Rajni jokes.. ------------------------------------------ Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...! ----------------------------------------------------------- People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via .......Calculator... ----------------------------------------------------------- Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: only 1 or 2. Reporter: only 1 or 2? Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts! ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! ----------------------------------------------------------- Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second... ----------------------------------------------------------- Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti ----------------------------------------------------------- When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one... Teachers used to bunk! ----------------------------------------------------------- While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty" ----------------------------------------------------------- Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant. ----------------------------------------------------------- This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete INTERNET... - :Madhur!
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