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Retweeted Lil' Rash (@Pandey_jiii): There are two kinds of headache: • When you can't think anything • When you think of everything

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Retweeted Dr. Baawra (@baawra_chora): *at CCD* waiter : sir,ye bill pay kiye bina coffee pi rha hai Manager : कपचीनो saale se

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Retweeted Sam (@lolpurush): Japanese Friend: would you like something to drink? Me: Japani leke aa

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Retweeted wani (@Arey_KhanSahab): The most dangerous game to play: resting your eyes for 5 minutes in morning, after shutting your alarm!

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Retweeted !!.......!! (@AltmasSifer): अहंकार काबिलियत पे धब्बे जैसा है अहंकारी होने से बचिए ।।

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Retweeted Akshar (@AksharPathak): Me: "Ladai mat karo yaar baat cheet se bhi toh problem solve ho sakti hai" Karate teacher: "Pls leave my class"

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Retweeted Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti): Honeypreet pakad mein nahi aa rahi to Honey Singh ko hi pakad ke andar kardo,uske gunaah bhi kam nahi hain logon per.😂

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Retweeted Disgraceful Sharma (@Mr_puntastik): TBH, I don't like abbreviations at all.