Saturday, February 7, 2015

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How was your rose day? Roj jaisa!

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Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

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Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

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I can handle pain until it hurts.

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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.