blue!
Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it?
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The best things in life are the people you love, the places you've seen, and the memories you've made along the way!
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World CUP 2015 AUS VS IND 2nd Semi Final 26th March 2015 India will Win the Toss : Dhoni will elect Bat First. Dhawan 30 Rohit 15 Kohli 112 Rahane 78 Raina 38* Dhoni 46* India 340 / 4 50 Overs Starc 2 wckts Australi Batting : Warner 55 Finch 45 S.Smith 69 M.Clark 45 Watson 19 Maxwell 31* Haddin 12* Australi 318 in 48 overs Australi will need 51 runs in 12 Balls Ab Pura Match yahi Dekhoge Tou Kal Kya Karoge #Maukaa #Maukaa #WontGiveItBack #WC2015 #INDvsAUS
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Leave Application Dear Sir, Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It's time to display the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave. . . . . . .Auto reply from boss. . . . . Dear Sender, I will be on leave tomorrow. Response will be delayed. Regards
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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Worth a read! Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant’s beautiful daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant’s debt if he could marry the daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag.If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender’s wife and her father’s debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father’s debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail. They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the merchant’s garden. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her? Careful analysis would produce three possibilities: 1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble. 2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a cheat. 3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles. “Oh, how clumsy of me,” she said. “But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked.” Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an advantageous one. MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do have a solution, sometimes we have to think about them in a different way. If you liked this story… please share with friends, family and children… You might spark a thought, inspire and possibly change a life forever! Thinking "Out of Box"...
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Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to.. . . to.. . . . . . Itna dhyan se mat padho, kisi ki nahi manti... . . Iska koi solution nahi hai.
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Need motivation to do a task? Do the task for four minutes, that's how long it takes to get the motivation to complete it!
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
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Wife : Bahut acche lag rahe ho ye kapdo me. Kaise select kiye ye kapde? Sanjeev kapoor : Swag Anushar.
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Himesh : Jo tenu vekhiyaan, saansein gayi tham... Javed Akhtar : Faari Faari raat, Foye na hum.. *Himesh killed himself*
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Aksar gus-sum rahne wala nagma hu mai! Tmhari yaado m rahne wala lamha hu mai! Tum mera pyar ho to ek baat btao, Tumhare rahte hue bhi kyu 'Tanha hu mai!
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Beating a bald man to the window seat in a train and then letting him take it saying, 'aap baithye, mere baal kharaab ho jaayenge'!
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Sometimes the bad things that happen in your life put you directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen!
Saturday, March 21, 2015
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The unhappiest people in this world are the people who care the most about what everyone else thinks!
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Life becomes more meaningful when you realize the simple fact that you’ll never get the same moment twice!
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“Atychiphobia describes a person who fears that they aren't good enough to be in a relationship with a specific person.”
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Kya aap Twitter, Facebook aur whats app ki madad se paise kamana chahte hai ??? To dono delete kar do Aur kam dhande pe lag jao.
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Ab toh hindi channels par south Indian movies nahi aa rahi hoti toh aisa lagta hai jaise khaane mein namak daalna bhool gaya koi!
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Girl- The boy next to you in DP is cute. Boy- Bhai jaisa hai mera. Boy- the girl next to you in DP is cute. Girl- she has a boyfriend.
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Your mind has the ability to detect and sense apparent danger. If you feel as if something's wrong, don't ignore that feeling!
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If Martin Guptil was Indian his parents be like, "237 accha hai lekin woh sharmaji ke bete ne toh 264 maare hai." #NZvWI
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Mom:- Beta , kya krr rha hai ? Me:- Mummy , yaad krr rha hun . Mom:- (Happily)Kyaa ?? Me:- Aapke Hone Waali Bahu Ko. *Receives High Five On Face with Belan.*
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Zindagi mein agar bahut Pareshan ho to, Aik lambi rassi lo Aur aik darakht pe bandh lo. . . . Na na khud-kushi nahi karni... Vich ik fatti Pao, peengh banao, Jhootey shootey lo... Enjoy karo, Duniya de roley ta mukdey hi nai...
Friday, March 20, 2015
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One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.
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[12:19am, 3/20/2015] Read2smile..: Boy: Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai … Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai… Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai? Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo … [12:20am, 3/20/2015] Read2smile..: Boy To Father : papa ek glass pani de do, . . . Father : khud uth k pe lo, . Boy : please de do na……! . Father : ab manga to thappad maronga. . . . . Boy : thappad marne aao to pani letay aana.
Thursday, March 19, 2015
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[12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: 5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,2 Dost: kyun?"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA. [12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gaiClerk- Sign karoAurat- Kaise?Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.Aurat ne likha-"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! [12:00am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Chote log"PAISE" ki batkrte hBade log"TIME"ki batkrte hMAHAN log"BAT" hi nhi krte,Woh sirf"SMS" krte h,gande log sirf padhte h,or muskurate hai. [12:01am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Darna hai to Aahat dekho.Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.Aur hasna hai toShisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge [12:01am, 3/19/2015] Read2smile..: Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..
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My handwriting varies: Page 1 - Excellent Page 10 - Fine Page 20 - LANGUAGE CHANGE! - :Mishka!!
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
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During a heart transplant.. Dr- Shit. Nurse- What hppnd? Dr- My mobile ntwrk is gone. Nurse- So. Dr- Dnno wat to do next. Nurse- y? Dr- I'm from IIN.
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TOUCHING STORY: A 24 year old boy seeing outfrom the train's window shouted, "Dad, look the trees are going behind!" Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby,looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity. Suddenly he again exclaimed, "Dad, look the clouds are running with us! " The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man,"Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?" The old man smiled and said,"I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today" MORAL LESSON: Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you !!!
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Why Shaan is the most loved singer in this country? Because, "pyaar karne wale payaar karte hein Shaan se".
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Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy , is the same person who makes you sad and lonely?
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1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janne k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv... I know u want to kill me for this message.... but wht to do yaar Fb free hai na...to logo ko kuch bhi bhejo... bade interest se padhte rehte hai.......
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Harsha bhogle: I think sri lanka have lost a plot there. Robert vadra: Kaha hai plot?? Kaha hai???
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It will be sad to see Sangakkara and Jayawardene not playing cricket anymore and appearing on Jhalak Dikhla Ja!
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How many dentists are required to change a bulb? 10. One to change it. And 9 to recommend it as No. 1 brand!
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Being ignored by an individual whose attention means the most to you triggers a reaction in the brain similar to physical pain!
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Telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better!
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Meditation in heart is not controlling of thoughts But is to aware of every thought every feeling no right or wrong Just move with it along!
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He:- I am in love with you totally <3 She:- saale tu totla ...tera Baap totla.. >_<
#HeShestory!
#HeShestory!
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Some people are like glue. They look like they're not doing much but they hold everything together!
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Joke in salman khan style! ”WANTED”… Ek Bar Jo Maine”Msg” Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne “BALANCE” Ki Bhi Nahi sochta… ”DABBANG”… Hum tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare… ”READY”… Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, Me, and Myself… ”BODYGUARD”… Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna… ”KICK”… Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin. ”JAI HO”… Ager mera msg aapko achcha lage to thank u mat bolna. Woh msg ko 3 logo ko forward kar dena!
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When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai! !!!! aur fir saari zindagi ladti rehti hai!
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
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Be thankful for all the struggles you go through. They make you stronger, wiser and humble. Don't let it break you. Let it make you!
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Haal ye hai ki agar mai project mentor ke saamne suicide bhi kar lunga to woh bolega "yeh kaise suicide ki hai kal achhe se karke laana"!
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9 arab 98 crore 80 lakh 52 thousand and 780. Daro mat, yeh mera bank balance nahi mobile no. hai!!
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Wo ishq me yaro kamal kar baithi! Likh ke 'I Love You' send to all kar baithi! - :Mishka!!
Monday, March 16, 2015
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Inch remake gal Langar te ayi das kiwe reh jwa_ koi langar na pawe kiwe chup beh jwa hath ch plate leke khar geya ji kehra karduga bahar khichti lakeer ji arri utte aya jatt shade daal na sareya toh swad lagdi aw kheer Ji nee mein pola pala putt jatt da fir da paleta chatt da
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Zooby Doobi Zooby Doobi Zooby Doobi Zooby Doobi Zooby Doobi Zooby Doobi ? ? ? status kya padh rahe ho .. Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi .
Sunday, March 15, 2015
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Friday, March 6, 2015
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PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.
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OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
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In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
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DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
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The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
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COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
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ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Monday, March 2, 2015
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My superpower is, I can change a Girl's 'Online' To 'Last Seen At' by just sending her a 'Hi.
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The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
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Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
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The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
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If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
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MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
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