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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Q. Which month is girl's favorite month? Ans. Awwwgust.

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Retweeted ParthS (@ThisIsSPartha): "Beta jara sabji laana" or "Beta ye bill bhar ke aana" are part of my only motivation for stepping out of the house in my free time.

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चोरबाज़ारी दो नैनो की..

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Retweeted ✴चश्मिश कुडी✴ (@Hetal_Thakkar9): He:-ये दिल अब सिर्फ तुम्हारा है। She:-ओके तो इसे बेचकर iphone दिलवा दो।😋 #breakup

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Retweeted TheBBC (@BabaBakChod): Truth hardly works in this world, because everybody wants to be happy here.

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Retweeted H. ✈ (@Miister_H): Do a nice thing to someone without taking a picture of it.

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Retweeted Punस्टर♂ (@TheKaminaPun): Frog to fish : tum kaise ho? Fish : macchi hoon!

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Retweeted ^छुटकी सी निक्की ^ (@desi_girlNikki): Some people desperately need to ask *aap bhad me khud jaoge ya drop krke aaye aapko* 😶😶

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me an idiot.

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Retweeted Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy): Do whatever shit you want to do in life. People will judge a chicken for crossing a road too.

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Retweeted #Sindhutard (@Oinkoo): Surp Excel - Naag ache hain. :D

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Retweeted half illiterate (@anpadh00): ऑफिस में अगर आप अपनी भड़ास न निकाल पाओ तो डिस्पोजल ग्लास का ढंग से कचूमर निकले

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Retweeted Arun Lal (@dhaikilokatweet): Shadi ke baad se ek bhi picture nhi dikhayi.. tum mujhe bilkul bhi PVR nhi karte

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Retweeted गुरुघंटाल (शोनाBaBu) (@dillikakadak): SBI: Clerk1-क्या कर रहा हे? Clerk2-कस्टमर का वेट C1-ज्यादा कमेरा मत बन C2-ना यार सुबह से किसी को ServerDown नहीं बोला तो बेचैनी हो रही हे

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Retweeted Sabudana khichadi (@Dishasatra): Getting admitted in hospital is an achievement because you get a ward.

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Retweeted समारा (@why_russ): कुछ लोगों के सिग्नेचर ऐसे होते हैं जैसे वो पेन चला कर देख रहे हो कि चलता है या नहीं! 😂😂

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Retweeted Sailing Cloud (@twinitisha): Opportunity knocked your door but you were too busy scrolling your phone!

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Retweeted Lovely Rajput (@LadyDynamite_): Sometimes, " LOL = pakana band kro please.. "

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Retweeted पर्ण (@Luvamit049): Maine ek chote bachhe se poocha "kaun se school mein jaate ho? Bachha - main jaata nahi, mujhe bheja jaata hai

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Retweeted Sailing Cloud (@twinitisha): Women are from trial room. Men are from payment counter.

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly

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Retweeted That Scoop (@ThatScoop): Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros.