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RR Mahadev; Kamaal hi krdi; RR vs RCB; RR won..

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तेरे पास भी कम नहीं, मेरे पास भी बहुत हैं, ये परेशानियाँ आजकल फुरसत में बहुत हैं...

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"जो इंसान , औरों से उलट चलता है , वही इतिहास लिखता है!" . . ये बात ट्रैफ़िक पुलिस को बहुत समझाया पर बिना चालान काटे वो माना हीं नही !

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Pappu:I asked her for a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty:She agreed? Pappu:No...she said some other time maybe. So I said - How about 7 PM?

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Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!

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Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love!

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Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!

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Everyone is mad,You just need to ask them 297 times..

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Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss? Girl: Chloroform!

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I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There is a difference..

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention. Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!

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Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play. Bunty:how do u know? Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!

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Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!

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I'm not saying you are fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. You'd be three of them..

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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie? ? ? ? ? Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna parh jaye..

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Jeeto to her son, Pappu, Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl? Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!

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मैं "किसी से" बेहतर करुं क्या फर्क पड़ता है..! मै "किसी का" बेहतर करूं बहुत फर्क पड़ता है..!!

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वक्त मिले कभी तो कदमों तले भी देख लेना..., बेकसूर अक्सर वहीं पाये जाते हैं...!!!

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Dear karma, I have a list of people u missed..

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Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud..

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Wife is cute When she is mute and Husband is honey When he gives money..

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समय बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता. जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर पहनकर लोगों को डराते थे आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते हैं ..

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Mohabbat Dard-E-Dil Ki Aisi Dawa Hai ... Agar Mil Jaye Toh Marj Khatam, Aur Naa Mile Toh Mareej Khatam !!

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Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday.

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Facebook is the best way to br misinformed. ~ Abraham Lincoln..

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God gave the gift of creativity to people. They created a lot of Gods in return..!!

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If during the party I stand outside. Does it mean I'm outstanding?

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That moment when you can't keep yourself from laughing in an awkward situation..

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Trust Me, I'll Be Right Back - Happiness.....

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Evil Follows You, Goodness Needs To Be Followed.....

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Beauty Is Temporary, Make Up Is Forever.....

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I could be a Morning person if morning happened to be around Evening..

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I told the banker that I was changing bank & wanted to open an account. Great. What's the name of your former bank? I said, Piggy.

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Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit. Bunty: Quite interesting, But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!

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Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!

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Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'. Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!

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lOVE uNDERsTANDS aND tHEREfORE wAITS.. - :Sumit!!

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\u003C3 Maavaan Thanddiaan Chhaavaan \u003C3 Happy Mother's Day.. I call my mom "Mummy" and you??

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