Sunday, March 1, 2015

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CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

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DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage.

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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.

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If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

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MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.