Read2smile: 05/04/14

Sunday, May 4, 2014

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Wife: Wht r u doing? Hubby: Killing mosquitoes. Got Five. 2 females, 3 males. Wife: How do u know? Hubby: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer!

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Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem; okbye..

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She reached early today in the tax's class I asked her 'Calculate ho gayi thi?'

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तुम ना रख सकोगे मेरा तोहफा संभालकर.. वरना मैं अभी दे दूं, जिस्म से रूह निकालकर..

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Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten..

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1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger..

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"If he loves you, he will come back." - She told herself "If you love her, let her go." - He told himself # ThatIsTheStoryOfMyLife # TheEnd :) - :Sumit!!

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Life always offers you a second chance... it's called, tomorrow..

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That awkward moment when someone is mad at you and you don't even know what you did..

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एक जूठ मेने तुमसे कहा मुझे नफरत हे तुमसे; एक जूठ तुम भी केह दो तुम्हे महोब्बत हे मुझसे..

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When People say, "When I was little I..." And I`m just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."

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शिकायतें सैंकड़ो है तुझसे; पर एक मुस्कान काफी है सुलहनामे के लिये..

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Mom: What did you learn at school today, sweetypie? Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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True :)

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:D

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अवसर चाय में डुबोये बिस्किट के समान होते है... ~ जरा सी देर की,और निकला हाथ से.....

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Another day has come and gone and I still haven't used algebra..

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Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out..

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Just shut up :P :D

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वो मेरा कौन है मालूम नहीं है लेकिन जब भी मिलता है अपना ही क्यूँ लगता है..

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Screaming "NOOOOOOOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying..

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything! Whats your fav. song these days?

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When I break a glass.. Mom: Haan sab kuch tod de.. Kitchen bhi tod de, ghar bhi tod de, sab kuch tod de! When Mom breaks a glass... . . . . . . . . . Mom: Ye glass yahan kisne rakha tha? :P :D

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According to serials, to make guys fall in love you all you have to do is run in slow motion and let your duppata cover his face :D

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WoW!!

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