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Memories can last a lifetime, but it's no guarantee that your lifetime will be a memorable one.

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I wouldn't say I have low self-esteem, I would say i have great confidence in my future failures.

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Maybe if I was nicer to my problems they would leave me.

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If you can't get someone off your mind it's because your mind always knows what your heart is thinking.

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नया संस्कार: यदि आपके घर कोई पधारें तो उसे पानी पूछने से पहले कहिये " प्रणाम, लाइये में आपका फोन चार्जिंग पे लगा दूँ " कसम से दिल से दुआ देगा सामने वाला..... फिर पूछो .... आपको वाई फाई .... का पासवर्ड दे दू ... तो खुशी से पगला जायेगा !

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Avoid negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

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Some truths can make much more interesting stories than lies.

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Read this. You will laugh like hell. Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye. Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha. Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi. Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai. Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ? Mishraji Very Serious. Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!! Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai... Mishraji's another deadly solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette Interviewer:-Stupid Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution…. Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP) Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga.. Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna “TIP TIP barsa Pani..Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee” Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution….. Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega” Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do. Mishra ji was from IIN.

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This post is emotionally unavailable.

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हद-ए-शहर से निकली तो गाँव गाँव चली; कुछ यादें मेरे संग पांव पांव चली; सफ़र जो धूप का किया तो तजुर्बा हुआ; वो जिंदगी ही क्या जो छाँव-छाँव चली।

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Be careful with that spark you feel with some people, you might end up getting burned.

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My advice is to never listen to advice.

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Somebody needs you..

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Kehdun Tumhe Ya Chup Rahu..

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VERY HEART TOUCHING. शादी की सभी विधियां पुरी करके पापा ने बेटी को डोली में बिठाया ! अभी डोली 50-60 कदम चली ही होगी..... दुल्हन भागती हुई वापिस अपने घर आई ! सभी घर वाले रिश्तेदार यह देखकर हैरान -परेशान हुए..... दुल्हन सीधे अपने रूम की ओर भागी....माँ पीछे -पीछे गई और पूछा : बेटी आखिर हुआ क्या है....?? इस तरह पहली बार घर वापिस आना "अशुभ " होता है !! दुल्हन बोली : आपको 'शुभ -अशुभ' की पडी है....... यहां मेरा चार्जर रह गया है.....!!