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Iss message mein dimagh lagao. ___, ___ Intizaar kiya us ___ k liye, Woh ___ Aaya bhi to Ek ___ k liye, Ab har ___ Dua hai us ___ k liye, Kaash phir Aajaye woh ___ ik ___ k liye. Is 9 blanks mein aik hee word Aaye ga.

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Agar BANK Vale Film Banate Toh Wo Filmo Ke Kya Naam Rakhte... :- Pass Book Ho Na Ho, Hum Debit kar Chuke Sanam, Mere YaaR Ka loan Hai, Kash Aap Humare customer Hote, Me Deposit Ki Diwani Hu, Humara Bill Aap Ke Pass Hai, Kabhi RTGS Kabhi NEFT, Chq return Toh Hona Hi Tha, Balance vale DD le jayege : Salary naa badhegi dubara. and the last one . Ek tha Manager...

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Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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Why did the bee get married? Because he found its honey.

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.