BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE: What comes to you is Credit. What goes from you is Debit. Birth is your Opening Stock. Death is your Closing Stock. Your ideas are your Assets. Your views are your Liabilities. Your happiness is your Profit. Your sorrow is your Loss. Your soul is your Goodwill. Your heart is your fixed Assest. Your duties are your outstanding Expenses. Your friendship is your hidden Adjustment. Your character is your Capital. Your knowledge is your Investment. Your patience is your Bank Balance. Your thinking is your Current Account. Your behaviour is your Journal Entry. Bad things you should always Depreciate. Have a nice balance sheet and Happy Last month of financial year!
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
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Movies of school life Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.
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Meri jeb me hai, aja nikal le. ~ Answer by most people when they are asked where someone is!
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Believe me or not but we all start our weekends with "aaj fir jeene ki tammana hai" and end up on "aaj fir marne ka irada hai"!
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He: Do you love me? She: No. He: Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot! *Blocked*
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